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She stands there in her see-through...
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Photos selected by Ray and story idea and post by Mike.
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The Team
She starts bathing in front of you.
And then she invites you to her bedroom.
Cheers!
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Photos selected by Ray, story idea by Bob, and post by Mike.
My insanity jumps up to alarming levels. I convince myself that I am bestowed with special powers, and so, I sit in a Neo (Keanu Reeves) like stance in my bed as Rebecca (the private nurse) enters with my medication. I raise my right hand and shake my head. But before I can deliver a cool Neo like dialog, from the half-ajar door of my room, I see a crowd of sad people rush into the opposite room.
"Another Jack in the box!" I shout...
"How do I look?" she asks.
In your honest opinion, she looks odd. But you say, "Great!"
"How very romantic!" she says.
Men don't care much about romance. But nonetheless, you nod.
"I wish we could bonk in the water," she says.
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Photos selected by Ray, story idea and post by Mike.
You may not die of a disease, but you might die from starvation and boredom when the hospital chefs and religious representatives bonk your brains to a whole new dimension. Now you cannot exactly call them chefs, but those who cook in hospitals do have a serious attitude problem. What is it they think when they cook? "Probably these bastards will die by tomorrow, so let us just feed them crap anyway!"
I have noticed that whether it is Hong Kong or North America, the food in hospitals always sucks. And cooks are not the only sadistic bunch. Those who serve are also assholes. They make a big fuss of serving, what actually tastes and looks like shit...
The results for April, Model of the Week - second week are out. A total of 1,461 votes were cast.
The results are as follows:
Kim Min Jee, Korean, is the Model of the Week with 674 votes.
Zeng Zi Lin, Chinese, is the first runner up with 511 votes.
Finally, Petchara, Thai, finishes as the second runner up with 276 votes.
We begin the contest for the third/fourth week of April with Korean, Thai, and Vietnamese:
Cho Hye Won, Korean, is aroused.
Da Palichat Sukamol, Thai, seduces you.
Hoang Ti Ngoc, Vietnamese, wants to invite you.
As usual, votes have already started pouring in. Continue...
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You can vote once in a 24 hour cycle until next week, meaning once everyday.
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Models selected by Ray and Bob, and post edited by Mike.
Kind souls Bob, Mike, and Ray were unable to post anything for two days as they were helping me prepare, install, and test this notebook, which will now be my window to the world. I am back, though still in my Summer Palace. And I have been thinking about you all and have missed you.
Well, where do we begin? After my transplant and before I woke up, I had visions that I was standing at a huge cloudy gate and a white bearded man was saying, "No, you are not welcome here!" I tried to look inside the gate and saw barren cloudy lands.
Then I found myself outside a dark gate and a black bearded man was saying, "Sorry, we are full." I peeped inside the dark gate and saw huge breasted naked beauties smoking pot and excited men kissing and licking their bodies.
Finally, I opened my eyes and saw the tubes, gadgets, and monitors around me in the ICU. Like the ones you see in a movie with horizontal waves traversing across the screen, and you think, "please don't die on me!" So folks, well here I am.
I see that Mike has done a good job with Nude King. It means that Ah Bo will probably have to stay in Beijing forever. Bob and Ray have also done well in uploading beauties. Although they seem to be poor on See Lai kind of stories. Next time, if there will be one, instead of celibates I will have to consider inviting gigolos to write See Lai stories.
They should have taken Bert to hookers, massage parlors, karaoke boxes or simply left him alone on the streets of Mong Kok. In that case, the stories would have written themselves. But no, they were busy bonking Ms. Ng's maid, finding girlfriends for themselves and then not describing the beauty of their girlfriends.
Talking about Bert, he visits regularly and even Apple accompanies him. Hopefully, this time it will not end up like Catherine story. As far as Bert is concerned, except for his new girlfriend Apple nothing much has changed. "I have again started meditating in the guest bedroom," he said. "And I have moved the teepee inside the guest bedroom as it is hot out there." He keeps on saying "guest bedroom" but now it is more like his own room. Now why he wants to meditate inside a teepee in a room is something I do not quite understand. But then no one can understand Bert.
Bert might not have changed but some things have changed. With my new liver (and thanks to the kind soul to whom it belonged) it seems that my skin allergies have gone. Although I have not got over the feeling of being a pregnant woman with something inside of me that does not belong to me. Rebecca who still works here says I look great. But my family and everyone else who knows me thinks that once I step outside, I will again look like Freddie Kruger! Which is fine with me as far as I can still bonk.
See Lai readers will be glad to know that after my surgery (and when I started feeling better), I have already tested the gear between my legs and it works as smoothly and as excitedly as it used to in the past. That was one of my main concerns. You never know if you come out without a dick or a missing ball after a major surgery so close to the eternal fountain. I was especially worried that Count might purposely remove my balls and ensure that I spend my remaining life as a eunuch. That has not happened and it means that the nincompoop still does not know that I shared his doll without informing him.
What else? Well, I will write more when time permits but Bob, Mike, and Ray will still manage most of See Lai and Nude King. And hopefully they will upload girlies and change the models tomorrow.
In the meantime, all I can say is thank you very much for your kind support and patience and thanks a lot for all the emails and comments. I will answer all emails but do not expect a reply soon as Count still restricts me to only two hours of internet per day. "You are weak and fragile," he tells me. Well, not as weak and fragile as to be unable to bonk Brenda when I have a chance. But then, I should not tell him that as he could still sever my balls and feed his dogs.
And yes...
Cheers everyone!
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She starts her morning with her "Make my boobs bigger!" prayer.
Later, she goes to the beach and recites her "Make my love-den* wetter!" prayer. Look at her legs (underwater).
Almost naked, she seduces her neighbors from her balcony...
Cheers!
* Ron coined the term love-den (love den or simply loveden) as a substitution for vagina.
Usage: "I bet that her love-den is wet and inviting."
That's what he said regarding a nurse when we visited him today. So, from the promoter of the word "bonk," now you have another decent word for cunt or vagina.
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Photos selected by Ray, story idea by Bob and post by Mike.
As you near the farm, you see her. She is topless, but she covers her bosom with her hair. "I knew you'd come," she says.
She invites you to her veranda. And then she starts dancing to the music of an unknown oriental song - "Let's bonk crazy, tonight."
"Where are your cows?" you ask her, as she brushes her oriental panties against your cheek.
She stops dancing, tears off her panties, and runs to the riverbank. "C'mon," she calls you, "let's go meet the cows!"
You stand there, admiring her naked beauty. But she asks you to hurry up and says, "Remove your clothes and hop on. Out here, we don't let anyone wear any clothes."
Without wasting a second, you throw your clothes in the veranda and run after her.
You can read the prologue of this story over here. However, that farm girl is NOT Ole Jiraporn.
Cheers!
Note: This site, See Lai will undergo major changes soon. A lot more content will be added; and the albums and other features will be relocated. We suggest you bookmark this page for easy reference in future.
Photos selected by Bob, story idea by Bob and post by Mike.
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