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Mrs. Ng's Vulva

Post corrected and updated on February 17, 2005

Despite Sunday being our family day, we were again disturbed by married-but-husband-never-home and sexy neighbor Mrs. Ng (whose husband has left her for good since years because unfortunately she cannot have babies).

She literally burst into our house, in her habit of pushing the maids behind the half ajar door, and made herself comfortable on our couch.

In the past I have already mentioned that she has the sexiest pair of legs I have seen on married women, but today I saw something more. From the angle where I was sitting while playing cards with her alongside my wife, I could clearly see that she was not putting on any underwear.

Upon the first opportunity I had when my wife went to kitchen, I complimented Mrs. Ng by deliberately using a complex (for her) English sentence:

"Although covered by hair follicles, the external cavity of your vulva is admirably charming".

She was clearly puzzled and asked me (also in English), "external what?"

"External cavity" I repeated and smilingly added "of vulva", keeping my voice soft and low so that my wife could not overhear.

I wasn't surprised that she could not understand what I was saying. So I asked her whether she had seen the movie Basic Instinct?

I repeated "Basic Instinct" three times by crossing my own legs over and over.

She immediately got the clue, looked down at the region near her 'vulva', and without any embarrassment crossed her legs twice and parked them in previous position.

Boldly looking in my eyes and smiling at me, she said "Yes, Basic Instinct. Sharon Stone, yes?"

From all indications, I have come to believe that this woman must be wild and perhaps avoiding the underwear could have been her deliberate plan.

Soon, Hong Kong will have its first case of a Gweilo being raped in his own house by a wild and sexy neighborhood woman. Look out for the news.

Hitomi

Hitomi sure is odd. In two pictures you can see her jumping around and also jumping naked from first floor!

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Sunglasses

Steve from Lies, Exaggeration, and Slander provides a wonderful clue for us to acquire beautiful pair of sunglasses.

In essence, as claimed, Steve has always secured his pair of sunglasses by going to a bar (any bar) and informing them that he left his black pair of shades at the bar (couple of days ago).

He should have carried on with that excuse. Unfortunately, he bought expensive pair of sunglasses for a change and now they are lost!

Let us not all rush to Wan Chai or Lan Kwai Fong bars with this excuse on Monday or else they will feel something is fishy/suspicious.

But along the same lines, I am thinking of asking a beautiful girl to go to one of these bars and tell them:

"I left my black pair of undies in the ladies bathroom, can I have them back please?"

I am sure that just out of embarrassment, the owners might buy her a new pair. HOOLALA!

As far as blogs, bloggers, and genius people like Steve exist, ideas will flow. Cheers!

Mihiro

I have added three pictures of Mihiro in Daily Album (Left Side Bar - First Album).

Check them out. I will reformat this post with usual warnings and popup images later. Gotta rush to Dongguan now.

Cheers!

Reiko

Now here is a beauty, who is completely wasted by posing nude. Some of these pictures have good settings and expressions. Or at least the nude one has, that is, if she did not lift up her skirt or dress or whatever it is...

Dressed - popup image or album.

Odd - popup image or album.

Nude - popup image or album.

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Hardy and Tiny

Welcome yet another Korean blog. This time it is Scott with his blog - Hardy and Tiny (new window).

Among different categories of blogs, Hardy and Tiny is something like a Korean version of See Lai, though much better than See Lai.

Yes, Scott has pictures and posts of lots of Korean girls there.

And, he has a lot of interesting posts on food, politics, etc. as well. I like his blog and I am sure that you will too.

So give him a visit now.

As far as See Lai's link policy and Blog-Roll is concerned, I am trying to select (at least) 5 good blogs from each (Asian) city/country and soon I will redo the Blogroll in the right side bar (column). I think it will be easier to find blogs in specific countries that way.

And be rest assured that I have no plans to drop any link from the (current) right side bar. At least not at this stage.

While we are on the topic of blogs and blogroll, you might also want to read the latest (Hong Kong) blog review (new window) by QQ of NTSCMP.

We are proud to be on number two position (of Hong Kong's worst blog list) and soon hope to be Hong Kong's Number One worst blog.

Well, we don't give a damn to what QQ thinks about our blog. S/he is welcome to go search other sites on Goggly Google and (hopefully) never return to See Lai.

As far as my review of NTSCMP is concerned, it is very simple -

I have yet to see NTSCMP write anything informative or meaningful since their return.

Though to be fair, some pictures there are good as well. Go visit them as well. Cheers!

Learn Chinese - "I Love You"

Just to make the first lesson (new window) a bit interesting, here is a complete sentence - and very useful for chasing girls or even girls chasing boys:

English: I love you.

Cantonese: Ngo Oi Nai/Lai

Mandarin: Wo Ai Ne/Nee

The easiest is the Mandarin pronounciation. "Wo" like "war" but without the 'r' pronounciation. "Ai" - almost similar to the English pronounciation "I". "Ne" or "Nee" almost similar to the "Knee" pronounciation of English.

Now go, say that to the Chinese woman/man in your office or on the street. Either s/he will kiss you, or, beat the shit out of you.

In any case... Cheers!

Learn Chinese - Basic

Since I have mastered many languages in this life, my first suggestion to anyone wanting to learn a new or foreign language is to think in the new language. This will hasten up your progress.

It will also eliminate the problem of translating your thoughts or answers from your native language (in mind) to foreign language (speaking, listening, reading, writing, etc.) or vice versa.

So here then are some basic words in both Cantonese and Mandarin:

English	Cantonese	Mandarin
I	Ngo	Wo
You	Nai/Lai	Ne/Nee
Us	Ngo Tei	Wo Men
They/Them	Khui Tei	Tha Men

Pronunciation Guide:

Cantonese is (sort of) nasal language. So while pronouncing "Ngo" (equivalent of I) put some emphasis on the n sound. There is no movement of tongue involved. Drawing in a little bit of air (sort of inhaling) will help a bit in correct pronunciation. The Mandarin equivalent is "Wo" where the sound is very similar to the English word "war" though drop the r from "War" and you almost have the Mandarin "Wo" = I or me.

For the second word above (You), there is a difference of opinion (at least among Hong Kong people). During conversation, most Hong Kong people pronounce "You" as "Lai". Very similar to the Hawaiian "lei" (as in the dress of leaves, etc.). However, the correct pronunciation (usually spoken by singers while singing) is "Nai" or "Nei" and the pronunciation should come close enough to the English word "Neigh" (as in the sound made by horses or horses were "neighing"). Though lose the "gh" part from the English word "Neigh" and you almost have the Cantonese pronunciation.

The Mandarin equivalent is also close enough to the "Nei" of "Neigh" above. Though many Chinese in mainland China pronounce "Ne" or "Nee" (You) similar to English word "Knee" (as in body limb). So while speaking Mandarin, just use the pronunciation of English word "Knee" and people should (mostly) understand what you mean.

The third word above (Us) should be easy in both languages if you have mastered the first two words (above). However, in the Cantonese "Tei" you should avoid using the deep (English) pronunciation of T and instead use the light pronunciation of T (as in French T, that is if you are familiar with French language).

If you understand the difference between T and light pronunciation of T, then my suggestion is you try to pronounce "They" (English) without the "h" sound and use the light T to begin the word. You will almost make the Cantonese "Tei" pronunciation. Or you can continue saying "Ngo They" (though the English pronunciation "They" here is wrong) until someone corrects you.

The Mandarin equivalent - "Wo Men" or rather the "Men" is a bit tricky. It is not same as the English word - Men, but the pronunciation is similar to "Man" from "Manchuria". Or even the pronunciation of "Man" from "Mantra". Practice it and you should be able to get it.

The fourth word is a bit easy. Just speak the way you read it in English (for Cantonese pronunciation of Khui) and the "Tha" from "Tha Men" is similar to Tha of Thailand.

Even though the explanations of pronunciations (above) sounds complex, in practicality they are not. If the need be, I recommend you read this post two or more times and then practice the pronunciation and words herein.

These are the most basic words you will use everyday and even if you are a slow learner or don't have enough time, 10 to 15 minutes a day should work wonders.

From tomorrow, I will move the explanation of 'Pronunciation Guide' and notes in the extended post section. Though any further suggestions from readers or those interested are most welcome.

Points of note:

a) Mandarin pronunciation are closely related to English pronunciation. Practically, there are 4 and half tones in Mandarin.

b) Cantonese pronunciations are very difficult. Theoretically, there are 9 different tones (or intonations) for each pronunciation. However, most people only manage to speak about 6 to 8 out of these.

c) It is said that Chiu Chow language has 18 tones. Though I have not verified. While my wife was born in Hong Kong, (both) her parents are from Chiu Chow (the same place where tycoon Li Ka Shing is from = Shan Thou or Xantau). My skills with Chiu Chow language are very poor. Besides, there is no need for you to learn that language.

Maki

The first picture of Maki shows the current trend in Japan. The clothes she is putting on are meant for outdoors. Pretty soon, I figure the Japanese women will start walking out and around in underwear. When that happens, yours truly will re-settle in Japan. Here then are three different poses of Maki...

Unconventional - popup image or album.

Confident - popup image or album.

Basking - popup image or album.

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Mental Stress

Sometimes you just can't take it. Driving at 05:00 AM from Dongguan to Hong Kong, I realized that one's mind just has enough capacity before it blows up.

Today, I truly realize why people go crazy. Not that they are born with defect, but sometimes it is just a tad too much.

In this aspect, I believe everyone should blow off regularly and vent out the anger when time or circumstances permit.

Otherwise, you might end up like me, crazily shouting at every driver and truck on the highway, a throbbing migraine pain at the back of your neck, parking your expensive car in the middle of the highway and just standing there (to be run over by a soviet era heavy load cargo truck), and when you want to end it all just right there and then.

Yes I am too stressed. 5,000 chips (integrated circuits) each costing US$50 per chip are now missing from our factory between 07:00 PM last night and right now. The money does not matter but the trust does.

The only reason I drove away without creating a fuss is because I still have a shred of patience (which does not help while doing business in China).

I will survive. I think. Cheers!

Learn Chinese

Further to many recent email I have received where many people are planning to come to Hong Kong/China during their vacation, birthday, etc., from tonight, I will start two new threads - 1) Simple Cantonese 2) Simple Mandarin.

I will write a simple English sentence (everyday), translate it into both Cantonese and Mandarin and also give close enough pronounciations.

One sentence per day.

And for those of you who have asked my suggestions and I have not replied your email yet, make sure you memorize the sentences. That is the least you will want to start a conversation with Asian girls.

Some things to note -

a) The pronounciation will be the tough part.

b) It will help you in normal daily life (trust me, most Gweilo/Expat cannot speak local languages fluently).

c) There is no other way out if you want to fulfill the desire you have expressed in email to me.

Why lose out on the fun just because of communication gaps?

Ryo Ariga

Three different moods of Ryo Ariga. From cool to seducing...

Cool - popup image or album.

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Seducing - popup image or album.

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Secret Language Of Body - Mole

This is my first attempt at translating (something very complex from) Chinese to English. So please bear with me.

OK, without much ado, the interesting book (it is rather a chronicle) from Henry is full of minute details regarding human body and specifically the "language" of body. So here is something about mole(s), especially on the face, as I find this easier to translate:

Mole:

A mole around the mouth region of any person (man or woman) indicates that the person is full of passion or curiously attracted to beauty and passion.

Generally, such people work in (either) arts, craft, entertainment, dress designing (I think garment and tailors, etc.), beauty (I think they mean beauty salon, etc.), and sex industry(ies).

Note: Following the above, there are several diagrams with mole at different position. I will generalize them below.

If the mole is on the left or right corner (of the mouth), the person is strongly attracted to (all kinds of) beauty and is self conscious (regarding appearances).

If the mole is under the lower lip, the person is one who appreciates beauty (in others) and tries to have association with such (person, I think).

If the mole is above the upper lip, the person (herself or himself) indulges in self-gratification via beautiful objects. These people will (most definitely) work in one of the above mentioned industries.

If the mole is exactly in the center and above (of the) upper lip, this shows a very passionate person and passion will play a very important part in life.

Positive Influences: (All categorization above) will be very energetic and enthusiastic in life (or attitudes towards life). Will be able to manage the lower region (of the body) with grace/gait. Happy disposition.

Negative Influences: (All categorization above) will have a tendency of over indulgence. Will lack or will have poor organizational skills. Easily fatigued.

Related Diseases: (Only upper lip category) will have problems with (organs) between navel region and anus.

Energy Center: Navel and (or until) base of spinal cord.

Needle: While they describe a thicker one with a perforation or hole, I will skip this part and no, one should not try it by themselves.

Validation: Your's truly has a mole on the left corner and slightly under the lower lip. Ummm... I would say some (not all) of the descriptions above do match and I could validate them. Or maybe I am not reading and translating correctly or enough.

Well, the section goes on and on including the diet, the different Chinese herbs, etc. The final comment is that everyone has a mole somewhere on their body. But the position, size, and marking reflects the energy levels of the internal organs of the body. Also related to blood stream etc.

Note: I may re-edit this post and correct, if I have made mistakes. Or may even reformat for better presentation. In the meantime... back to the book. Cheers!

Bauko Eichi

From tears to happiness. Here then are three expressions of Bauko Eichi...

Tears - popup image or album.

Fresh - popup image or album.

Happy - popup image or album.

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Nana Hosho

Three varied expressions of Nana...

Sharp Look - popup image or album.

Resigned Look - popup image or album.

Benign Look - popup image or album.

Any guesses when she ovulated? Damn, that topic is sticking in my mind....

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The Female Instinct

While having a drink with Henry in a bar in Shenzhen, Henry provided some very useful information...

"Do you know Ron that immediately after ovulation women's preference for men change?"

Now this was news for me. "Tell me more" I request Henry.

"Well, it has something to do with what researchers believe to be the gene instinct or rather subconscious desire for a better (next) generation".

"And" continues Henry, "even women themselves may not necessarily be aware of this change."

"Since most women ovulate between 14th and 18th day after their last period (menses)" explains Henry, "right after they have ovulated, and within four days after ovulation they look for strong, aggressive, and macho kind of personalities and even if in marriage relationship, they could temporarily steer away. Otherwise they might be looking for someone loving or boy charming or whatever depending upon their preferences."

"Although researchers believe this to be the biological responsibility for a better next generation, you could term it as a vulnerable unfaithful period where women have the instinct for the ovum to be fertilized as soon as possible or in other words - sex (with whoever is the strongest and fittest among the crowd)."

"Hmmm, so we have a very short window of four days out there..." saying which I sit there brooding over what Henry has just told me.

After about two minutes, I ask Henry "where do you get all this information from? And are we supposed to switch on and off our macho expressions depending on circumstances, target, or what have you?"

"From a biological television serial and I also have a very thick and detailed Chinese book discussing similar issues (related to Chinese medical tradition etc.) that explains even more."

"More?" I ask Henry.

"Yes, more. As in how to observe the facial expression and body language of a woman throughout one month. Somehow it is also related to the waxing and waning moon which ties into their monthly period - though not very regular among most women" saying which Henry smiles the smile of experts and holds his head a bit higher than mine.

Now here was a man who was studying women even more seriously than I do!

"So you are telling me that we need to observe a woman for one or probably two months, take guidelines from that book, and then when the time is right approach for a lay. Is that right?"

"Yes sort of" assures Henry. "Besides... while she is vulnerable during that period, she might be strong minded and avoid the instinct. Like I said it is subconscious and related to finding the best sperm. "

"However", he continues, "a sex starved woman might exhibit symptoms of neurosis, so the reaction may not always be the same."

"A ha" I exhibit surprise alongside keen interest. "OK buddy, when are you lending me this book?"

"I will lend you mine, I have already read it more than 100 times."

I give Henry my most intrigued look while I understand why he is always surrounded by women.

Well, there you have it folks. Sometime between the 14th and 18th day after her last menstrual period and provided she has ovulated, well, you get the point...

But lazy and impatient people like me might want to take the easy way out and ask her upfront "by the way... when was it you last menstruated?"

Cheers!

Note: I will post the other nightlife episode a bit later, when time permits (which should be pretty soon) and thanks for all the supportive email. I will answer you pretty soon as well.

May Iikubo

Three striking pictures of May. At first glance, while some of these pictures expose her flesh, it is her expression(s) in each picture that I am very interested in. Once again, I cannot define and have hastily titled the expressions though will study the pictures more to pinpoint them.

Vulnerable - popup image or album.

Bit Sad - popup image or album.

Seducing - popup image or album.

That's it for today folks. I am off to yet another nightlife episode in Shenzhen, China. Cheers!

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Model of the Week

The results for Model of the Week, February - third week, are out.

Eiko Koike from Japan is the Model of the Week with 49 votes (album).

Haruka Igawa also from Japan is the first runner up with 25 votes (album) and Karen Mochizuki from Japan finishes as the second runner up with 22 votes (album).

Well, in this week's contest, we again have all models from Japan...

Hikaru Hoshino (album) looks young and a bit simple but very energetic.

Ichikawa Yui (album) dressed in a black bikini exposes her feminine curves and smiles with satisfaction.

Yoshioko Miho (album) is full of several complex expressions - confident, innocent, sharp, sweet... I just hope she doesn't catch cold.

Well, those were my thoughts when I selected these three for Model of this Week.

Note: All links above are popup images, and you can also view the pictures in the album link next to each picture. All links open in the same window.

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Miss Chinese Pageant - Results

Further to our own Miss Chinese pageant held at See Lai, the final results are as follows:

Winner: Ngo My My - Total Votes (87) popup image or album

First Runner Up: Jessica Xu Jing Jie - Total Votes (20) popup image or album

Second Runner Up: Linda Chung - Total Votes (18) popup image or album

Well, I hope everyone is happy, sort of. Results of the poll and all participants can be seen here

As some of you are aware, preparations for the upcoming Miss Hong Kong contest are well under way. And we at See Lai plan to cover the entire contest, including a separate vote poll of our own.

Keep watching the Miss Chinese (category) or threads for further updates. Finally, I thank everyone who supported this event at See Lai. Cheers!

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Credits: Pictures and profiles provided by TVB Group and we thank them for their kindness.

Eri Imai

Two different pictures of Eri Imai. In one she looks very sensuous and in the other she looks quite wild...

Sensuous - popup image or album.

Wild - popup image or album.

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Walkingixus

Found this blog - Walkingixus - Take your digicam out for a walk (link also available via our right side bar).

It is a nice blog and Rodney (I have no idea who Rodney is) has some great pictures of cities in Asia and other places. Not to mention some beautiful pictures of Hong Kong.

There are some pictures of Hong Kong at Rodney's blog you really don't want to miss.

Go check them out.

Nightlife In China - Shenzhen

Since my friends (new window) helped me out with partner problems in China, I was obliged to entertain them at a venue of their choice.

"Let us all meet in 'Fuk Thin - Shui Wai' (a place across the border in Shenzhen) and enjoy for the night" suggested Henry, a Hong Kong entrepreneur with large interests in China.

Upon reaching 'Shui Wai' at around 7:00 PM on Monday, February 16, 2004, the first remark from Henry was...

"You shouldn't be driving your own car. While this area is safe, your car could be stolen, or drunk people could vandalize it."

"Thanks buddy, but your kind suggestions are a tad too late. Yes? Besides, I hate traveling in those horrible vomit color cross border buses..."

"We have invited some girls" continues Henry, "and they are quite gorgeous and beautiful".

"Hookers?" I ask.

"No, no... they work for a decent sauna we frequent and they are well mannered and cultured. Sex is not part of their sauna service".

"Good, good" I nod in agreement, but wonder why Henry would want to invite a bunch of Mother Teresa devotees if we were going out to enjoy?

Soon a gang of four girls arrive. One look at them and I am sure these are no Mother Teresa devotees. Not that they look vulgar or unsophisticated, but their naughty eyes reveal it all.

One thing I like about Henry is that he always remembers everyone's likes and dislikes. Perhaps, that is what has made him a successful entrepreneur in China. It seems Henry has strictly instructed the girls to dress in blouse and skirts, as Henry is aware just how I hate (most) women in jeans, pants, or trousers.

Most women who dress in jeans or pants are probably unaware about the ugliness of their underwear lining sticking out. The alternative is to put on low hip jeans exposing the underwear (sort of current trend). But even that has its ugliness, especially if the underwear choice and the figure is horrible.

Few women I have seen; look gorgeous in jeans or pants. Long shapely legs and taller than average figure are two most important prerequisites in such case. And of course, a careful selection of either T-Back, Thongs, or no underwear is mandatory for such women.

But then most (not all) women don't know how to select appropriate underwear and I am the last person willing to educate on such matters. Either she is smart and conscious or she is not. Period.

My eyes voyeur Ling Ling's figure - 36" (natural C) 24" 35". Sharp facial features, fair complexion, jet black hair, and almost 5' 6" tall. Why would such a beauty be stuck working in sauna is totally besides me. Though the hard work of giving massage to her clients has definitely paid off for her (figure).

Man Man, Ting Ting, and Yan Yan also have similar figures but the extremely naughty look in Ling Ling's eyes does it for me all.

Anyway, so begins our Shenzhen nightlife which eventually turned out to be wild, sexy, and crazy. Read on...

Naoko Aizawa

Three sexy but artistic pictures. Well, at least two of them are a bit artistic in my point of view...

Nice Pose (B&W) - popup image or album.

Nice Angle (B&W) - popup image or album.

Temptress (color) - popup image or album.

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Seto Asaka

Seto has different expression in the three pictures below. From childish expressions to a mature woman...

Baby Face - popup image or album.

Charming & Graceful - popup image or album.

Sensuous & Mature - popup image or album.

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Contest & Pageant

Well, just two days to go for our Model of the Week contest (left side bar) and Miss Chinese Pageant (right side bar).

This week, we seem to have uneven spread of votes for Model of the Week, and it seems Ngo My My could be Miss Chinese by tomorrow night.

C'mon guys, let's see some more votes. Hurry up!

Haruki Mizuno

The expressions of Haruki Mizuno in the following three pictures are interesting. I am unable to decide or comment, leave alone write the picture appraisal. Therefore I have hastily titled them below. Well, you decide...

Natural (?) - popup image or album.

Charming (?) - popup image or album.

Inner Peace (?) - popup image or album.

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Violence In Schools

Recently violence in schools is receiving high profile attention and it is becoming increasingly clear that triads are responsible for most if not all such problems.

This isn't news. The problems have been around since two decades. But, it seems only now people have started complaining or paying some attention.

Immaterial of what the administration (now) plans or does to tackle this problem, we believe the problems will persist. Mainly because these problems are directly tied to Hong Kong's economy and social structure.

Below is a detailed analysis of the factors responsible for these problems and some possible suggestions. You decide...

Chiharu Niiyama

In the first picture, Chiharu has a very tender and delicate look, whereas in second picture she seems to be day dreaming or brooding.

Tender Chiharu - popup image or album.

Dreamy Chiahru - popup image or album.

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Post Updated

Due to one comment, I have refrained from deleting this post regarding future article - 1) Violence in schools (Hong Kong) and 2) Night life in Shenzhen.

Kurumi Kotomi

Kurumi looks like a typical young Japanese girl. Anyway, for some reason, the picture does not look right to me. Any suggestions?

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Makoto Ohara Enhanced

Further to reader ChaSiu's suggestion (new window), I have enhanced Makoto's picture (below):

I went a step ahead of ChaSiu's suggestion and changed the light effect on (her) left side to give interesting contrast.

Check the original here - popup image or album and compare with the enhanced image below.

Now the picture is quite welcoming and yes now she does look beautiful and powerful. What do you think?

Vivian Hsu

Vivian Hsu started her career by posing nude and semi-nude and later on became a singer and actress.

Originally from Taiwan, she followed the footsteps of Hsu Chi (new window).

In my opinion, during the mid and late 80's some of these women found a unique way to rise above the (then) famous actresses. That is by first posing nude in porno movies and promoting their beauty, and later on moving to decent roles and movies.

It is very tough for a beautiful woman to switch from porno to decent but the trend was initially started by one of Hong Kong's local porn/movie star - Yip Yuk Hing (no pictures yet, but will source them).

Here then is Vivian Hsu, in three different but striking poses:

Serene - popup image or album.

Tender - popup image or album.

Trendy - popup image or album.

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Natyoi Yokoyama

The picture is not inverted, but it seems the photographer selected this angle. Click for popup image or album.

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Yuko Mizushima

Is she waiting for her lover to return? Click for popup image or album.

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Golden Eggs

Mate, remember the story of the hen laying a golden egg a day?

Well, it seems now the local property developers are learning the morale. Though too late...

Credits:

News link via The Standard.

Disclaimer:

All views and opinion expressed by Ah Bo are his own. See Lai does not take any responsibility for the accuracy of the content, and the views expressed by Ah Bo. See Lai and See Lai's editor cannot be hold responsible in any form or way.

One Word, Two Interpretations

Mate, I have already commented on the brouhaha regarding the recent debacle for terms like patriotism in Hong Kong.

Instead of going on and on, I would simply say that the relation between Hong Kong and mainland China is akin to that of a long lost baby returning back to mother.

To expect the (now grown up) baby to have instant deep affection for mother, it is also necessary that the mother also shows deep affection and love for the baby.

There is no reason to believe that neither do not love each other. Absolutely not. But perhaps the interim nanny or the custodian(s) currently overseeing the baby-mother reunion is/are simply not up to his/their job(s).

Why should the baby and mother argue and vent when simply replacing the nanny/custodian(s) would be the easiest solution out? Or is it that there is another nanny-superior out there who wishes that it is not? If so, who is patriotic and who is not?

Hey, I don't know but crocodiles like us tend to think that way.

Credits:

News link via Channelnewsasia.com.

Disclaimer:

All views and opinion expressed by Ah Bo are his own. See Lai does not take any responsibility for the accuracy of the content, and the views expressed by Ah Bo. See Lai and See Lai's editor cannot be hold responsible in any form or way.

Makoto Ohara

In the first picture, Makoto Ohara looks very proud. While she is graced by (in my opinion) average looks and average figure, the overall effect of the first picture isn't welcoming (at least to me).

In the second picture, she looks quite odd. Kissing herself in the mirror, is she so full of herself or has she lost it? You decide.

Proud Makoto - popup image or album.

Odd Makoto - popup image or album.

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Chie Yokoyama

I think Chie is trying to be naughty in this picture. I will write the picture appraisal later, but you may have to tilt your head to see her real expressions.

Naughty Chie - popup image or album.

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How Pathetic Can Singapore Get?

It seems Singapore people need encouragement from some self styled Dr. Love to fire up their libido.

In order are late night talk shows with bath-tub tutorials.

I'd say, what Singapore really needs is to broadcast several Hong Kong blogger's photo albums at midnight on all channels out there. That would guarantee high birth rates.

And yes, ban condoms alongside chewing gum to increase the birth rates.

Why didn't the dictators think of that one? Holy Fucking Cow!

Credits: Link via Conrad - Gweilo Diaries - The King of Hong Kong bloggers. Conrad was the one who inspired me to start this site. Go read him.

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Model of the Week

The results for Model of the Week, February - second week, are out.

Chantima from Thailand is the Model of the Week with 56 votes.

Sung Hi from Korea is the first runner up with 43 votes and Yumi from Japan finishes as the second runner up with 38 votes.

Back to Japan. Meaning in this week's contest, all contestants are from Japan and even I am unable to make up my mind. Who should I vote for? All of them are class (or so I think).

Eiko Koike dressed in a bikini with kiss marks looks very comfortable in the setting. Though I am confused, should we kiss her or will she kiss us?

Haruka Igawa looks upon with style and a hint of matured pride. She has the air of a woman who is used to being appreciated wherever she goes. Of course, the blend of her soft politeness alongside her pride makes the overall effect of the picture quite unique.

Karen Mochizuki gives an impression of a young girl giving way to her childishness and someone who will perhaps grow up to be a very sensuous and kind woman. She seems to take life as it comes and someone who is always at home no matter what the surroundings.

Well, those were my thoughts when I selected these three for Model of the Week.

What do you think?

One week later, we will all know...

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Doing Business In China - The Finale

Note: If you are not already reading this whole thread, it will be useful to read the other posts in this thread via links at the end of the extended document. Otherwise events and sequence may not make sense.

I knew that shit hit the fan or was about to when I received a call from Luke sometime around noon (new window) on Friday the 13th.

The extremely moronic but one who thinks he is the wisest of all - Raymond found it necessary to explain to Luke that he was innocent. I was stupefied by his foolhardiness. That is, despite my advice (new window).

"Do you know what is going on?" asked a very angered Luke.

"About what?" I remained as calm as I could.

"Raymond just told me how Gary is betraying all of us".

Well, I don't know about others, but I am being forced to make instant permanent decisions since Phyllis decided to jump out (new window) of my car at 130 kilometers per hour.

And within less than 2 seconds I responded to Luke -

"I think there is a big misunderstanding. Let me see what I can do. I will call you back" saying which I promptly hung up.

There is a Cantonese saying "Kong dao, kong cho" which means the more you speak or explain, the more screwed up the situation will be.

Anyway, it was at that moment that I decided that Raymond was definitely going to hear his own voice alongside Gary's in the recorded conversation where they were trying to hoodwink me. Playing cool anymore meant that I was washing my hands off the entire project. And somehow I felt that things could only get nasty and worse now...

Note: Extremely long document below, but this is the end of this story...

Miss Chinese Pageant - The Final Judgment

Following last week's (first round of) contest for Miss Chinese Pageant, we now have the finalists - 6 contestants who got the maximum votes.

I have set up the updated vote counter in the right side bar and the rules are very simple -

-- You can vote only once until next Sunday, February 22, 2004 (midnight - Hong Kong time +8:00 GMT).

-- It will be very difficult, if not impossible, to play dirty vote tricks with this counter. Last time I was forced to select the other counter because it allowed 25 participants, but had some bugs. I have not corrected the dirty votes yet, but well, the 6 final contestants did get maximum pure votes anyway.

-- The only way your choice of contestant can win in this poll is if she gets more votes than others. I would recommend that there is no point in wasting time by playing around with cookies, browser settings, or even dynamic IP addresses. It would be useful if the time is utilised in requesting more friends and family to vote from different computers and IP addresses.

As far as See Lai is concerned, the winner in this poll with maximum votes will be Miss Chinese and the second highest and third highest will be the first runner up and second runner up respectively.

With that, may the best contestant win.