See Lai

A New Record!

With See Lai's bandwidth reaching a record high of 174.653 Gigabytes for the month of August, and with daily unique visitors totaling to 16,000 plus (albums included), I am at a loss of words!

Dear readers,

Words cannot express how happy I am and how grateful I am. Agreed, Typepad can express it by charging me three times my usual "Pro package" or even allow me to buy (in future) cheap bandwidth packages, but had it not been for your generosity, I wouldn't have the pleasure of success as I have now.

Once again, thank you very much.

Cheers!

The Oriental Gweilo

"I will have nothing short of you chopping off your little finger." I tell Bert as I hand him the carving knife from the living room bar.

Bowing down in front of me, Bert's head is tilted downwards in Japanese style, and his raised hands hold a package - a gift or offering to me.

Somehow, Bert is convinced that the traditions and customs in most Chinese soap operas are still valid in present day Hong Kong. I clearly remember Bert's insistence in past, when he wanted to go to villages where men and women dress and behave the way they do in TVB Jade (local TV channel) soap operas in the evening.

It took a long time for me to convince Bert (at that time), that these stories were from 500 years ago and such villages no longer exist. Not even in Mainland China.

But here he was, again, after what transpired, in an attempt to appease me.

Unwrapping the package, I find that this time Bert has brought me "Lok Mei Bar" (deer's penis), which is supposed to be good for health and sex! Will this man ever change?

However, this is much better and practical than ginseng or his last gift - clock. The Chinese never gift a clock to anyone because "Sung Chung" (gift a clock) is the same pronunciation as "Sung Chung" (accompanying a dead person in her/his final journey to the grave).

Catherine is nowhere around and I realize that Bert came alone out of fear that I would still shout at him.

"Do I still cut my little finger?" Bert keeps bowing down nervously. If there ever is a hopelessly influenced oriental gweilo, then Bert is!

"No, I am just kidding."

As I direct him to a couch, Bert starts explaining:

"I know I shouldn't have gotten in a fight, and I am wrong. But I wasn't able to spend quality time with Catherine and therefore I was frustrated."

Bingo! I immediately understand the purpose of his visit! Doesn't it look like Bert wants to move back in (in our house)? Again?

In my current mood, reluctantly I say...

Cheers!

Note: Events in this post transpired last night. Link opens in new window.

Model Of The Week

Warning: Links may contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. And Finally...

The results for August, Model of the Week - third week are out. This month we are missing one week. Yeah, I know, blame that on me.

Anyway, all models received fair and huge number of votes totaling 680 votes - a very lucky number (for Chinese).

The results are as follow:

Yin Ling (album), Chinese, is the Model of the Week with 238 votes - another lucky number for the Chinese!

So who is lucky here? I'd say, the leaves...

Akiko Ikuina (album), Japanese, is the first runner up with 231 votes. Not bad either.

As John, Wesley, and others have mentioned, it is becoming increasingly apparent that the more a model exposes her body, the higher her chances are for making it to the top.

Finally, Nadia Pitchawan (album), Thai, finishes as the second runner up with 211 votes. Again, not bad either.

But well, August hasn't been very rewarding for the Thai...

We begin September with yet three different nationalities - Thai, Japanese, and Korean:

Aornpreeya Soonnanon (album), Thai, has decided to pose without her panties.

Hina Shirakawa (album), Japanese, has decided that her boobs and her cleavage are her best bet.

Lee Soo Chong (album), Korean, has decided upon something that I can hardly describe. Though, her choice of revealing and hiding at the same time is quite unique.

As usual, votes have already started pouring in. Continue...

Cheers!

You can vote once in a 24 hour cycle until next week, meaning once everyday.

Note: All links above are popup images, and you can also view the pictures in the album link next to each picture. Some links open in new window.

Model of the Month will be announced on September 1, 2004.

Another Midsummer's Night Out!

I know I have to change the models for the week. But with the gracious company of Joyce, Ani, and now Connie (readers of See Lai), I am enjoying way too much!

Another night out and we started at 06:00 pm until morning 05:30 am. Great hot Chinese food, drinks, and Dai Wa Sek in Tsim Sha Tsui included!

As usual, I proposed that all four of us relax at Ani's house! She was willing in the beginning but later on, I felt she didn't want to share. Just kidding :-D

I will change the models later tonight. Now I need to catch up on some much needed sleep.

Cheers!

A Midsummer's Night Out

This site has been dormant for two days for the only reason that on Thursday evening, yours truly ended up with expat friend and reader Jack alongside Joyce and her friend Ani.

The evening started with drinks at Lan Kwai Fong, and to the horror of Joyce and Jack, Ani and I started chain-smoking. With loud (odd) music pouring from the speakers right above our table, surrounded in clouds of smoke, it was a miracle how we had beer after beer until 11:00 pm.

Yes, I threw all my caution out the window and had so many beers that I can hardly remember the count. In fact, I threw more than my caution out the window...

After a couple of beers, I started suggesting, "Why don't all the four of us relax in some hotel?"

It is a miracle that despite their looks with big eyes, Joyce, Ani, and Jack didn't throw me out of the bar or beat the shit out of me!

The conversation then turned to how pitifully sex-crazy and pervert I am. Of course, we discussed See Lai, Mrs. Ng, Rebecca, and also dedicated some time to Bert.

I was impressed by how easily Ani can drink, and yes, she would be very successful as an entrepreneur in China. Well, Jack, without any doubts, can also drink a lot, but Joyce was smart to say "no" after couple of Baileys.

Teasing each other, Ani and I then ended up in a bet - "Who can eat the hottest (hot as in chili) food among us?"

I suggested we go to (as Jack puts it, "The Dark Side") Kowloon City to a Thai restaurant and try it out. A short cab ride to Kowloon, the cabbie kept discussing with me the usual topic - "Why Gweilos like Asian women." It was a friendly conversation and in return both Jack and I suggested to the cabbie that he can have all the Caucasian women he wanted (as far as they wanted him).

A decent Thai restaurant, the food wasn't hot enough, and both Ani and I had to take back our two hundred bucks we placed as bet on the table. I got so excited by the Thai beer and food, that I started calling the customers (a lady from a nearby table) to come and serve us rice.

"I don't work here," she said politely. Then fuck, don't put on a flowery one piece dress that makes you look like a Thai. Dammit!

Joyce, Jack, and Ani really burst out laughing as I realized how foolish I looked. Jack, as I observed, could speak fluent Thai (much better than me) and so I should have let him order.

At about 01:30 am, Jack called it quits as he was tired from a long day and long night. After he left, Joyce, Ani, and I ended up in a nearby bar. More drinks and cigarettes, and we played the Dai Wa Sek game. Initially Joyce wasn't an expert, but soon both Ani and Joyce defeated me.

Ani was sharp to observe that I was cheating. And so, I kept on cheating, but still they kept winning.

At about 03:30 am, we then decided to go to a karaoke bar. Coming out of the bar, we spotted a police van patrolling the streets at night. And so, I stopped them and inquired about where we could find the karaoke bar.

The policemen in the van were very surprised to see a gweilo with two beautiful girls in the middle of the road at 03:30 am in Kowloon. But before they got more suspicious, I informed them that I was from Outer Mongolia! A couple of puzzled looks and they directed us to Neway in Kowloon City.

Unfortunately, the place was closed and so we took a cab to Neway Jordan. A nice comfortable karaoke booth and Joyce, Ani, and I had a lot of fun. I did sing some Cantonese songs, because most of the English songs were from the time; my parents would have sung right when they had intercourse before I was born.

I believe we all had a lot of fun. Later, dropping both Ani and Joyce at their house, I drove on to the factory in Dongguan. Returning late, yesterday afternoon, I was in no shape to post or change models for the Model of the Week.

Well, that was the reason why this site was dormant for two days.

I have been meeting a lot of readers and bloggers. And soon, I am expecting Glenn, John, and some other folks in Hong Kong. Yep, I look forward to meet you all.

And yes Ani, let us make it a weekend next time.

Cheers!

Time - II

A New Approach

Following my previous meditation regarding Time, earlier today evening, I tried a new strategy...

Instead of worrying about whether time is a dimension, or whether in reality it does exist, I tried concentrating on past events.

Sitting quietly in my study, ensuring that no external stimuli disturbed me, I focused on a particular event in my life and tried to re-live it. Of course by remembering the event as accurately as I could with my eyes closed.

I (think I) was able to re-live some events including clearly see the colors, recall the sounds, smells, and whatever I could to make the event as realistic as possible in my mind (as in again going through it).

Now the most important question is: Does this mean that I was able to time-travel (even if mentally)? And, has anyone (readers of See Lai) tried this before?

I know all of the above sounds like I have been Bert-i-cized, but no, I have not lost it. Just experimenting in my free time... Any and all suggestions are most welcome.

Back to meditation!

Cheers!

Reminder

Model of the Week contest for this week, closes tomorrow. So hurry up with your votes.

You can vote via the voting software on the top in the left side bar (under MODEL 2004). You can also click the links to see this week's model and clicking on the "Model" album will take you to all the models (so far) of 2004.

Cheers!

Cha Lin

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. Just Look At Her Knockers!

Lingerie - popup image or album - You are like Pilgrim Alex and wake up in a Dongguan hotel to find Cha Lin near your bed...

Tearing Off - popup image or album - Experienced seductress that she is, she starts tearing her bra off for your viewing pleasure...

Topless - popup image or album - As she sits there topless, thoughts race in your mind - should you bonk her? Will cops break into your room just after that?

Well, what is it going to be? Do we expect to read further about this in tomorrow's newspapers?

Cheers!

Note: Above pictures and comments/photo-story laughingly dedicated to Pilgrim Alex - a patsy and a shining bright example of uncontrollable instincts of manhood!

Bert - The Problem Child

My cellular phone, which is always by my bedside even when I sleep, wakes me up. I switch on the lights and realize it is 02:18 a.m.

The person calling me is none other than Bert and I am almost fully awake when I hear his first sentence - "Tell 'em Ron, who wants to fuck with me!"

As I regain consciousness from deep slumber, it dawns upon me that Bert is extremely drunk. After two minutes of torture where Bert repeatedly uses the terms "fuck" and "motherfucker," someone takes the phone away from Bert and informs me in a curt voice:

"Your friend (Bert) is in police custody as he was involved in a case of bar fights and requests you come here."

I wake my wife up and inform her, and after checking we realize that even Catherine has not returned home. Double trouble! This means I must go, even if only for Catherine.

Arriving at the said police station, I find Catherine sitting on a wooden bench and she informs me that Bert is in a room with the inspector and the police.

As soon as I enter the room, I see Bert cornered between an inspector and a constable. With his sleeves rolled up and a torn tie hanging loosely from his shirt, his bloodshot red eyes gives him a distinct malevolent look.

"Good you're here Ron. Tell 'em who wants to fuck with me!"

If there ever was a moment I wished I never knew Bert, this was it. Trying my best to be polite, I manage to drag the inspector outside the room and inquire what this is all about.

The case, as it seems, reveals that someone passed a rude remark on Catherine. Following which, Bert got mad and started fighting. In fact, from the account, Bert came out like a true fighter; as he also managed to bounce the bouncers. It wasn't until the concerned bar summoned the cops, when Bert ended up here, Catherine by his side.

"Is he a relative of yours?" The inspector asks as he stares directly in my eyes.

"No, Holy Cow, No!" Words flow out of my mouth without my awareness. "He is," and after a short pause I explain, "a brother of one of my business associates in US."

"So are you here to bail him?"

I realize that I have no choice as I cannot be mean enough to ask Catherine to do that for Bert, even if I end up paying.

Upon completing all the necessary formalities, Catherine, Bert, and I leave in my car. We hardly travel to Pacific Place, Admiralty, Hong Kong, when once again Bert starts grumbling loudly in the back seat - "Who wants to fuck with me?"

I take it no more. Jumping on the brakes, I stop, step out, throw open the back door, pull Bert out and throw him on the sidewalk metal railing.

"Me you motherfucker!" I return Bert's lingo. "I want to fuck you up, you piece of shit! And next time you get in such troubles, don't bother calling me or I will kill you myself!"

With a hard jerk on his already torn tie, I manage to push him on the sidewalk where he lies almost spread-eagled.

Without waiting for a word or reaction from him, I bang the car doors after me and quietly drive Catherine back home.

Today, I haven't heard from him (until I post this).

So, is Bert a problem child?

Cheers!

Tammie Kim

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. Tammie Is Someone Who Wants To Be Taken!

Front Pose - popup image or album - Apparently, she is getting ready...

Side Pose - popup image or album - To seduce you. Of course!

Back Pose - popup image or album - If I were you, I wouldn't deny her.

So what are you waiting for?

Cheers!

Happy Times For Hong Kong Bloggers!

Considering that Hong Kong blogger community is small, Simon from Simon World decided to do something about it…

And on Saturday, August 21, 2004, Simon introduced World's Youngest Blogger!

Congratulations to Simon and family! Click the link(s) above to see the cute baby blogger!

Cheers!

Caught With Prostitute In Dongguan...

How many times have we (or at least I have) heard this story?

A convenient karaoke in the hotel complex, a big private room in karaoke, couches lined on one side, a huge TV on the other, and suddenly the door opens as the Mama San (in charge of girls) enters with 10 or 20 sexy girls who wear numbered tags on their breasts.

Your business associates ask you to select a girl or two, following which, they themselves get a girl.

Sipping alcoholic drinks, eating fresh fruit, and singing (actually barking) the songs - Titanic theme song included, you enjoy for an hour or two while your new girlfriends serve you as if you were the emperor. In return, you openly grope and fondle them to show your associates that you are pleased. Even your new girlfriends are pleased as suddenly, instead of escorts, they hold important status; and are part of some obscure business deals.

The night continues and soon you conveniently end up in your hotel suite with your two new girlfriends. Following the necessary ritual of "wash and wax," soon the three of you end up in a king size bed.

Immaterial of how exciting and thrilling all this seems, having "escorts;" and/or sex with someone who is not your legal wife is totally illegal in China.

In the past when I wrote about Sex in China, I was accused of writing a "Victorian Era styled guidebook."

Reading the local newspapers for past one week, the story of Alex-Democrat-Ho, is perhaps a sad reminder why people should read and re-read See Lai and its guidebooks, or at least all of the links above.

Without wanting to be judgmental about Alex-Democratic-Ho, all I can say is that:

If you were seen with a girl in the karaoke bar, and then later with the same girl in your room, what do all the links in this post suggest?

Note: Some stories linked in above post were posted in November 2003, it isn't like I have overnight written them. Besides, I have previously linked the above links more than once at See Lai. Endnote

One final word for the likes of Alex:

If you can't compete with big dogs, stay fucking put and don't whine.

Cheers!

Model Of The Week

Warning: Links may contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Yet Another Week...

The results for August, Model of the Week - second week are out. As has been the trend lately, all models received huge number of votes totaling 457 votes.

The results are as follow:

Hong Sei Hee (album), Korean, is the Model of the Week with 202 votes.

Reader Wesley had predicted her victory, and her fishnet sure did help her.

Yoko Kumada (album), Japanese, is the first runner up with 136 votes.

Once again, I thought she might be the winner. Though, her votes aren't bad at all.

Finally, Hongyok Haruethai (album), Thai, finishes as the second runner up with 119 votes.

Not a great week for Thai, it seems.

The juggernaut of models rolls on, and therefore here again three different nationalities - Japanese, Thai, and Chinese:

Akiko Ikuina (album), Japanese, is a bit shy as she tries to hide herself behind the sheets.

Nadia Pitchawan (album), Thai, on the contrary, isn't shy at all. With mischievous eyes she looks at us as she spreads for the camera.

Yin Ling (album), Chinese, takes it a step further as she sits there clad in nothing but the most natural attire - leaves!

Votes have already started pouring in. Continue...

Cheers!

You can vote once in a 24 hour cycle until next week, meaning once everyday.

Note: All links above are popup images, and you can also view the pictures in the album link next to each picture. Some links open in new window.

Mimie - Updated

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. Here Again By Popular Request...

Boobs - popup image or album - The structure!

Playing - popup image or album - She is at it... Again!

Waiting - popup image or album - And now she is waiting for you!

Yep, she is yours. Enjoy....

Cheers!

This Week's Models

Warning: Links may contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21.

A reminder that this week's Model of the Week (link opens in same window) contest ends tomorrow.

So hurry up and cast your votes. You can vote once everyday via the voting box in the left side bar.

To see the results of all the models (so far) for 2004, go visit the Models (link opens in same window) album.

Cheers!

Mimie

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. Blue-tiful But Bountiful!

Front Pose - popup image or album - Her 'luggage' seems to jump out at us!

Side Pose - popup image or album - Who or what can stop us?

Back Pose - popup image or album - I don't know about you, but I am ready to bonk!

What a great bonk....

Cheers!

Helicopter Bonk

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures on the external site are partially or totally nude and include scenes of male and female intercourse.

Odd people exist everywhere. But when it comes to odd sex, Japan beats the rest.

A pathetic yet devoted-to-career Micky Yanai displays his latest invention - Helicopter Bonk!

Helicopter bonk may sound alright, but it gets a bit freaky when we are told Micky uses tweezers to pull out hair from his balls and penis. How that relates to his helicopter bonk, I have no idea.

Keep it up Micky. Eternal erections are a way to go.

Credits: Via the always-interesting-links genius - Brian David Phillips

Cheers!

Candies

Want some candies? Go ask Mia.

I am not kidding you. I asked her for some and she ordered some great candies.

Everyone, Mia is a lively and energetic expat woman who lives in Hong Kong and she is full of fun, so is her blog.

Cheers!

HK1997

Have you visited HK1997?

You will love his original commentary. And, it is way better than blogs that end up copying, linking, trackback-ing, and/or rehashing.

He also presents his doubts about whether a poor Mexican woman or a sexy Spanish soap opera actress disturbed him on phone during the early hours of one fine morning.

He is from Dallas, TX, but writes about Hong Kong and almost everything. Expect some stunning pictures as well!

And, if you carefully look at the main picture at the top on the front page of his blog, the girl waiting for the MTR (subway) train is unaware that her panties are showing! Look carefully, you can't miss it.

Cheers!

PS: HK1997, remember that in Dallas, Texas, if you sleep with a woman and stay with her for more than 48 hours, you are officially married (or something like that). She won't get rid of you easy. Am I right or has the rule changed? Just curious, you know...

Raivee Lin

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. She Definitely Loves Her Fishnet!

Front Pose - popup image or album - You wake up and see her sitting at the foot of your bed...

Side Pose - popup image or album - She starts seducing you...

Back Pose - popup image or album - She turns around and you get even more excited!

Yep! Your early morning special breakfast.

Cheers!

Blog Kong

Apparently, Friday 13, 2004 shouldn't be bad omen after all...

Inauguration of ATHENS 2004 Olympics, and final contest of Miss Hong Kong 2004 aside, the wonderful evening started when I met See Lai readers and Hong Kong bloggers Fumier and Joyce - Yoga Yuga in Central, Hong Kong.

Fumier, in his usual aristocratic style, was the most handsome man around. And we were soon joined by the always beautiful Joyce. Sipping coffee in Starbucks, our discussion mainly focused on blogging, culture, languages, and we had fun. A good time was had by all.

Fumier had to rush for an urgent meeting and therefore Joyce and I ended up in Dan Ryan's. Following an interesting conversation alongside pleasant dinner, and my first two beers since I went to hospital (yes, she did try to stop me), Joyce and I returned to IFC towers.

Soon my eyes focused on HK Magazine with big words "Blog Kong," on the front page.

Joyce and I (click for picture) were extremely excited and soon settled down to read the entire Hong Kong bloggers' article.

Note : Joyce in above picture is not the same as Joyce Hau, writer of the article. Somehow, my destiny circled around two female named Joyce yesterday. Yes, both of them Hong Kong Chinese!
Endnote

Surprisingly, the article "Blog Kong" mentioned a lot about See Lai. I say "surprisingly," because I had the impression they would drop my blog considering the girlies and nudies I have. And further to the discussion regarding "girlies" at See Lai, I was very glad to see that both Phil - Flying Chair, and Randall - BWG, supported me and See Lai a lot. Thank you.

I was thrilled by the entire article. Except for one thing - On page 9 (left - bottom), Joyce Hau mentions:

"Having five children of his own..."

I clearly remember having told her I have two sons and one daughter, and that makes three children. Where exactly the other two come from, I have no idea. Perhaps, she is aware about two other children I have with someone that I am not told about? You never know! Journalists!

Anyway, after reading the article, Joyce (of Yoga Yuga and not Joyce Hau), joined some girls as they were going for a late movie. With all the beautiful friends of Joyce around, I had half a mind to join them and enjoy the movie. But I had other things to do and so I left.

Well Fumier and Joyce, it was a great evening and thank you very much.

For all my overseas readers, following is the entire transcript of the "Blog Kong" article, or you can jump to the part that talks about See Lai (Cheers!):

Note: The transcript of the article "Blog Kong" is reprinted with permission by Ana K. Burdsall, Special Projects Editor of HK Magazine.
Endnote

Punch Ruetairat

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. The Thai Sex Bomb!

Front Pose - popup image or album - Just look at that!

Side Pose - popup image or album - Where in the name of bonk is this place. And why aren't we there?

Back Pose - popup image or album - Irresistible!

Shouldn't we be headed to Thailand?

Cheers!

Critical Judgment

Judge not a woman by her face, but by the shape of her ass!

And, if you aren't using this criterion for judgment, then why are you not?

Cheers!

Credits: Quoted from - One of Those Great Ones - by Ron Bach.

Model Of The Week

Warning: Links may contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Here It Is...

The results for August, Model of the Week - first week are out. All models received huge number of votes totaling 507 votes.

The results are as follow:

Nui Suttida (album), Thai, is the Model of the Week with 248 votes.

Looks like folks seem to like nekkid models!

Grace Yang (album), Chinese, is the first runner up with 147 votes.

I thought she would win. In any case, good votes.

Finally, Sachie Koike (album), Japanese, finishes as the second runner up with 112 votes.

Isn't this pattern similar to previous week? Thai - first, Chinese - second, and Japanese - third?.

Do we ever give up? No, and therefore here again three different nationalities - Korean, Thai, and Japanese:

Hong Sei Hee (album), Korean, seduces us as she sits there in a fishnet.

Hongyok Haruethai (album), Thai, is hot enough for you to bonk.

Yoko Kumada (album), Japanese, believes she has more chances to be the winner this time.

Votes have already started pouring in. Continue...

Cheers!

You can vote once in a 24 hour cycle until next week, meaning once everyday.

Note: All links above are popup images, and you can also view the pictures in the album link next to each picture. Some links open in new window.

Back In The Fast Lane

Following considerable time of relaxation after my hospitalization, I am back to my usual schedules.

A hasty trip to the factory and my favorite food joints, I feel more than happy. My Mainland China partner had managed the business so perfectly that I was more than impressed. It is difficult to find a reliable and trustworthy partner in China. In that aspect, I am really lucky.

At the end of an exciting day, I realize that I haven't changed the models of the week. However, considering that this month has an extra day (31), I will compromise the date and therefore each week model will more or less get similar time.

Sorry, but I will only be able to change the models tomorrow. In the meantime, I would suggest you take a look at the Model album via the left side bar and observe the pattern.

The right most pictures in the album are the winners. What do you think is common among all of them? And, I see more than two patterns, how many can you?

Cheers!

Beethoven

November 11, 1989 - August 5, 2001

Though a German Shepherd, she was my first BIG pet in Hong Kong, and the cutest dog I ever had.

While it seems like pure coincidence, I still like to believe that someone from Hollywood stumbled upon the name and character of my Beethoven. Why else would they come up with a movie of a similar name?

All the wonderful times my family and I had with Beethoven aside, my first shock was when I realized that Beethoven had passed away by my bed-side during the early hours of August 5, 2001. For two hours I was speechless as I sat by her side, eagerly expecting that she would just wake up and run around. But reality set in when I saw her stomach slowly swelling. That was the first time my family saw me cry like a baby.

My second shock registered later in the afternoon when after making several inquiries, I was told that there was no special pet cemetery in Hong Kong. I had three options:

a) Dump your pet's body by wrapping it in a plastic bag at the waste collection center in your area.

b) Find a private pet cremation center as government pet cremation center in Cheung Sha Wan had already closed and the government no longer provided such services.

c) Bury your pet in a private land (even though it is illegal in Hong Kong).

First two options were definitely out of question. My wife wouldn't allow me to bury Beethoven in our own garden, as according to her and her family's belief, Chinese don't like the dead buried where they live. Besides, it is illegal to bury any dead bodies anywhere in Hong Kong, except humans in legal and regular graveyards.

Despite the challenges, I selected the third option. This meant that sadness and shock aside, I had to make complex arrangements of privately creating a makeshift morgue for Beethoven until I found suitable land.

Luckily, within two days I was able to secure a small yet decent plot via my connections in the North Western New Territories of Hong Kong. A serene plot at the foots of a picturesque mountain and on the outskirts of a sparsely populated old village, the village chief was clearly informed the reason for my purchase.

Note: For anyone who wants information on how to buy village land in Hong Kong, including the special "Ting Khuen" (a transfer of rights dating back to New Territories laws), please email me or ask in comments here. However, the maximum permitted land in a village (now) is 330 feet, and despite such small area, people are reluctant to sell. Especially to foreigners and definitely not as a graveyard.
Endnote

Anyway, alongside the purchase and transfer of land rights, a decent amount of "Yum Cha" money to the village chief, and he was more than happy to allow me to go ahead with my plans. He only put one condition - I could not place a tombstone or any specific signs that an animal had been buried in that area in that village. All he would allow, was a simple marble slab in the ground above Beethoven's resting place. Fair enough.

A choice of small garden around Beethoven's grave, with careful selection of plants and flowers that don't need regular tending, ensured that perhaps every pet in Hong Kong would be jealous of Beethoven's grand (by Hong Kong standards) resting place. And the sun setting behind the picturesque mountains just beyond Beethoven's grave consoled me that she would be very happy, or at least her soul would be; as she chased every animal, bird, or insect in nature as was her habit in our own garden.

Well, being Beethoven's third anniversary, the entire family went to visit her in the afternoon. After offering her everything according to Chinese/Taoist customs, we tended a bit to the garden. My eyes again got wet and I was unable to speak for a pretty long time.

Remarkably, and as seems to be the case every year, just after burning the offerings to Beethoven it started raining heavily. This has happened every single year, immaterial of whether I go in the morning or afternoon, and is a mystery I cannot solve via any scientific explanation or meditation. Perhaps, I might look superstitious and people could say - during August, rains are usual in Hong Kong.

Agreed, but not exactly after the offerings are burnt and we are about to leave. Pure coincidence? May be.

Later, the family visited a beach on Hong Kong island and we got ourselves a beautiful tan, not to mention the fun that was necessary for me to return back to present.

Sorry for the long post and this isn't the usual See Lai kind of post. But if you have ever enjoyed anything at See Lai, I would say that experiences like above, including everything in my life and especially Beethoven has made me realize that life is really short and time never waits for anyone. Which is why I try to create happiness all around.

Now we have three dogs, and the youngest but biggest is again called Beethoven. In this life, it is a he and not she. But this Beethoven looks remarkably similar to Beethoven - I.

PS: Models change tomorrow, and the site will soon return to normal. Thanks and...

Cheers!

Who D'ya Call?

GHOST BUSTERS!

Like a 30 meter tall Freak Wave towering all of a sudden in mid-ocean and terrifying sailors, a blind man's dog caught unaware by the headlamps of a fast approaching vehicle, or a high speed bullet train encountering a huge boulder, I was shocked to see Bert as I came down for breakfast.

"So how did Thailand go?" I forced myself to a casual conversation.

"Thailand was swell," came his odd reply.

Could a virgin-crazy, Cahterine-devout, young man in late twenties refrain from the pleasures of gorgeous and sexy Thai hookers? Or was his "swell" meant to refer to the state of his organ?

While everyone chirruped at the breakfast table, my mind started racing... Racing for plans to finally fix Bert once and for all.

Following breakfast, I dragged Bert to the garden. "Tonight..." and before I could announce my new plans, Bert immediately blurted out the following words:

"I have enrolled for late night Cantonese course, and so I won't be able to come at nights."

I closed my eyes as I cautiously registered fake expressions of dissatisfaction. For what seemed like three minutes, I stood there enjoying the light gentle breeze as I tried to control my pleasure.

"I understand bro. Anyway, I will continue the nightly rituals." I made extra sure he heard me clearly, with strong emphasis on nightly rituals.

A solemn Bert was at loss of words as I gave him a gentle hand shake. As soon as Catherine joined him and they left (for the day), I ran round and round in the garden expressing all my joy and fun.

No Ghost Busters needed anymore, nosiree, not for this son-of-a-gun!

Cheers!

Nuch Pensiri

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. How 'bout This Thai Lady?

Front Pose - popup image or album - If she just pulled it down a bit more...

Side Pose - popup image or album - Was there a need for her to cup her boobs? I don't think so.

Back Pose - popup image or album - That folks, is really something!

Since she is standing at the door and waiting, shouldn't we step in?

Cheers!

Christy Chung

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. Yet Another Hong Kong Movie Star

Front Pose - popup image or album - Yep, she is gettin' ready to beat the shit out of someone!

Back Pose - popup image or album - Does she look great or what?

HOOLALA! - popup image or album - Holy Cow!

Sex will never be the same again...

Cheers!

Spirit Fingers

Who can understand women better but women?

Spirit Fingers takes a close look at women's fashion and related topics. She is also out for a roadkill!

Roadkill, meaning when a woman equipped with camera sees another woman whose sense of fashion is as sensible as teenager's experience with condom.

When I visited Spirit Fingers, I couldn't get off her site for hours. Doesn't she have great pictures of women dressed in all trends of fashion?

Forget fashion, even the women featured in the pictures on her site are sensationally beautiful!

Besides, her blog is work and home safe. Meaning no boobies or nudes. Some occasional glances at cleavage; may be.

So what are you waiting for?

Enjoy the beauties at Spirit Fingers!

Definitely worth the time. Now also linked via our right side bar.

Cheers!

Athena Chu

Warning: Links contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. Some pictures below are partially or totally nude. Hong Kong's Sexy Movie Star

In a survey, she was voted as one of the sexiest movie stars of Hong Kong.

Front Pose - popup image or album - The cleavage of natural 34 - D!

Bikini - popup image or album - Her full figure, though picture quality is a bit poor.

Side Pose - popup image or album - I would definitely want her to visit my house!

The natural big breasted dame!

Cheers!

Note: Better quality pictures are being secured. When they arrive, they will be posted here.

No Panty Parade

For the second consecutive time, correspondents of See Lai have returned from PLA parade with disappointing news - There were no military women dancing with floating skirts.

A lot of smart dressed military men marching, some "langur" (slender long tailed Asian monkey) like characters jumping, bouncing, and displaying martial arts skills, but no military women dancing or exposing panties under their floating skirts.

From these efforts, one thing is clear. Beijing has a long way to go before it really understands Hong Kong or its people.

Meanwhile, the search for military women pictures continues. Readers will be updated in due time.

Cheers!

Model Of The Week And Month

Warning: Links may contain nudity. Click only if you are above 21. HOOLALA!

The results for July, Model of the Week - final week are out. All models received huge number of votes totaling 505 votes. If this continues, even Mother Teresa will want to reincarnate as a sexy See Lai Model!

The results are as follow:

Natt Chanapa (album), Thai, is the Model of the Week with 264 votes! She is also Model of the Month for July.

Beauty and cleavage? Well, I think it was beauty more and then cleavage.

Lin Si Yee (album), Chinese, is the first runner up with 148 votes. She is also First Runner Up for the month of July.

Definitely not bad. In fact, she should be happy even if she is not Model of the Month.

Finally, Kazue Fukiishi (album), Japanese, finishes as the second runner up with 93 votes.

Despite gaining more than average votes, she couldn't make it as a winner or first runner up. Well, better luck next time.

Model Of The Month:

Natt Chanapa is the Model of the Month, Lin Si Yee is the First Runner Up, and Yuri Mitsui is the Second Runner Up for the month of July respectively.

August

The heat again continues in the hot contest of August with three different nationalities - Japanese, Thai, and Chinese:

Sachie Koike (album), Japanese, spreads herself for you.

Nui Suttida (album), Thai, just sits there waiting for you.

Grace Yang (album), Chinese, is seducing you.

Votes have already started pouring in. Continue...

Cheers!

You can vote once in a 24 hour cycle until next week, meaning once everyday.

Note: All links above are popup images, and you can also view the pictures in the album link next to each picture. Some links open in new window.

No Cat Fights!

Holy Mother Teresa Dancing with Sexy Lover Mata Hari!

There were no cat fights in last week's Model of the Week contest.

However, each cat model received huge number of votes. By far Natt has secured the highest number of votes than any model at See Lai ever could.

I will change the models later today, so please rush in with your votes. You can vote via the left side bar by selecting a model (radio button) and clicking "Vote" button.

Cheers!