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She stands there in her see-through...
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Photos selected by Ray and story idea and post by Mike.
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The Team
She starts bathing in front of you.
And then she invites you to her bedroom.
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Photos selected by Ray, story idea by Bob, and post by Mike.
My insanity jumps up to alarming levels. I convince myself that I am bestowed with special powers, and so, I sit in a Neo (Keanu Reeves) like stance in my bed as Rebecca (the private nurse) enters with my medication. I raise my right hand and shake my head. But before I can deliver a cool Neo like dialog, from the half-ajar door of my room, I see a crowd of sad people rush into the opposite room.
"Another Jack in the box!" I shout...
"How do I look?" she asks.
In your honest opinion, she looks odd. But you say, "Great!"
"How very romantic!" she says.
Men don't care much about romance. But nonetheless, you nod.
"I wish we could bonk in the water," she says.
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Photos selected by Ray, story idea and post by Mike.
You may not die of a disease, but you might die from starvation and boredom when the hospital chefs and religious representatives bonk your brains to a whole new dimension. Now you cannot exactly call them chefs, but those who cook in hospitals do have a serious attitude problem. What is it they think when they cook? "Probably these bastards will die by tomorrow, so let us just feed them crap anyway!"
I have noticed that whether it is Hong Kong or North America, the food in hospitals always sucks. And cooks are not the only sadistic bunch. Those who serve are also assholes. They make a big fuss of serving, what actually tastes and looks like shit...
The results for April, Model of the Week - second week are out. A total of 1,461 votes were cast.
The results are as follows:
Kim Min Jee, Korean, is the Model of the Week with 674 votes.
Zeng Zi Lin, Chinese, is the first runner up with 511 votes.
Finally, Petchara, Thai, finishes as the second runner up with 276 votes.
We begin the contest for the third/fourth week of April with Korean, Thai, and Vietnamese:
Cho Hye Won, Korean, is aroused.
Da Palichat Sukamol, Thai, seduces you.
Hoang Ti Ngoc, Vietnamese, wants to invite you.
As usual, votes have already started pouring in. Continue...
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Models selected by Ray and Bob, and post edited by Mike.
Kind souls Bob, Mike, and Ray were unable to post anything for two days as they were helping me prepare, install, and test this notebook, which will now be my window to the world. I am back, though still in my Summer Palace. And I have been thinking about you all and have missed you.
Well, where do we begin? After my transplant and before I woke up, I had visions that I was standing at a huge cloudy gate and a white bearded man was saying, "No, you are not welcome here!" I tried to look inside the gate and saw barren cloudy lands.
Then I found myself outside a dark gate and a black bearded man was saying, "Sorry, we are full." I peeped inside the dark gate and saw huge breasted naked beauties smoking pot and excited men kissing and licking their bodies.
Finally, I opened my eyes and saw the tubes, gadgets, and monitors around me in the ICU. Like the ones you see in a movie with horizontal waves traversing across the screen, and you think, "please don't die on me!" So folks, well here I am.
I see that Mike has done a good job with Nude King. It means that Ah Bo will probably have to stay in Beijing forever. Bob and Ray have also done well in uploading beauties. Although they seem to be poor on See Lai kind of stories. Next time, if there will be one, instead of celibates I will have to consider inviting gigolos to write See Lai stories.
They should have taken Bert to hookers, massage parlors, karaoke boxes or simply left him alone on the streets of Mong Kok. In that case, the stories would have written themselves. But no, they were busy bonking Ms. Ng's maid, finding girlfriends for themselves and then not describing the beauty of their girlfriends.
Talking about Bert, he visits regularly and even Apple accompanies him. Hopefully, this time it will not end up like Catherine story. As far as Bert is concerned, except for his new girlfriend Apple nothing much has changed. "I have again started meditating in the guest bedroom," he said. "And I have moved the teepee inside the guest bedroom as it is hot out there." He keeps on saying "guest bedroom" but now it is more like his own room. Now why he wants to meditate inside a teepee in a room is something I do not quite understand. But then no one can understand Bert.
Bert might not have changed but some things have changed. With my new liver (and thanks to the kind soul to whom it belonged) it seems that my skin allergies have gone. Although I have not got over the feeling of being a pregnant woman with something inside of me that does not belong to me. Rebecca who still works here says I look great. But my family and everyone else who knows me thinks that once I step outside, I will again look like Freddie Kruger! Which is fine with me as far as I can still bonk.
See Lai readers will be glad to know that after my surgery (and when I started feeling better), I have already tested the gear between my legs and it works as smoothly and as excitedly as it used to in the past. That was one of my main concerns. You never know if you come out without a dick or a missing ball after a major surgery so close to the eternal fountain. I was especially worried that Count might purposely remove my balls and ensure that I spend my remaining life as a eunuch. That has not happened and it means that the nincompoop still does not know that I shared his doll without informing him.
What else? Well, I will write more when time permits but Bob, Mike, and Ray will still manage most of See Lai and Nude King. And hopefully they will upload girlies and change the models tomorrow.
In the meantime, all I can say is thank you very much for your kind support and patience and thanks a lot for all the emails and comments. I will answer all emails but do not expect a reply soon as Count still restricts me to only two hours of internet per day. "You are weak and fragile," he tells me. Well, not as weak and fragile as to be unable to bonk Brenda when I have a chance. But then, I should not tell him that as he could still sever my balls and feed his dogs.
And yes...
Cheers everyone!
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She starts her morning with her "Make my boobs bigger!" prayer.
Later, she goes to the beach and recites her "Make my love-den* wetter!" prayer. Look at her legs (underwater).
Almost naked, she seduces her neighbors from her balcony...
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* Ron coined the term love-den (love den or simply loveden) as a substitution for vagina.
Usage: "I bet that her love-den is wet and inviting."
That's what he said regarding a nurse when we visited him today. So, from the promoter of the word "bonk," now you have another decent word for cunt or vagina.
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Photos selected by Ray, story idea by Bob and post by Mike.
As you near the farm, you see her. She is topless, but she covers her bosom with her hair. "I knew you'd come," she says.
She invites you to her veranda. And then she starts dancing to the music of an unknown oriental song - "Let's bonk crazy, tonight."
"Where are your cows?" you ask her, as she brushes her oriental panties against your cheek.
She stops dancing, tears off her panties, and runs to the riverbank. "C'mon," she calls you, "let's go meet the cows!"
You stand there, admiring her naked beauty. But she asks you to hurry up and says, "Remove your clothes and hop on. Out here, we don't let anyone wear any clothes."
Without wasting a second, you throw your clothes in the veranda and run after her.
You can read the prologue of this story over here. However, that farm girl is NOT Ole Jiraporn.
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Photos selected by Bob, story idea by Bob and post by Mike.
Sexy Nurses and their sexy uniforms! We are ordering a couple of these outfits for Ron's nurses.
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Credits: Via Discombobulated
"C'mon, let's bonk!" she says.
Cheers!
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Photos selected by Ray, story idea by Bob and post by Mike.
Since last week, Ray and I are both suffering from influenza. We went to a private doctor, but he turned out to be an educated idiot. Peering at us from behind his 'Made in China' cotton face mask, he said, "Influenza doesn't take so long to cure. Either you have a new strain or you have bird flu. I will refer your case to the Hospital Authority of Hong Kong..."
Before he could finish his sentence, Ray and I ran out of his clinic. We will mail him a check for his outstanding fees, but what an idiot! If we had bird flu, we would have been dead by now! Anyway, he might be partly right. We have birds, Dennis and Elaine, and we have flu. Had it not been for our pretty birds, who are constantly fretting around and pampering us, our lives would have been miserable.
We haven't visited Ron lately. After his transplant and during his post-op recovery, he is very susceptible to infections like cold, flu, etc. and therefore we cannot visit him. Nonetheless, we called him and apologized for not visiting him. We also mentioned our one-week-old influenza, and he had this to say:
"Influenza viruses hate petroleum products. Open your car's gas tank lid and inhale as deep as you can. Do this three times (morning, afternoon, and evening) for at least two minutes and you should be healthy and bouncing within two days."
Dear reader, we haven't tried Ron's suggestions yet, but we want to give it a go. The only thing we are worried about is that Ron might be "Doing a Bert" on us. Has anyone else ever heard of this remedy before? Thank you for your views and suggestions.
Note: "Doing a Bert!" is a new phrase coined by Ron. He told us, "Trust me, I'm not 'doing a Bert' on you!" Regular See Lai readers will understand what he means.
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Post by Bob and edited by Mike.
The results for April, Model of the Week - first week are out. A total of 1,165 votes were cast.
The results are as follows:
Chiang Ai, Chinese, is the Model of the Week with 427 votes.
Mind Sumonrat, Thai, is the first runner up with 375 votes.
Finally, Karen Kisaragi, Japanese, finishes as the second runner up with 363 votes.
We begin the contest for the second week of April with Korean, Thai, and Chinese:
Kim Min Jee, Korean, plays with her panties.
Petchara, Thai, plays with sand.
Zeng Zi Lin, Chinese, enjoys the cool breeze.
As usual, votes have already started pouring in. Continue...
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Models selected by Ray and post edited by Mike
She enters your office and sits on the couch. "I am in the mood," she says as she lowers her dress and rolls her tongue.
She flings her dress and leans on the couch. "I want to bonk!" she says.
She peels off her panties and spreads herself on your office couch. "Bonk me! Bonk me wild!" she screams.
You can read the alternative story over here. And we can assure you that Rita Fan is much more horny and beautiful.
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Photos selected by Mike, story idea by Bob and post by Mike.
"How do I look?" she asks.
She sits on a bench and you realize that she is free bagging!
You answer her question and tell her that she is overdressed. She removes her skirt.
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Photos selected by Bob. Story and post by Mike.
After Ray, Bob, and I started seeing Dennis, Elaine, and Sandy respectively, we have gone berserk. Even though we thank Apple for introducing these lovely, sexy, and intelligent Chinese girls to us, we should rather thank Ron. Had he not invited us as guest bloggers to See Lai and Nude King, and had he not allowed us access to his house, probably we wouldn't have met these girls from heaven.
We have often heard that Asian women who were born or brought up in the west are either high maintenance or have too much testosterone that doesn't suit them. We have our own ideas about such remarks, but we would rather not comment because this isn't exactly our site.
Ray, the most experienced of us all, insists that there are no subservient Asian women and even we haven't met any. But he agrees that Asian women who aren't overly westernized are as feminine now as they were 5,000 years ago. We asked him how he would know unless he remembered his previous life (or lives) 5,000 years ago. He just smiled and said he knows the culture and his heritage assures him so.
Lately, Hong Kong weather has been horrible and both Bob and Ray are suffering from flu. Had it not been for Elaine and Dennis, both Bob and Ray would have stopped assisting me with See Lai and Nude King. These girls are so caring and comforting that we are beyond words.
Anyway, all of us agree that Chinese girls are the best. Bob is already a permanent resident of Hong Kong and Ray and I have decided to make Hong Kong our permanent home. So dear reader, we look forward to meeting you in the next See Lai anniversary party in November 2005.
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Post inspired by tender love and care.
You bring her home. She starts flashing.
"Lose your clothes!" you tell her. She does!
"What next?" she asks.
Cheers!
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Photos selected by Bob. Story and post by Mike.
The results for March, Model of the Week - third and fourth week are out. A total of 1,829 votes were cast.
The results are as follows:
Dong Qian Hua, Chinese, is the Model of the Week with 1,118 votes.
Han Jae Won, Korean, is the first runner up with 567 votes.
Finally, Rumi Mochizuki, Japanese, finishes as the second runner up with 144 votes.
We begin the contest for the first week of April with Chinese, Japanese, and Thai:
Chiang Ai, Chinese, is horny.
Karen Kisaragi, Japanese, wants it bad in bed.
Mind Sumonrat, Thai, likes to bonk in the wild.
As usual, votes have already started pouring in. Continue...
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Models selected by Ray, some ideas by Bob, and post edited by Mike
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