See Lai

A New Record!

With See Lai's bandwidth reaching a record high of 174.653 Gigabytes for the month of August, and with daily unique visitors totaling to 16,000 plus (albums included), I am at a loss of words!

Dear readers,

Words cannot express how happy I am and how grateful I am. Agreed, Typepad can express it by charging me three times my usual "Pro package" or even allow me to buy (in future) cheap bandwidth packages, but had it not been for your generosity, I wouldn't have the pleasure of success as I have now.

Once again, thank you very much.

Cheers!

The Oriental Gweilo

"I will have nothing short of you chopping off your little finger." I tell Bert as I hand him the carving knife from the living room bar.

Bowing down in front of me, Bert's head is tilted downwards in Japanese style, and his raised hands hold a package - a gift or offering to me.

Somehow, Bert is convinced that the traditions and customs in most Chinese soap operas are still valid in present day Hong Kong. I clearly remember Bert's insistence in past, when he wanted to go to villages where men and women dress and behave the way they do in TVB Jade (local TV channel) soap operas in the evening.

It took a long time for me to convince Bert (at that time), that these stories were from 500 years ago and such villages no longer exist. Not even in Mainland China.

But here he was, again, after what transpired, in an attempt to appease me.

Unwrapping the package, I find that this time Bert has brought me "Lok Mei Bar" (deer's penis), which is supposed to be good for health and sex! Will this man ever change?

However, this is much better and practical than ginseng or his last gift - clock. The Chinese never gift a clock to anyone because "Sung Chung" (gift a clock) is the same pronunciation as "Sung Chung" (accompanying a dead person in her/his final journey to the grave).

Catherine is nowhere around and I realize that Bert came alone out of fear that I would still shout at him.

"Do I still cut my little finger?" Bert keeps bowing down nervously. If there ever is a hopelessly influenced oriental gweilo, then Bert is!

"No, I am just kidding."

As I direct him to a couch, Bert starts explaining:

"I know I shouldn't have gotten in a fight, and I am wrong. But I wasn't able to spend quality time with Catherine and therefore I was frustrated."

Bingo! I immediately understand the purpose of his visit! Doesn't it look like Bert wants to move back in (in our house)? Again?

In my current mood, reluctantly I say...

Cheers!

Note: Events in this post transpired last night. Link opens in new window.

Model Of The Week

Warning: Links may contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. And Finally...

The results for August, Model of the Week - third week are out. This month we are missing one week. Yeah, I know, blame that on me.

Anyway, all models received fair and huge number of votes totaling 680 votes - a very lucky number (for Chinese).

The results are as follow:

Yin Ling (album), Chinese, is the Model of the Week with 238 votes - another lucky number for the Chinese!

So who is lucky here? I'd say, the leaves...

Akiko Ikuina (album), Japanese, is the first runner up with 231 votes. Not bad either.

As John, Wesley, and others have mentioned, it is becoming increasingly apparent that the more a model exposes her body, the higher her chances are for making it to the top.

Finally, Nadia Pitchawan (album), Thai, finishes as the second runner up with 211 votes. Again, not bad either.

But well, August hasn't been very rewarding for the Thai...

We begin September with yet three different nationalities - Thai, Japanese, and Korean:

Aornpreeya Soonnanon (album), Thai, has decided to pose without her panties.

Hina Shirakawa (album), Japanese, has decided that her boobs and her cleavage are her best bet.

Lee Soo Chong (album), Korean, has decided upon something that I can hardly describe. Though, her choice of revealing and hiding at the same time is quite unique.

As usual, votes have already started pouring in. Continue...

Cheers!

You can vote once in a 24 hour cycle until next week, meaning once everyday.

Note: All links above are popup images, and you can also view the pictures in the album link next to each picture. Some links open in new window.

Model of the Month will be announced on September 1, 2004.

Another Midsummer's Night Out!

I know I have to change the models for the week. But with the gracious company of Joyce, Ani, and now Connie (readers of See Lai), I am enjoying way too much!

Another night out and we started at 06:00 pm until morning 05:30 am. Great hot Chinese food, drinks, and Dai Wa Sek in Tsim Sha Tsui included!

As usual, I proposed that all four of us relax at Ani's house! She was willing in the beginning but later on, I felt she didn't want to share. Just kidding :-D

I will change the models later tonight. Now I need to catch up on some much needed sleep.

Cheers!

A Midsummer's Night Out

This site has been dormant for two days for the only reason that on Thursday evening, yours truly ended up with expat friend and reader Jack alongside Joyce and her friend Ani.

The evening started with drinks at Lan Kwai Fong, and to the horror of Joyce and Jack, Ani and I started chain-smoking. With loud (odd) music pouring from the speakers right above our table, surrounded in clouds of smoke, it was a miracle how we had beer after beer until 11:00 pm.

Yes, I threw all my caution out the window and had so many beers that I can hardly remember the count. In fact, I threw more than my caution out the window...

After a couple of beers, I started suggesting, "Why don't all the four of us relax in some hotel?"

It is a miracle that despite their looks with big eyes, Joyce, Ani, and Jack didn't throw me out of the bar or beat the shit out of me!

The conversation then turned to how pitifully sex-crazy and pervert I am. Of course, we discussed See Lai, Mrs. Ng, Rebecca, and also dedicated some time to Bert.

I was impressed by how easily Ani can drink, and yes, she would be very successful as an entrepreneur in China. Well, Jack, without any doubts, can also drink a lot, but Joyce was smart to say "no" after couple of Baileys.

Teasing each other, Ani and I then ended up in a bet - "Who can eat the hottest (hot as in chili) food among us?"

I suggested we go to (as Jack puts it, "The Dark Side") Kowloon City to a Thai restaurant and try it out. A short cab ride to Kowloon, the cabbie kept discussing with me the usual topic - "Why Gweilos like Asian women." It was a friendly conversation and in return both Jack and I suggested to the cabbie that he can have all the Caucasian women he wanted (as far as they wanted him).

A decent Thai restaurant, the food wasn't hot enough, and both Ani and I had to take back our two hundred bucks we placed as bet on the table. I got so excited by the Thai beer and food, that I started calling the customers (a lady from a nearby table) to come and serve us rice.

"I don't work here," she said politely. Then fuck, don't put on a flowery one piece dress that makes you look like a Thai. Dammit!

Joyce, Jack, and Ani really burst out laughing as I realized how foolish I looked. Jack, as I observed, could speak fluent Thai (much better than me) and so I should have let him order.

At about 01:30 am, Jack called it quits as he was tired from a long day and long night. After he left, Joyce, Ani, and I ended up in a nearby bar. More drinks and cigarettes, and we played the Dai Wa Sek game. Initially Joyce wasn't an expert, but soon both Ani and Joyce defeated me.

Ani was sharp to observe that I was cheating. And so, I kept on cheating, but still they kept winning.

At about 03:30 am, we then decided to go to a karaoke bar. Coming out of the bar, we spotted a police van patrolling the streets at night. And so, I stopped them and inquired about where we could find the karaoke bar.

The policemen in the van were very surprised to see a gweilo with two beautiful girls in the middle of the road at 03:30 am in Kowloon. But before they got more suspicious, I informed them that I was from Outer Mongolia! A couple of puzzled looks and they directed us to Neway in Kowloon City.

Unfortunately, the place was closed and so we took a cab to Neway Jordan. A nice comfortable karaoke booth and Joyce, Ani, and I had a lot of fun. I did sing some Cantonese songs, because most of the English songs were from the time; my parents would have sung right when they had intercourse before I was born.

I believe we all had a lot of fun. Later, dropping both Ani and Joyce at their house, I drove on to the factory in Dongguan. Returning late, yesterday afternoon, I was in no shape to post or change models for the Model of the Week.

Well, that was the reason why this site was dormant for two days.

I have been meeting a lot of readers and bloggers. And soon, I am expecting Glenn, John, and some other folks in Hong Kong. Yep, I look forward to meet you all.

And yes Ani, let us make it a weekend next time.

Cheers!

Time - II

A New Approach

Following my previous meditation regarding Time, earlier today evening, I tried a new strategy...

Instead of worrying about whether time is a dimension, or whether in reality it does exist, I tried concentrating on past events.

Sitting quietly in my study, ensuring that no external stimuli disturbed me, I focused on a particular event in my life and tried to re-live it. Of course by remembering the event as accurately as I could with my eyes closed.

I (think I) was able to re-live some events including clearly see the colors, recall the sounds, smells, and whatever I could to make the event as realistic as possible in my mind (as in again going through it).

Now the most important question is: Does this mean that I was able to time-travel (even if mentally)? And, has anyone (readers of See Lai) tried this before?

I know all of the above sounds like I have been Bert-i-cized, but no, I have not lost it. Just experimenting in my free time... Any and all suggestions are most welcome.

Back to meditation!

Cheers!

Reminder

Model of the Week contest for this week, closes tomorrow. So hurry up with your votes.

You can vote via the voting software on the top in the left side bar (under MODEL 2004). You can also click the links to see this week's model and clicking on the "Model" album will take you to all the models (so far) of 2004.

Cheers!

Cha Lin

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. Just Look At Her Knockers!

Lingerie - popup image or album - You are like Pilgrim Alex and wake up in a Dongguan hotel to find Cha Lin near your bed...

Tearing Off - popup image or album - Experienced seductress that she is, she starts tearing her bra off for your viewing pleasure...

Topless - popup image or album - As she sits there topless, thoughts race in your mind - should you bonk her? Will cops break into your room just after that?

Well, what is it going to be? Do we expect to read further about this in tomorrow's newspapers?

Cheers!

Note: Above pictures and comments/photo-story laughingly dedicated to Pilgrim Alex - a patsy and a shining bright example of uncontrollable instincts of manhood!

Bert - The Problem Child

My cellular phone, which is always by my bedside even when I sleep, wakes me up. I switch on the lights and realize it is 02:18 a.m.

The person calling me is none other than Bert and I am almost fully awake when I hear his first sentence - "Tell 'em Ron, who wants to fuck with me!"

As I regain consciousness from deep slumber, it dawns upon me that Bert is extremely drunk. After two minutes of torture where Bert repeatedly uses the terms "fuck" and "motherfucker," someone takes the phone away from Bert and informs me in a curt voice:

"Your friend (Bert) is in police custody as he was involved in a case of bar fights and requests you come here."

I wake my wife up and inform her, and after checking we realize that even Catherine has not returned home. Double trouble! This means I must go, even if only for Catherine.

Arriving at the said police station, I find Catherine sitting on a wooden bench and she informs me that Bert is in a room with the inspector and the police.

As soon as I enter the room, I see Bert cornered between an inspector and a constable. With his sleeves rolled up and a torn tie hanging loosely from his shirt, his bloodshot red eyes gives him a distinct malevolent look.

"Good you're here Ron. Tell 'em who wants to fuck with me!"

If there ever was a moment I wished I never knew Bert, this was it. Trying my best to be polite, I manage to drag the inspector outside the room and inquire what this is all about.

The case, as it seems, reveals that someone passed a rude remark on Catherine. Following which, Bert got mad and started fighting. In fact, from the account, Bert came out like a true fighter; as he also managed to bounce the bouncers. It wasn't until the concerned bar summoned the cops, when Bert ended up here, Catherine by his side.

"Is he a relative of yours?" The inspector asks as he stares directly in my eyes.

"No, Holy Cow, No!" Words flow out of my mouth without my awareness. "He is," and after a short pause I explain, "a brother of one of my business associates in US."

"So are you here to bail him?"

I realize that I have no choice as I cannot be mean enough to ask Catherine to do that for Bert, even if I end up paying.

Upon completing all the necessary formalities, Catherine, Bert, and I leave in my car. We hardly travel to Pacific Place, Admiralty, Hong Kong, when once again Bert starts grumbling loudly in the back seat - "Who wants to fuck with me?"

I take it no more. Jumping on the brakes, I stop, step out, throw open the back door, pull Bert out and throw him on the sidewalk metal railing.

"Me you motherfucker!" I return Bert's lingo. "I want to fuck you up, you piece of shit! And next time you get in such troubles, don't bother calling me or I will kill you myself!"

With a hard jerk on his already torn tie, I manage to push him on the sidewalk where he lies almost spread-eagled.

Without waiting for a word or reaction from him, I bang the car doors after me and quietly drive Catherine back home.

Today, I haven't heard from him (until I post this).

So, is Bert a problem child?

Cheers!

Tammie Kim

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. Tammie Is Someone Who Wants To Be Taken!

Front Pose - popup image or album - Apparently, she is getting ready...

Side Pose - popup image or album - To seduce you. Of course!

Back Pose - popup image or album - If I were you, I wouldn't deny her.

So what are you waiting for?

Cheers!