See Lai wishes all fathers, a Happy Father's Day!
Enjoy, and remember to bonk tonight.
In case, you have forgotten:
1) It is tough being a man.
For example, if your house is on fire, you will have to ensure that your wife, kids, maids, and pets walk out safely. You will be the last person to walk out. That is, if you are lucky enough to still have the time to crawl out of the blazing fire.
2) It is tough being a husband.
Whether you believe in "God," creator, or whatever, remember that who ever created everything around us, was partial. S/he or they ensured that every married man would spend most of his life wondering why his woman is bent upon changing him.
Men like to live a life they got used to when they were approximately 19. This means same relaxed routine, day in and day out.
Women, on the other hand, easily get bored. They expect romance and excitement every single day. This is one of the reasons why apart from kids, Disneyland targets women as their second most important customer base.
3) It is tough being a father.
Like it or not, as far as your kids are concerned, you are the ATM machine. A bank of sorts loaded with funds. Immaterial of whether it is Mother's Day, someone's birthday, Dog's Day, or even (the unimportant) Father's Day, your kids will expect to have a good time. And after giving you a kiss and a fancy card, they will start asking you whether you are going to give them any gifts?
Who was the asshole who decided that Father's Day should be celebrated right before the summer vacation when kids have a list of things they need to buy? Shoot that bastard!
So, in short, what I am trying to say is that it is tough being a man, a husband, a father, or a boss.
And out of self-pity, after the family dinner/party, and after bonking my women in Hong Kong, I will drive to Dongguan and get myself three or six women and have loads of fun. Damn it, I deserve that!
I suggest you do the same. Or at least bonk wild and bonk hard tonight. Oh, and as far as girlie pictures are concerned, look at the new models for this week, and if you are a member of TSF (The Sacred Fountain), I have uploaded six breathtaking pictures of two women.
Cheers!
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