Women have mystical powers. And they use these powers to change a completely normal man to remarkably abnormal. For example, look at Ray. What started as a relationship of mutual convenience, soon transformed into a full-blown love affair. Just three days after his attempts at Tagalog, Ray informed us that he had already bonked Ms. Ng's maid, and that he had "feelings" for her!
Mike and I tried to talk sense to Ray. We told him that all men, upon seeing a naked woman, have "feelings" of desire AND "movements" in their pants. But NO! After Ray's dick started playing the maid's tambourine, even his heart and head started to tango.
He started bringing flowers and chocolates for the maid, and she started doping grapes in his mouth while sitting on his lap as he rested on the couch. Mike and I were helpless as we simply sat in Ron's living room and witnessed their lewd behavior.
We were looking for inspiration, stories of debauchery, topics related to women and Ray was supposed to provide them alongside Cantonese catch phrases. We even tried writing stories of Ray and the maid's debauchery. But every time, Ray deleted them before Mike could edit them. We changed the
password and didn't inform him. However, since all of us have Ron's master password as Typepad doesn't allow guest-bloggers to upload photos in the album, Ray used Ron's passwords and deleted the stories.
In short, we were tired of Ray and the maid. But everything changed yesterday. Yesterday, Ron's maids returned from Thailand. Even his dogs returned from the kennel. And, to no one's surprise, even Bert arrived in the evening. Mike and I took it for granted that since the maids returned, Bert would again start living in Ron's house. Such a spoiled and nasty brat he is!
Ms. Ng's maid came running in the evening, but she was surprised to see Bert and the maids. She had completely forgotten that the maids would be returning on Monday. Even Ray was disappointed. He greeted Ms. Ng's maid, whom he now calls "Sweetie," with a sad smile. Mike and I looked at
each other and smiled. We had similar thoughts - "Sweetie" would no longer be able to roll her ass on Ray's dick, whether he has his pants on or not.
But Ray isn't dumb either. As there was no longer a need for "Sweetie" to cook at Ron's house anymore, since last night Ray has started entertaining "Sweetie" in Ms. Ng's house. Not wanting to miss the opportunity, we have started writing stories about Ray and we have changed the passwords.
And what about Apple? I was trying to court her but John, a See Lai reader and a good friend of Ron, advised me against chasing Apple, as Ron might not like the idea. However, Mike and I have already decided to chase Ron's Thai maids. Two of them are sexy and young and therefore Mike and I will
settle for either one. Bert can have the older one when Apple is not around, and therefore, all three of us will have fun.
Cheers!
Note to Ray: If you delete this post, we will hand over your photos with "Sweetie" to Ms. Ng!
Post by Bob and edited by Mike.
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