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Apple

For those who requested, finally... the photo.

Kaori Houjoh

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She has her way!

She stands there in a fishnet body suit, but you don't give a damn.

She gets down on her knees and tries to seduce you, but you keep working on your laptop.

Finally, she sits down and flashes at you. You can take it no more!

Bonk her brains out of her!

Cheers!

Photos selected by Bob, story edited by Mike

Note:

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(2) Models change next week but do hurry up!

Bert's Apple

Her tender rosy lips gently sucked on the straw, and Pina Colada gradually entered Apple’s mouth. I had seen Apple before, but never so close. Her aroma drifted up my nose and I felt as if I was snuffing cocaine. I was high up there. Oh, what a beautiful thing Bert enjoys.

So absorbed was I, that I didn’t see it coming. Bert was constantly referring to Ron in past tense. "Ron was a good man, he helped me a lot…" That pissed Ray. Almost on a brink of fight, the difference of opinion ended up in heated arguments.

Ray, the cool guy, is ABC – American Born Chinese. But despite all these years, he is deep there in his Chinese roots. It was unacceptable to him that Bert would refer to a living person in past tense.

After many apologies from Bert and his insistence that he would pick up the tab, not that we wanted him to, everything returned to normal. Excepting Apple. Being Chinese, even Apple was upset with Bert.

She controlled, but when I looked at her face, I could see that she was fighting her own wars - The wars of tradition against acceptance. And, the misunderstandings resulting from selection of words and language among individuals from diverse cultures.

There is something peculiar about Bert. While he is good at heart, he is always lost in his mind. His facial expressions look like he is always in an emergency of sorts. His wide beaming eyes traverse around everywhere as if he is trying to find something interesting or exciting, constantly.

Later on, Bert kept discussing liquors with Ray, and as if they never had an argument earlier, they both merrily chatted with each other. I was glad that they did. It was a convenient break for Apple and me and we kept talking nonsense to each other. Like most young Chinese girls, she was conscious about her appearance, her tone, her gestures, and shrewd questions disguised with calculated love flowing from her heart.

Two more nights out with her and I am sure that I will spring upon her. On my bed! Do I pity Bert? Even you wouldn’t!

Cheers!

Written by Bob, edited by Mike.

Ai Komori

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She was desperate...

She wandered half-naked in search of love, or sex.

She tried everything to attract men.

Completely wrecked and devoid of sex or love, she decided to jump in the waterfalls and end her life. Naked she came, naked she wants to go.

If you save her, she's yours!

Cheers!

Photos selected by Ray, story by Mike

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Blame It On Mike

Gifted with extraterrestrial intelligence since his abduction, our genius advisor Mike decided to change See Lai template timestamps to PST – Typepad's time zone. Now he has corrupted all See Lai templates and posts and comments keep jumping in a time warp to future and back. We'll try to fix it tonight but if this site crashes, we'll just beat it!

Ron is OK but there were some glitches and last we heard, they were hanging him upside down and spanking his butt for being naughty. Ray and I are conspiring to do the same to Mike and beat the shit out of his puckering ass if he doesn't fix the site.

Tomorrow we'll be going out for drinks with Bert only because sweet and sexy Apple will come along. We are three hedonist beasts and sooner or later one of us is bound to snatch Bert's Apple. Time for Bert to go love hunting again? You bet!

Love, thy enemy is lust.

Many thanks to all for the warm welcome.

Cheers!

Natt Natalia

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Natt loves her vanity and takes it everywhere she goes!

We decided to use milk to stick her photos on our monitor. Hope you can see them.

She applied makeup.

She let the mirror admire her boobs.

Go bonk her! What else can we say?

Cheers!

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Hello Everyone

I am Bob, the one next to me is Mike the advisor, and the cool guy sitting behind is Ray the local genius and our Cantonese teacher.

We are not bloggers and we can hardly write two sentences before we give up and smoke during our hourly coffee break.

We are suckers to fall for Ron's offer of half a million in Japanese military currency that he's been stacking in a hope that Japan might lose the battle in court to "WWII victims." I mean who would have thought that Typepad would be trickier than hot wiring dad's car for prom night.

We kept hitting the 'Publish' button since last night but nothing happened until we had a couple of Red Bulls. That's when our eyes wandered everywhere and we noticed that the little 'Draft' button in the corner had to be changed to 'Publish Now.' Duh!

That's just trying to post an article and we haven't even uploaded photos yet. If we can't upload, we might simply stick them on our monitor and hope that you can view them.

Apart from technical difficulties, Ron asked us to mimic his style, and before he left he also introduced Bert with whom I spent four long hours in a LKF bar. It sounded very simple when Ron said "Study this man by regularly drinking with him in evenings. He will provide many topics for your posts." Now even the thought of meeting Bert depresses me.

Two days and one post later, Mike, Ray, and I agree that we are grossly underpaid for all this work. Had it not been for the girlies, we might as well be sitting in a sweatshop stitching garments. But now that we are here, we will try our best.

Before we forget, we are supposed to sign off posts with...

Cheers!

Other Hong Kong Blogs

Big White Guy - A Canadian writer writes about life in Hong Kong.

Ordinary Gweilo - A Brit wrties about life in Hong Kong.

Shaky Kaiser - Another Brit describes his life and episodes with girlfriends in Hong.

More later.

Natasha Lerattiny

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Sexy Natasha accompanied you home.

She was dressed in strange lingerie, and you noticed her nipple jutting out!

Her boobs poured out as soon as she tore off the lingerie.

Soon she spread her legs in eager anticipation.

Make it a good bonk!

And, dropping the keys of See Lai on his way out, Ron left...

Have fun and take care everyone. I might post if time permits. Hope you like the new team. For those of you who received invitation to a private mailing list, it was sent by me, so go ahead and click the link in the email to join.

Cheers everyone!

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The Last Dance

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"Those who are not wearing any underwear, please raise your hands."

I didn't have to shout as everyone was quietly sipping his or her drinks. Mrs. Ng didn't raise her hand, but she blushed. And to my surprise, so did Brenda!

My mother-in-law was embarrassed. I am sure that she had her panties on, but she was startled by my sudden announcement in Cantonese. She is still under the impression that I am a decent and sensible person.

Ah Chig and Bert, the only two who couldn't understand Cantonese, raised their hands after I raised mine. Everyone started laughing, including my mother-in-law who realized that I was kidding.

The party on Valentine's Day, or rather evening, started off gloomily as everyone was melancholy. Sipping their drinks quietly and looking at each other, the scene in our living room resembled a funeral reception. Which is why I cracked off the underwear joke. Suddenly the mood changed and everyone was happy. After all, the last dance had to be the best dance, yes?

Model Of The Week

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This Week's Theme - Bikini (sort of).

The results for February, Model of the Week - first week are out. A total of 1,254 votes were cast.

The results are as follow:

Fumie Nakajima, Japanese, is the Model of the Week with 769 votes, or the highest any model has received in 2005.

She looked cute and vulnerable. And of course, the boobs!

Ploy Nattanan, Thai, is the first runner up with 376 votes.

I thought she was very inviting!

Finally, Sungyeon Kim, Korean, finishes as the second runner up with 109 votes.

She was a bit wild. But I guess folks weren't in "that" mood.

This week, we start with Thai, Japanese, and Chinese:

"Jib" Apinya Ratanasan, Thai, naughtily seduces you.

Fumina Hara, Japanese, is even more naughty while she plays with her panties.

Julie Cheng, Chinese, is unconcerned but lost in thoughts.

As usual, votes have already started pouring in. Continue...

Cheers!

You can vote once in a 24 hour cycle until next week, meaning once everyday.

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2) The guest team who will take over when I leave for the hospital (in two days) will handle model of the Year (2004) contest.

Happy Valentine's Day

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It's that dreaded time of the year again (for guys like us with more than one woman in life).

While it is difficult for us to be "happy" on a day when our philandering skills are challenged to the ultimate, by the women in our lives that is, here's wishing you a:

Happy Valentine's Day

Well, at least try to be happy. But in case your plans backfire, Lin Lada might cheer you up.

Me? I am going to throw a party tonight and invite all women in my life (including Brenda with her husband - Count Chan) in the presence of my mother-in-law (my idea of exciting and dangerous fun)!

If you need some help with more than one woman, here's a Guide to Valentine's Day and also the Advanced Guide to Valentine's Day. These guides were hastily written with grammatical and syntax errors but contain a lot of useful information that will come handy for this difficult day.

Cheers!

Note:

Sorry about the models of the week. I will try and change them before tonight (if time permits). In any case, this month being February, we are only going to do three sets of models.

Yuki Harada

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You met Yuki at a Japanese club and she invited you to her house...

She started undressing and said, "Harada San is away on a business trip. Which is why I brought you home."

Flashing her boobs at you, she confessed that she was addicted to bonking.

"All I want you to do tonight," she said as she started removing her panties, "is to bonk me hard."

Well, go ahead. Tonight she is yours!

Cheers!

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Virtual Reality

From a Yahoo discussion forum:

Maverick: I hate Seattle!

Iceman: Why?

Maverick: It was fuckin' cloudy when I flew over it in Flight Simulator.

Cheers!

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Girlie pictures coming up later today, models change tomorrow.

The Magic Box

"When you bury your Lai See envelopes in auspicious corners," I spoke in a mystic-like voice, "your wishes come true."

Looking at Bert's well-known stupid but eager expressions, I continued, "that is how I got married, and have been happy ever since."

During Chinese New Year, married couples give red envelopes called 'Lai See' to unmarried people and kids. Usually, each such Lai See envelope contains a HK$50 or HK$100 banknote, and more if the person is a close relative or a friend.

Throughout the day we had lots of visitors. Mainly my wife's relatives, our family friends, and my business associates. And upon knowing that Bert was single, everyone gave him Lai See envelopes. Including some with considerable amount from my father-in-law, my mother-in-law, my wife, Mrs. Ng (whose husband has left her for good), and myself. By evening, I was a bit jealous of Bert and his bulging pockets holding at least 90 such Lai See envelopes.

Since my marriage, almost 20 years ago, I have never received Lai See. Nonetheless, sitting in the garden and enjoying the cool breeze and a drink with Bert, I had decided that I wanted to take all that belonged to Bert, including the one that I gave him.

"You mean if I want to marry Apple, all I do is bury my Lai See in auspicious corners like you say?" Bert was really falling for my Roman-Catholic-Church kind of sales pitch!

I looked at him indifferently and said, "yes, that is what they say." Whoever they may be!

"And when do I take it back?" Bert asked, the selfish part of him not wanting to let go for good.

Kung Hei Fat Choi

Happy New Year!

Today is the first day of the Chinese New Year - Year of the Rooster, and I wish everyone a happy, prosperous, healthy, and peaceful year.

With so many people in our house; who are behaving as if this will be my last Chinese New Year celebration, it will be difficult for me to blog for one or two days as I must join them in the celebrations.

Especially since the overexcited Mother Hen (my mother-in-law) is squeaking and fluttering throughout the house, day and night. 

However, here is wishing everyone enjoys a great bonk. After all, it is the Year of the Cock!

Note: Had to use Kaila's picture from past, as few women look nice in a traditional Chinese Cheongsam.

Cheers!

Kaori Shimizu

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Kaori Shimizu is your new naughty mistress...

Everyday, she finds innovative ways to excite you.

And during your absence, she tinkers with her snatch to excite herself.

But at night, she strips down to bare-naked and seduces you.

Enjoy your ecstatic time with Kaori, your sexciting mistress!

Cheers!

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PS: "Sexciting" is not an English word, but you get the point.

Chinese New Year

"Everything stale and unwanted from last year," Ah Chig spoke in simple Chiu Chow dialect, "must be thrown out of the house." Nodding my head in approval, I pointed at the nearest unwanted object next to me - Bert.

Under the expert guidance of Ah Chig, the army of three maids, Bert, Apple, Mrs. Ng, and my wife had decided to give a new and fresh Chinese look to our house for the upcoming Chinese New Year.

Urgency and tension also filled the air, because Operation Chinese Conversion had to be accomplished before the arrival of Her Irritating Highness – my mother-in-law, accompanied by a brave man who has tolerated her for decades – my father-in-law.

Having washed all the walls, floors, and even the ceilings with detergent mixed with water and disinfectants, the army then proceeded to wax and polish furniture in the entire house. Even lighting fixtures were brought down, washed carefully, and screwed back in place.

Next part of the ritual – place all the special Chinese New Year fresh plants (too many to list them or their names here) and flowers in auspicious locations around the house. “Will red imported fire ants (RIFA) crawl out and kill the family?” I had my doubts…

Model Of The Week/Month

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This Week's Theme - Provocative!

The results for January, Model of the Week/Month - fourth week are out. A total of 1,054 votes were cast.

The results are as follows:

Wang Ling, Taiwanese, is the Model of the Week and Model of the Month with 487 votes.

Now that was one sensual lady!

Miyu Sugiura, Japanese, is the first runner up with 307 votes.

Naughty boobs! That's the only thing that comes to my mind.

Finally, Sourvanit Youwvapan, Thai, finishes as the second runner up with 260 votes.

Shouldn't she have exposed more? Well...

This week we have Japanese, Thai, and Korean:

Fumie Nakajima, Japanese, is eagerly awaiting you at the beach.

Ploy Nattanan, Thai, is inviting you with love flowing from her face and bosom!

Sungyeon Kim, Korean, is seducing you in her red lingerie and stockings.

As usual, votes have already started pouring in. Continue...

Cheers!

You can vote once in a 24 hour cycle until next week, meaning once everyday.

Note:

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2) Model of the Year (2004) contest will be held next week and definitely before Valentine's day. Sorry for the delay and thank you for your patience.

Friends

Wearing a long overcoat and resembling a Filipino padded up for winter in Hong Kong, yesterday afternoon a gwailo ran through the streets of Central, Hong Kong. Gentlemen will walk, but never run. But this was no gentleman.

Following a hectic trip to Dongguan, China, and back, yours truly was late for the late afternoon appointment with friends. And therefore, holding up my middle finger at the tourists and locals frowning at me, I ran towards the Landmark fountain.

When I reached the fountain, Fumier, Joyce, and HKMacs were already waiting for me. Fumier, Joyce and I have gone out for drinks, dinner, and party several times, but this was the first time HKMacs saw me. And the look in his eyes; as he scanned behind my shoulders to see if cops were chasing me, was proof enough that I looked like a drug dealer from Colombia on the run.

“Where should we go for drinks?” everyone asked. But I was panting and out of breath to answer that; and I could care less if we sat in the middle of the road drinking. Eventually, we ended up in a decent bar.

I looked around for sexy and short-skirted waitresses in fishnet stockings…

Kang You Ri

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Kang You Ri has decided to live alone in a cave for the rest of her life.

But everyday, she dresses provocatively and waits for sexy men to come and bonk her.

If no one comes on a particular day, she rubs her pussy against a hard rock for self-gratification.

And yes, totally naked, everyday she washes herself in a stream so that she is clean and fresh when you come.

Why don't you visit her cave today?

Cheers!

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