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She stands there in a fishnet body suit, but you don't give a damn.
She gets down on her knees and tries to seduce you, but you keep working on your laptop.
Finally, she sits down and flashes at you. You can take it no more!
Cheers!
Photos selected by Bob, story edited by Mike
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Her tender rosy lips gently sucked on the straw, and Pina Colada gradually entered Apple’s mouth. I had seen Apple before, but never so close. Her aroma drifted up my nose and I felt as if I was snuffing cocaine. I was high up there. Oh, what a beautiful thing Bert enjoys.
So absorbed was I, that I didn’t see it coming. Bert was constantly referring to Ron in past tense. "Ron was a good man, he helped me a lot…" That pissed Ray. Almost on a brink of fight, the difference of opinion ended up in heated arguments.
Ray, the cool guy, is ABC – American Born Chinese. But despite all these years, he is deep there in his Chinese roots. It was unacceptable to him that Bert would refer to a living person in past tense.
After many apologies from Bert and his insistence that he would pick up the tab, not that we wanted him to, everything returned to normal. Excepting Apple. Being Chinese, even Apple was upset with Bert.
She controlled, but when I looked at her face, I could see that she was fighting her own wars - The wars of tradition against acceptance. And, the misunderstandings resulting from selection of words and language among individuals from diverse cultures.
There is something peculiar about Bert. While he is good at heart, he is always lost in his mind. His facial expressions look like he is always in an emergency of sorts. His wide beaming eyes traverse around everywhere as if he is trying to find something interesting or exciting, constantly.
Later on, Bert kept discussing liquors with Ray, and as if they never had an argument earlier, they both merrily chatted with each other. I was glad that they did. It was a convenient break for Apple and me and we kept talking nonsense to each other. Like most young Chinese girls, she was conscious about her appearance, her tone, her gestures, and shrewd questions disguised with calculated love flowing from her heart.
Two more nights out with her and I am sure that I will spring upon her. On my bed! Do I pity Bert? Even you wouldn’t!
Cheers!
Written by Bob, edited by Mike.
She wandered half-naked in search of love, or sex.
She tried everything to attract men.
Completely wrecked and devoid of sex or love, she decided to jump in the waterfalls and end her life. Naked she came, naked she wants to go.
Cheers!
Photos selected by Ray, story by Mike
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Gifted with extraterrestrial intelligence since his abduction, our genius advisor Mike decided to change See Lai template timestamps to PST – Typepad's time zone. Now he has corrupted all See Lai templates and posts and comments keep jumping in a time warp to future and back. We'll try to fix it tonight but if this site crashes, we'll just beat it!
Ron is OK but there were some glitches and last we heard, they were hanging him upside down and spanking his butt for being naughty. Ray and I are conspiring to do the same to Mike and beat the shit out of his puckering ass if he doesn't fix the site.
Tomorrow we'll be going out for drinks with Bert only because sweet and sexy Apple will come along. We are three hedonist beasts and sooner or later one of us is bound to snatch Bert's Apple. Time for Bert to go love hunting again? You bet!
Love, thy enemy is lust.
Many thanks to all for the warm welcome.
Cheers!
We decided to use milk to stick her photos on our monitor. Hope you can see them.
She let the mirror admire her boobs.
Cheers!
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I am Bob, the one next to me is Mike the advisor, and the cool guy sitting behind is Ray the local genius and our Cantonese teacher.
We are not bloggers and we can hardly write two sentences before we give up and smoke during our hourly coffee break.
We are suckers to fall for Ron's offer of half a million in Japanese military currency that he's been stacking in a hope that Japan might lose the battle in court to "WWII victims." I mean who would have thought that Typepad would be trickier than hot wiring dad's car for prom night.
We kept hitting the 'Publish' button since last night but nothing happened until we had a couple of Red Bulls. That's when our eyes wandered everywhere and we noticed that the little 'Draft' button in the corner had to be changed to 'Publish Now.' Duh!
That's just trying to post an article and we haven't even uploaded photos yet. If we can't upload, we might simply stick them on our monitor and hope that you can view them.
Apart from technical difficulties, Ron asked us to mimic his style, and before he left he also introduced Bert with whom I spent four long hours in a LKF bar. It sounded very simple when Ron said "Study this man by regularly drinking with him in evenings. He will provide many topics for your posts." Now even the thought of meeting Bert depresses me.
Two days and one post later, Mike, Ray, and I agree that we are grossly underpaid for all this work. Had it not been for the girlies, we might as well be sitting in a sweatshop stitching garments. But now that we are here, we will try our best.
Before we forget, we are supposed to sign off posts with...
Cheers!
Big White Guy - A Canadian writer writes about life in Hong Kong.
Ordinary Gweilo - A Brit wrties about life in Hong Kong.
Shaky Kaiser - Another Brit describes his life and episodes with girlfriends in Hong.
More later.
She was dressed in strange lingerie, and you noticed her nipple jutting out!
Her boobs poured out as soon as she tore off the lingerie.
Soon she spread her legs in eager anticipation.
And, dropping the keys of See Lai on his way out, Ron left...
Have fun and take care everyone. I might post if time permits. Hope you like the new team. For those of you who received invitation to a private mailing list, it was sent by me, so go ahead and click the link in the email to join.
Cheers everyone!
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"Those who are not wearing any underwear, please raise your hands."
I didn't have to shout as everyone was quietly sipping his or her drinks. Mrs. Ng didn't raise her hand, but she blushed. And to my surprise, so did Brenda!
My mother-in-law was embarrassed. I am sure that she had her panties on, but she was startled by my sudden announcement in Cantonese. She is still under the impression that I am a decent and sensible person.
Ah Chig and Bert, the only two who couldn't understand Cantonese, raised their hands after I raised mine. Everyone started laughing, including my mother-in-law who realized that I was kidding.
The party on Valentine's Day, or rather evening, started off gloomily as everyone was melancholy. Sipping their drinks quietly and looking at each other, the scene in our living room resembled a funeral reception. Which is why I cracked off the underwear joke. Suddenly the mood changed and everyone was happy. After all, the last dance had to be the best dance, yes?
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