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Another New HK Blog!

As usual, our promotion of new Hong Kong blogs continue.

This time, readers should visit Wanbro. Now also linked via our right side bar.

As far as I am aware, that really is a blog and not a cigarette brand like Marlboro. Nonetheless, he has interesting Bush jokes and stuff.

Wanbro is in the process of switching his blog from Hong Kong to Mainland China, his next destination. And therefore, he will be re-promoted at See Lai, once he is there.

I find his blog amusing. I am sure you will too. Besides, if you lose your driving license in New Zealand, Wanbro is the one you want to talk to.

Cheers!

Junk Mail Of The Day:

Grow your manhood, prove it!

Followed by weird text:

Let her have it, without you being ashamed...

What The Fuck!

Do they know me? I doubt. Why else would they waste their time with such kiddo stuff?

Cheers!

Ungrateful

Stepped out for the first time to a nearby shopping district and encountered a blind man standing in the middle of a two lane road.

Kindness and generosity being my basic nature, avoiding oncoming cars and traffic, I helped him cross the road.

But instead of gratitude, the dude started shouting at me:

During the past half hour, people have helped me cross this road twenty times. Now even I don't know which side I am on. I just want to go straight to 7-Eleven!

Are folks in Hong Kong so kind and good? But, imagine a blind man forced to cross twenty times even if he didn't want to. And who would be so cruel to leave him in the middle of a busy road?

While I was touched by sympathy and pity for him, he started swearing very insulting words at me in Cantonese. A quick glance revealed that I had helped him cross on the right side as 7-Eleven was just up ahead.

Leaving him on the sidewalk, I turned around. I could still hear his faint voice "Is it up ahead or behind?"

"Figure out for yourself PAL!" I thought, as I ran among the cars and escaped.

Moral: (At least as far as I am concerned from now on...) Never help a blind man cross the road.

Cheers!

Mariya Yamada

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. The Voluptuous Dame

Cleavage - popup image or album - Back to the favorite cleavage pose!

Oiled - popup image or album - She has been asked to prepare...

Ready - popup image or album - For you!

Enjoy...

Cheers!

Tantra

Tantra is the science of sex, sex is the nature of universe

Yes, I am meditating again...

Estrogen Report - The End

Like every great endeavor, Bert's Ghost Saga has come to an end.

Had it not been for Mrs. Ng who helped, I would still be beating the Buddhist drum.

Well folks, Bert has gone to Thailand for a week. And I doubt he will ever bother me again even after his return.

Here then, is the full narration of what exactly happened:

Choi Soo Jung

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. Wine And Woman?

Front Pose - popup image or album - A young and sexy lady starts seducing you. You pay no attention.

Side Pose - popup image or album - Soon she flings her bra in the corner. You glance at her from the corner of your eyes.

Topless - popup image or album - When she starts stripping, the mount between your legs starts rising, and you know you can't hold for long.

Let bonking commence...

Cheers!

Naughty

Warning: Sexy Cartoon contains nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Why I Was Kicked Out Of Medical School... See Popup Image or Album.

Credits: Via email by reader Glenn.

Estrogen Report - Day 6

Instead of running away from the task at hand like previous night, subject grabs hold of me as early as 11:00 pm. Soon we end up in our new conference room - the garden.

"Can we finish early today?" Subject expectantly puts forward his proposal.

In spite of prematurely wanting to end this tiring ritual for good, I shake my head in denial.

"Midnight," I educate the subject, "is like dawn for the ghosts." Subject nods as if clearly understanding what I mean, while even I don't know what I am saying.

"And our timely midnight ritual," I continue, "is like a tranquilizer where we put them back to sleep."

The night continues and Bert keeps asking boring questions like daily schedules of ghosts, what they do for a living, and whether they are similar to what exorcists help rid via exorcism.

I try my best to answer him by combining Buddhism, Taoism, Voodooism, and even throw in dimension and energy theories. In fact, I dish out so much baloney that after a while, even I forget what I actually mean.

Finally, the time on my watch crawls to 11:55, and without wasting a single second, I fetch the incense and the Buddhist drum.

A very enthusiastic and energetic Bert completes 13 rounds with 14 incense all by himself as I beat the Buddhist drum.

At this stage I am wondering whether we are playing him or am I being played by him. Tomorrow will be Day - 7, the Methylene Blue day. Perhaps that will be fun.

Cheers!

Note: Events in this post transpired last night.

Take As Many As You Want

Reader Wesley, whose own blog - Flying Dutchmen is now hosted under See Lai, has a gift for me.

However, looking at the gift(s), I am sure I alone won't be able to give them enough justice.

Well folks, you are invited to share.

Cheers!

Kim Min Ju

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. The Perfect Candidate For Our Naked Garden Dance Ritual!

Dressed - popup image or album - You see a girl in your garden and she says "Hi, I am Kim from Korea and aunt An Ju asked me to live at your place for a while."

You faintly remember having bonked a lady called An Ju on your business trip. You also remember that while extremely drunk, you had also promised "An Ju," that you will do anything for her. Looking at Kim, you realize you are much smarter, especially when drunk.

Topless - popup image or album - "Welcome," you tell her and make living arrangements for her. After an hour, you are shocked to see her naked and sun-bathing in your garden. She seems to really enjoy your place.

Nude - popup image or album - A plan forms in your mind. What if, just what if Kim were to act as the naked garden ghost at night?

You convince her that she can repay her stay by dancing naked in the garden at night.

You also inform her that your friend, another gweilo, is undergoing Buddhist initiation that requires strict celibacy. And in order to strengthen his will and avoid temptations, she would be the perfect candidate to dance naked and tempt him.

Of course, you inform her that the gweilo will do all he can to stay away from her, as he is serious about his initiation and she need not worry.

Well, case settled. Now when does the fun start?

Cheers!

PS: Reader Wesley has also written a photo story for Kim. Read it over here.

New Blog In Town

HKMacs. Now also available via our right sidebar.

In the past, I did notice hits from HKMacs, but thought they were from local Mac corporation. Turns out, HKMacs is a blog. That too, a good one. Go visit.

Cheers!

Credits: Via Fumier. Links open in new window.

Estrogen Report - Day 5

Fifteen minutes past midnight, I find Catherine and my wife chatting while they watch a movie in the living room. Subject is not around. A quick inquiry reveals that he has retired for the night.

Springing up the stairs and to the guest bedroom, I gently knock on his door. Forget the ghosts in the garden. Upon seeing me, his expressions make me feel as if even I am one!

Pressing my finger to my lips, I make spooky eye signals and drag him down. As soon as I hand him 14 incense sticks, I noticeably feel his legs buckle down.

"Can you walk the rounds with me today?" Subject desperately quacks, making a hoarse sound.

"The sole reason that I have let you in," I look at him as I light his incense, "is due to my health and weakness. If I could do this myself, I would never bother you."

"But," I raise my voice in excitement, "I will walk with you today. If only to greet them, since they declared their presence to you last night."

Subject's expressions light up. And rightly so. For the last thing we want, is to scare him off.

I take extra precautions to walk close to the walls and in the darkness; as I see that lights in Mr. Chan's house (opposite our house), are on. If by any chance he recognizes Bert with incense sticks; going round and round, I have no problems. But two gweilos and one with a drum would be a tad too much, and might even freak him out.

I add a bit of drama and stop near different trees in random rounds. Every now and then, probing like a scanner, I gesture for us to move on.

All of a sudden, during the 9th round, Bert stops near "Chi Tin Chiu" (Chinese Chili) plant and whispers in my ear, "did you see that?"

In fact, I did not see anything. Not in front, behind, on the sides, above, below, near or for that matter in the remaining 9 dimensions of this universe. Nonetheless, I hiss, "yes! They like to hang around pungent plants."

Grabbing the incense sticks from his hand, I make a circle of smoke over the chili plant. Handing the incense sticks back to him, I resume beating the Buddhist drum. “Tuk, tuk, tuk,” we walk along.

Subject walks, rather runs like an athlete, for the remaining 5 rounds. Without saying “good night,” he darts past even Catherine and probably hides under the sheets until kingdom come!

Free entertainment my friend, is the best source of fun.

Cheers!

Note: Contraceptive pills administered - 10. Methylene Blue - tomorrow. Link opens in new window.

Han Young Ju

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. One Night Stand Affair...

Bad Girl - popup image or album - You return home with a bad and spoiled girl from the bar. You like her, at least for a one night stand.

Good Girl - popup image or album - As soon as she showers, she looks a lot better, and decent. You know that you made the right choice.

Sexy Girl - popup image or album - You provide her a spare dress you like your women to be dressed in, as you are extremely horny and desperately need a bonk.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Cheers!

How To Play Dai Wa Sek

I have received several email(s) regarding the Chinese dice game - Dai Wa Sek. The name stands for lying, with your dice that is.

Usually, the game is played by two players, and I have outlined some rules in the past. However, below you will find all the rules of this game, once again:

Required:

1) 5 cubes of ordinary dice, with markings from 1 to 6 dots on each side.
2) A plastic mug or cup, to hide your dice.

Note: Each player needs one set each, of the above.

Special:

The single dot, which stands for "1" is marked red. Before commencing the game, the players agree whether this special dot simply resembles "1" or could be the super-dot that can resemble any number (between 1 and 6).

Bet:

Compensation by the loser could take one of many forms. Either the loser is required to drink a bottle of beer (bottoms-up), or just a single sip of beer, and at times even money (amounting to hundreds of thousands or millions). Please note that the last option makes it a gambling game, and therefore you are requested to check with your local laws regarding gambling.

For remaining details and how the game is played, please read the following carefully:

Estrogen Report - Day 4

The plot thickens. Subject swears he saw something move behind the trees on his 11th and 14th round around the house.

Since none of my dogs were concerned, I assume it must be a stray cat. Besides, Mrs. Ng's house stands in darkness with no lights on. Furthermore, she wouldn't voluntarily dance naked, as she has not been invited to join this game (yet).

I silence the subject with hand gestures, and point to a nearby garden chair. Subject nervously sits down.

Assuming the famous Yogi sitting position, I rest my arms on my knees. My eyes sharply focused like a scanner, I probe the grounds by slowly swiveling my head in 180 arc degrees. Following which, I close my eyes in deep meditation.

After two minutes of deafening and almost scary silence, I address the subject, "they are aware of your presence. Soon your urine will turn blue." The subject visibly shivers.

"Now we must retire..." and after a pause I add, "well done."

Distinctly beating the Buddhist drum three times, we enter the house. Barely finishing his hurried "good night," subject shoots towards the guest bedroom.

Cheers!

The Art Of Language

Sitting here, I am brooding over issues that concern the art of language. More specifically, does the following sound correct?

"In fact, it is his daughter."

Should it not be:

"In fact, she is his daughter."

But hey! What do I know?

Fuck off Ron, you quirky, ugly, ex-American!

Cheers!

Estrogen Report - Day 3

Subject complains about loss of appetite. He just drinks his soup at the dinner table and exhibits signs of depression. Good sign, if you ask me.

Subject gets further depressed as I drag him (again) in to the garden sharply at 12:00 midnight.

To ensure that subject does not report these activities to Catherine or anyone, I casually inform him that should he talk about this to Catherine, she might return to her parents' home and subject may not be able to see her that conveniently.

Ruskin, I hope your worry (about under the sheets conversation with Catherine) is now permanently fixed. Yes?

Subject half-heartedly completes 13 rounds of the house with 14 incense sticks chanting "Gwei One Lay Ho" while I mercilessly beat the Buddhist drum.

Cheers!

Note: Events of this post transpired last night. Three doses of two contraceptive pills per day have already been administered to subject. Methylene Blue is already here, but will be administered on the 7th day.

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Good News Bad News

Good News:

From today, I am back on broadband. Holy Fucking Glamorous Cow. I am so happy!

Bad News:

While I was shouting at the cable guys for taking so long, my wife locked me in another room. Therefore, I could not fry their balls and provide early dinner for my dogs!

Cheers!

Model Of The Week

Warning: Links may contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Here we go again. Winner wins by just one vote!

Last week, we again had cat fights at See Lai with 293 total votes. The results are as follow:

Yuri Mitsui (album), Japanese, is the Model of the Week with 134 votes!

Who would have thought that sleeping in the garden could lead to victory?

Ling Chin (album), Chinese, is the first runner up with 133 votes. Just one or two votes short of being a winner!

All she needed was two kind voters out there. Well, who says this world is fair?

Finally, Jurairat Julaparn (album), Thai, finishes as the second runner up with mere 26 votes.

Despite the fact that she (almost) exposed her love triangle between her legs, she lost.

The show never stops! Here again, three different nationalities - Japanese, Chinese, and Thai:

Kazue Fukiishi (album), Japanese, simply stands there smiling.

Lin Si Yee (album), Chinese, is about to remove her already (almost) see-thru dress.

Natt Chanapa (album), Thai, is waiting for you. Cleavage power? Looks like it.

Well folks, votes are already pouring as I type this. Please carry on...

Cheers!

You can vote once in a 24 hour cycle until next week, meaning once everyday.

Note: All links above are popup images, and you can also view the pictures in the album link next to each picture. Some links open in new window.

The Erect Phallus

Big White Guy, the Canadian blogger in Hong Kong has a huge picture of Dick-like IFC 2 building in Hong Kong.

The picture also shows part of Hong Kong Island - commercial districts around Central, Hong Kong.

Note: Similar to his blog name, the picture is big. But worth seeing.

Cheers!

Return Of Panty Parade

Thanks to our martial-arts lover and lab-rat correspondent, who failed to capture any clips of Mainland PLA (military) women's panties under their one-piece skirt uniform, we are being given a second chance.

It is my personal belief that Bert's presence with a video camera, and his enthusiasm of capturing Mainland PLA soldiers in their martial-arts display, has send a clear message to Beijing: "Even Gweilos admire and appreciate us. Let there be more parades!"

In order to celebrate PLA's "birthday" on August 1, preparations for yet another military parade are underway.

From our end, efforts are already underway to secure tickets for the upcoming parade. I am not sure whether during this parade Mainland military beauties will be allowed to dance. Nonetheless, here is my message:

If you want more pro-Beijing votes, allow Mainland military beauties to expose their boobies and panties. Y'all at CCP (Chinese Communist Party) hear?

There! Our message is loud and clear. Readers are requested to add CCP or Chinese Communist Party in their comments over here.

This will ensure that the internet spies from up north will definitely get our message. And perhaps, they will be able to grab the wisdom of our message in time!

Finally, the question is, are we still naive to assign Bert the responsibility of videography and pictures? Your suggestions are welcome. We are really running out of time.

Persistence, Thy Name Is Success!

Cheers!

Note:

1) Previous efforts to capture Panty Parade can be found here and here. Links open in new window.

2) Model of the Week results and new models later today (within 4 or 5 hours).

Risa Matsumoto

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. Always Trying To Impress

Fishnet - popup image or album - She asks you "Does this look cool?"

Bikini - popup image or album - "How about this?" She asks, but you keep ignoring her.

Topless - popup image or album - She changes again, but this time she says nothing. You look at her and see her boobs jumping out of her dress. You feel glad and say "Now you are talking my language, baby!"

One of these days, you might actually see her naked pics!

Cheers!

Estrogen Report - Day 2

Subject looks normal (according to his standards) after second dose.

The only difference is that his cheeks seem to blush. But that could be my imagination. Apart from that, I also feel that his chest region looks a bit boggy.

Methylene Blue will arrive tomorrow.

Girlies coming up in two or three hours. That is after I initiate Bert in nightly ritual prayers. And Model of the Week contest closes tomorrow. So hurry up with your votes.

Cheers!

Urgently Need Advice...

Catherine, as you know, is still living with us at our house. This means that Bert is our daily visitor and stays from evening until morning; until he goes back to work. Yes, they share the guest bedroom.

This has been going on for several months now and I am not complaining. Catherine has been very helpful and a great encouraging company for my wife while I was in hospital.

However, Bert is a bit irritating. Even though he is extremely funny and naturally crazy.

Since he bothered me for two or three hours tonight asking me all the stupid questions that sprung up in his mind, I have decided to take some sort of revenge.

What I plan is simple. I wish to add contraceptive pills to his cup of coffee every night after the dinner. I will add two for extra effect, and continue this experiment for exactly 28 days (number of tablets in one such foil). They even have days marked on them!

I have already secured two packs of such contraceptive pills and tonight, Bert already had his first dose.

However, I feel a bit guilty. And therefore, I need some advice. Especially from all of you medical geniuses out there (e.g. Glenn) and/or experienced regular readers of See Lai who may have tried such pranks on others.

Will there be any side effects? Will Bert develop boobs? Will his voice become shrilly? Most of all, will he start displaying effeminate characteristics? If so, after how many days and how many pills?

We are talking 28 multiplied by 2 = 56 pills in 28 days.

Furthermore, do you think I am cruel? Please try and understand that I really want to see how such pills go for a man. If the effects are horrible, is the process reversible?

Many thanks in advance. Had my conscience not been biting me after dinner, I would not have brought this up here.

Well, I guess... Cheers!

Jin Do Hee

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. Your Next Door Neighbor

Aroused - popup image or album - You find your next door neighbor in your bed. She is really aroused and says "take me."

Bathing - popup image or album - You think for a while and say "I like my women fresh and fragrant." She takes the hint and starts bathing.

Waiting - popup image or album - While you read a book titled - 23 Ways to keep women wild, aroused, and waiting, she walks over to the window and says, "am I good enough for you now?"

It's really up to you, you know...

Cheers!

PS: No, she isn't like Mrs. Ng. Mrs. Ng is more gorgeous. Yes, such events have taken place.

Brooding

While I am brooding over which girlie to post today, I guess you could also use some sources of my inspirations.

First, I recommend you see Hong Kong's Legislative Council Ring Leader in her preferred costume. Yes, she is Rita-RingLeader-Fan.

Following that, you might want to see cat women. Of course, the site is full of girlie pictures of all kinds. A box of tissues recommended when you visit this site.

OK, I am back to brooding. Girlies coming up later.

Cheers!

Innovative!

For a struggling tourist economy like Hong Kong, nincompoops galore!

Trying to copy North American trend of "smoke free" bars, one or two local freaks pick up on the trend of smoke-free-bars.

Yours truly has frequented many bars in Hong Kong over two decades. And one thing I have noticed is that at the least, 40% (if not more) customers smoke something or other (including enlightening stuff).

If "smoke free bars" gig really becomes mandatory in Hong Kong, there is no doubt that Silom road in Bangkok, Makati in Manila, and all the joints of Hanoi will get a lot of tourist influx. Hong Kong is not only losing its (once) prosperous industries, it is also losing common sense. Tung still reigns!

I have some more innovative suggestions -

1) Alcohol free pubs and bars.
2) Hooker free brothels and dance halls.
3) Visitor free mainland China trade exhibition halls.

Number 3 is already reality. Two more to go.

Cheers!

Jung Min Kyoung

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. The Dame Who Likes Everything Weird!

Weird Toys - popup image or album - "I want to be fulfilled." She thought, as she used any and everything as her toy.

Weird Desire - popup image or album - "How about you bang me wild and hard?" She imagined, as she accompanied you to your house.

Final Thought - popup image or album - "It is now or never. Do you want to bonk or not?" She threw an ultimatum, as she spread herself, on the mattress near the wall.

Think about it. She could really be fun...

Cheers!

Time

The complex cycles of time are inconsistent. However, left all alone by itself, time is non-existent.

Yes, I am meditating.

Cheers!

Model Of The Week

Warning: Links may contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Holy Cow in a Strip Tease Bar!

The cat fight carried on until the last moment. Click here to see the results of the fight:

Mam Patamon (album), Thai, is the Model of the Week with 109 votes!

The cleavage angle. That's what I think was the reason for her victory.

Jung Ji Hee (album), Korean, is the first runner up with 108 votes.

The suspense, perhaps was her underwear. Did she have any on? Had she parted just a bit more, Mam sure would have been the loser.

Finally, Nanako Fujisaki (album), Japanese, finishes as the second runner up with 64 votes.

Personally, I liked Nanako. She looks a lot like late Hong Kong superstar - Anita Mui Yim Fong. Anyway, I have already decided to include her in "Model of the Year." And I am sure she will win then.

Here we go again. Three different nationalities - Thai, Chinese, and Japanese:

Jurairat Julaparn (album), Thai, somehow reminds me of Mrs. Ng standing in the (now specially added) gate between our gardens.

Ling Chin (album), Chinese, and with her unique choice of what looks like bikini, is eagerly waiting for votes.

Yuri Mitsui (album), Japanese, believes that she is part of garden decor. Does she look beautiful and attractive? You decide.

Votes are already pouring as I type this. Please carry on...

Cheers!

You can vote once in a 24 hour cycle until next week, meaning once everyday.

Note: All links above are popup images, and you can also view the pictures in the album link next to each picture. Some links open in new window.

Manami Honjoh

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. She's A Bit Choosy...

Barren - popup image or album - She said, "my life is barren without you."

Beach - popup image or album - So we take her to the beach. Water, right? "My life is still barren and dry," she says. Damn!

Wild Grass - popup image or album - So we take her to a place full of wild grass. She looks a bit happy, and we dump her there.

Barren, barren... does she mean she wants a baby? What do women really want?

No time to answer that. Must join the main party starting in about 15 minutes. I might be tied up until late and so may change models later tonight (as in 02:00 am) or tomorrow morning.

Cheers!

Messing With Music

If you hear odd sounds when See Lai (this page) is loading, trust me it has nothing to do with ghosts messing with your computer.

I am messing with the new File Manager of Typepad.

I have uploaded one of my own music creations, and since I am still cursed on dial-up, I hear bits and pieces of the music from time to time.

The sounds are strictly experimental at this stage. And all this is costing me a lot as far as bandwidth is concerned.

What I really would like to know is that, does the music play alright on your computer? Here's the link for you to control it, and hopefully it will work.

UPDATE: I have removed the music link as it was consuming a lot of bandwidth.

Any and all feedback (including flame) is more than welcome on this issue. If the experiment succeeds, I might add music to girlie pictures. Not a promise, but well...

Credits: Music composed, played, and recorded by yours truly - Ron Bach © See Lai. All Rights Reserved.

PS: The clip should be 00:07 long. For me, however, it just plays two beats. HOOLALA!

Note: Post updated on July 16, 2004 and music link removed.

714

Chinese believe that July 14th is a very inauspicious day.

Every year, on this particular date, they say that the gates of hell are thrown open and ghosts are allowed to roam freely among humans.

Scary? You bet.

Most Chinese avoid going out at night from 7/14 for at least one month. This particular month is also not auspicious for you to change residence, etc. In fact, it is inauspicious for every important inauguration or event.

In Cantonese, 7/14 is called "Chat Yuet Sap Sai", which literally translated means 7th month 14th. The day is also called "Gwai Chit" or the day of the ghosts. Yes, the same Gwai or Gwei of Gweilo (Ghost man).

In short, you get the idea that evil, ugly, terrifying creatures are let loose and they arrive here (Gaia or Earth) on that day. Yep, more scarier than real life Thriller.

You might dismiss such fears; arguing that all this is nothing but superstition and there is no evidence to prove it otherwise.

Think Twice!

Proof there sure is... Yours truly was born on July 14th! Convinced?

But, there is no need to be afraid. The Chinese go by their own calendar - lunar calendar, not our calendar. Now, if you were born on August 29, 2004, especially at night, hmmm... That is 714 as per the Chinese calendar for this year (compared with ours, lunar calendar dates are different every year).

Nonetheless, my mother is still convinced that 714 in our calendar is scary as well. And who can blame her?

She still has memories from 1959 of that inauspicious date. But she was kind enough to send me a card and say "Happy Birthday" to me.

Cheers!

PS: I will be posting a reasonably nice girlie later today. Someone that I would really like ;-) And of course, I will also change the new models later at night.

Uruka Kitamura

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. ALL pictures below are TOTALLY nude. She Hates Clothes!

Topless - popup image or album - You see your next door neighbor standing naked outside her door.

Playing - popup image or album - You get curious when you see her playing on a bench.

"I Wanna Be Laid" - popup image or album - She said, as soon as you approached her.

About time to bonk. I guess

Cheers!

Defending The Territory

Note: All links open in same window.

Jung and Mam fight it out for their winning vote.

Yes, it's Korea against Thailand in yet another cat fight. And including today, they still have almost four days to go.

At the time I am posting this, Jung has 35 votes, Mam has 34, and Nanako - 28 votes. Looks like Japan is already out of the fight. Now who do you think will win this week?

You can vote via left side bar under "Who should win this week."

Cheers!

FYI: As far as "Girlie" pictures at See Lai are concerned, Here are the stats from Typepad:

Asian Women Album: Average daily hits - 6,400
Model Album: Average daily hits - 1,400
Total Girlie Views: More than one million and three hundred.

See detailed explanation below:

Megu Anrai

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. Summer Tips From Megu

Anything above 30 degrees Celsius, and who wouldn't like the comfort of air conditioned environment? Megu is no different. But when even the air conditioner isn't helping enough, she has tips for women on how to cool off.

Definitely recommended for indoor environments, men like us would be even more happy to see women follow these tips out on the streets:

Cool - popup image or album - Sleeveless blouse without a bra, and open up all buttons.

More Cool - popup image or album - Transparent lingerie, and expose a boob once in a while.

Definitely Cool - popup image or album - Sexy lingerie, and keep playing in water. Working women could try this out in public parks.

Yes, she likes to expose her right boob. No, I don't know why.

Cheers!

The Roller Coaster Syndrome

- first my internet connections, and now my health.

Yes, I am suffering from the roller coaster syndrome in both these important arenas of my (present) life.

My broadband connections will not be resurrected until coming Monday. Yes John, your judgment about the problem was right - cable problems.

And since late last night, my health is also playing monkey games with me. Feeling wonderful for a while, and then again feeling like shit and back in bed. Something like my internet connections going on and off.

I realize that this has strained my dear readers' patience. And therefore, girlies coming up in a short while.

In the meantime, and during these couple of days, it would be a great idea to check out archives. You can always visit the albums as many times as you like, and admire the hundreds of beautiful women there (top - left side bar).

Cheers!

PS: To those whom I have not replied their email, including the detailed one on "how to play dai-wa-sek?", please accept my apologies. I remember the backlog, and will get back to you as soon as I can.

Political Cartoons

The irritatingly demanding Ah Bo - Nude King On The Blog, again requested me to draw a political cartoon for him.

If I continue entertaining him, I could soon be targeted by spooky spies.

Cheers!

Model Of The Week

Warning: Links may contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21.

And this time, the winner is Chinese! Click here for last week's results:

Krista Kwan (album), Chinese, is the Model of the Week with 111 votes!

Come on, 'fess up. Was it the nipple?

Yui Shinada (album), Japanese, is the first runner up with 63 votes.

Spread 'em. Spread 'm baby, for more votes.

Finally, Anne Narawan (album), Thai, finishes as the second runner up with 43 votes.

Her shirt blocked her votes. Yep, next time. May be...

Here we go again. Three different nationalities - Korean, Thai, and Japanese:

Jung Ji Hee (album), Korean, is proud as she spreads a bit. She wants to be "taken."

Mam Patamon (album), Thai, is eager and happy as she waits for her lover-boy (you) to come along.

Nanako Fujisaki (album), Japanese, keeps thinking, when will you come?

Votes are pouring in as I type this. Please carry on...

Cheers!

You can vote once in a 24 hour cycle until next week, meaning once everyday.

Note: All links above are popup images, and you can also view the pictures in the album link next to each picture. Some links open in new window.

Damn! It took very long to change the models and the voting software. Give me back my broadband!

The Conspiracy Freak

After I posted a certain cartoon (scroll down below to see it), since yesterday I am having serious problems with my internet connection.

Yessire! Mine is a broadband connection which has worked seamlessly for more than a year. And no, no configurations, etc. were changed. The setup is antique, and therefore reliable, by current standards.

Nothing should have gone wrong. And there should be no reason why I could not post for 19 hours, and counting.

Even today morning, my connections are doing a break dance. Connected for 5 minutes, off again for 10 or 15 minutes.

Now who would want to stop me posting?

The cartoon was for Ah Bo's blog - Nude King, not mine. Y'all sadistic commies hear? Go censor his connection - cable lines going to Shan Pui river.

This way you are just infuriating me to join up with Ah Bo and start politics right here at this blog. Again!

Irritated, I am facing north, raising my middle finger, and hysterically shouting - UP YOURS!

Cheers!

PS: I will delete this post when my connections are back to normal.

Mana Ueda

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. All pictures below are totally nude. The Naked Beauty!

Front Pose - popup image or album - Your neighbor was waiting on the stairs as you returned home.

"I locked myself out when I was watering flowers on the roof-top," she said. "Can you help me open the lock?"

You could, but you realized that she couldn't possibly be locked out, if she was watering the flowers naked, without any clothes on.

Back Pose - popup image or album - She sat in your apartment as you prepared food and all that for her.

Full Pose - popup image or album - Later, after a shower, she said "let's go to sleep on the floor. The Japanese style."

Look out. Who knows? Your neighbor could really be wild.

Cheers!

PS: Yes, the story sucks. But I am too tired...

Ruskin?

July 1 - The Aftermath

What really happened after July 1, 2004 protest march?

Good friend and Yuen Long Creek crocodile - Ah Bo, called me up to request that I sketch details of an event about which he had received some inside information.

"Please Ron, it is for my blog - The Nude King On The Blog," he said. And so, I obliged.

Ah Bo narrates his "inside information" story over here.

Cheers!

Happy Fourth Of July!

To All Fellow Americans

Cheers!

Credits: Picture - US Govt.

Discombobulated

Welcome Mia at the new Hong Kong blog - Discombobulated

Link also available via right side bar.

Cheers!

PS: Regular postings will re