Mrs. Ng's Vulva

Post corrected and updated on February 17, 2005

Despite Sunday being our family day, we were again disturbed by married-but-husband-never-home and sexy neighbor Mrs. Ng (whose husband has left her for good since years because unfortunately she cannot have babies).

She literally burst into our house, in her habit of pushing the maids behind the half ajar door, and made herself comfortable on our couch.

In the past I have already mentioned that she has the sexiest pair of legs I have seen on married women, but today I saw something more. From the angle where I was sitting while playing cards with her alongside my wife, I could clearly see that she was not putting on any underwear.

Upon the first opportunity I had when my wife went to kitchen, I complimented Mrs. Ng by deliberately using a complex (for her) English sentence:

"Although covered by hair follicles, the external cavity of your vulva is admirably charming".

She was clearly puzzled and asked me (also in English), "external what?"

"External cavity" I repeated and smilingly added "of vulva", keeping my voice soft and low so that my wife could not overhear.

I wasn't surprised that she could not understand what I was saying. So I asked her whether she had seen the movie Basic Instinct?

I repeated "Basic Instinct" three times by crossing my own legs over and over.

She immediately got the clue, looked down at the region near her 'vulva', and without any embarrassment crossed her legs twice and parked them in previous position.

Boldly looking in my eyes and smiling at me, she said "Yes, Basic Instinct. Sharon Stone, yes?"

From all indications, I have come to believe that this woman must be wild and perhaps avoiding the underwear could have been her deliberate plan.

Soon, Hong Kong will have its first case of a Gweilo being raped in his own house by a wild and sexy neighborhood woman. Look out for the news.

Comments

[henry]

nothing wrong with the occasional vulva on a sunday afternoon!

[Ron]

In fact, there was something wrong Henry...

I wasn't able to enjoy that vulva, given the circumstances.

Awww Noooo. Another wait? May be?

Cheers!

[Cranial]

Will you be eating from column A, B, or B.

[ChaSiu]

I don't know, Ron... however hot she may be, it's hardly worth it... like I said before, too close to home... take good care.

[glenn]

Can she volunteer a picture of these "sexy" legs? Enquiring readers want to know....

[Ron]

Ummm what do you think would be advisable, Cranial?

Yes Charles, I remember and you are right. Too close and besides, I don't think I am "boy charming" so I could be prospect number xyz on her list.

Maybe if all men in my neighborhood got together for drinks, all of us would say "Yeah she did that to me too buddy!"

Though I doubt she is disturbing other families.

Glenn,

Volunteer is the right word. Seriously, I have thought of asking her to pose for See Lai.

Just her legs and avoiding her face in the picture.

But I hope you understand that while I am sure she will willingly comply, after the picture, matters would go too far between her and me instead of just admiring her vulva.

I don't mind having sex with her somewhere far from my home, like Airport hotel in Chek Lap Kok. Problem is that she has a habit of opening her mouth as wide as she parts her legs.

If she starts talking around in neighborhood, I would look like an idiot and as Charles has rightly pointed out, that would affect my kids.

At times my wife has jokingly suggested that since her husband is seldom home or in Hong Kong, why don't I be her "part time" husband? I think she is joking. Or does she mean it?

After all Mrs. Ng and she are great friends and we never know what goes on in minds of women.

Cheers!

[A]

She might get you to bribe her to shut up if anything does happen, and you never know what could happen, have fun with your wife instead

[Mark]

With a post like this,you are on pace to become
the king of Hongkong blogs.

Play it safe though.

[waigoo]

wow..It will be fun for a
Gwailo to have a mistress in Hk.
Enjoy your Mrs.neibour., please.

[Ron]

Well A, while you have a point, I doubt she would be stupid enough to risk her own marriage if something did really happen.

Her legs can't carry her that far, as in another marriage with a wealthy guy like her husband.

Thanks for the compliments Mark and yes I will play it safe. Though the dish is more than tempting :-D

Waigoo, isn't it a bit ironic? Most Hong Kong people end up with a mistress on the other side of the border. And here I have a chance to have one on the other side of my garden (fence).

Cheers!

[Caroline]

Yes, I agree with you Ron.

[Dan]

I think the solution is to say to Mrs Ng that you are interested in taking things further, but you will only do so if your wife suggests it.

This puts the onus on Mrs Ng to broach the matter with your wife, and if your wife agrees and suggests it to you, then you are clear.

I have used this before. Once you have the three of you in the bed, it is important that you do not make your wife jealous or lose face by paying too much attention to Mrs Ng at first. I would spend most of the time paying attention to your wife, ask Mrs Ng to join in and help, then pork Mrs Ng later. That way, everyone is happy. If Mrs Ng blabs, which she will not, she has your wife to deal with, not you.

Good luck and good fun, Dan

[Joyce]

"At times my wife has jokingly suggested that since her husband is seldom home or in Hong Kong, why don't I be her "part time" husband? I think she is joking. Or does she mean it?"

Hahhaa I think your wife really means it, and she knows you don't mind anyway, and also you are the one into so much fun if this keeps going on. Hey, why don't you show back pose picture of Mrs Ng included her hair, back and legs, not the front pose. :P

Ron, you story really make people have ACTUAL imagination indeed....:P

[Bob Stephens]

My neighbour's got a red volvo but I've never seen a hairy one! Is the interior red velvet lined?

[Tony]

Pardon my paranoia, but, couldn't this just be a ploy by your wife to see if you'd cheat on her?