Kaori Nakatani
The Bonk-crazy Seductress!
She invites you to her bedroom...
Cheers!
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She invites you to her bedroom...
Cheers!
An early morning appointment with Count Chan (Dr. Chan), I notice that Brenda (Count's wife and also his assistant) is absent. Instead, a fierce looking woman stands by Count's side as Count reads the reports. "You are almost as healthy as a horse," he says. I neigh.
As he leads me to the inspection room, I keep looking around for Brenda, but she is not around. During the tests and inspections, I ask Count, "Where is Brenda?" He smiles as he tells me that Brenda is pregnant. I congratulate him and smile, but soon my hairs stand on their ends! "How many months?" I ask. He replies that she is pregnant since seven months.
My mind races as I try to calculate the time that has elapsed between the first time I had sex with Brenda (without condoms) and now. Almost seven months! Hoolala!
Cheers!
What do you think about this woman? Professional or dumb?
And we thought Bert was stupid! Please, try not to laugh when you look at the pictures (in the first link - above).
Note: Girlies will be uploaded soon. And I may just go ahead and simply make the middle column wider. In that case, the only thing 800 X 600 display mode users will miss, is part of the right sidebar. Oh well!
Cheers!
Good friend Joyce is enjoying her vacation in Thailand. A short phone conversation with her and she asked me, "Is there anything I can get you from Thailand, Ron?"
I said, "yes, bring me a sexy girl from Thailand."
She was (and still is) a bit confused. I hope she tries her best.
Cheers!
We have changed the templates and the design of See Lai and everything, including the comments, is (now) fine in Firefox and other browsers.
However, if you are still using IE (Internet Explorer), the right side bar may be empty and might be appended at the bottom of the left side bar.
We don't know what gives. We used standard CSS code, or as standard as it can get.
If you are using IE to browse the Internet, then take this important and polite advice from us - "lose it!"
By using Firefox, you will avoid a lot of viruses, Trojan horses, and a lot more security problems on your computer. After all, it is about time that Bill Gates wanks himself to hell and stops jerking you off your cash.
Cheers!
It would have been better if we presented Bert the way he is. But the last thing I wanted Apple's parents to notice on the first day they met Bert was WYSIWYG (what you see is what you get). I cancelled the afternoon meetings and came home early. Bert also took half-day off.
I spent two hours educating Bert – Don't clasp your hands between your thighs when you watch TV. Don't keep flashing a stupid smile. Speak only when addressed to, better if you avoid speaking at all. And if you have to speak, don't look at the ceiling for twenty seconds before your each sentence. Don't touch Apple in front of her parents. And avoid doing a Full Monty, if either you or everyone else is drunk. So on and on... The list was endless.
I gave some instructions to Ah Chig as well – Don't suggest that you can teach Kung Fu, and refrain from showing your Kung Fu stance(s). Somehow, the scene and event reminded me of a traditionally arranged Chinese marriage from ancient times.
Impressive? You bet!
Since the jealous langurs at Sitemeter decided to ban See Lai's Sitemeter account (and drop us from their links), we went for a paid account with Statcounter.
And while I was away, Mike and Ray (guest bloggers) who are professionals, spent a lot of time editing keywords of See Lai posts. Bob spent his free time doing some research. Even John (of Stone Camel) helped a lot. And together, the team did a great job in promoting See Lai.
Now for the good and bad news. The good news? Starting this weekend, members of The Sacred Fountain will be able to read the first ever See Lai online weekly (in a magazine format). Yep, the first ever (free) Men's magazine.
The bad news? We are short of time and therefore many parts of See Lai still don't have the new (paid) counter. We will add the counter when we have time. However, when that happens, even a 620 X 400 image will not be able to display the full glory of See Lai stats.
Thanks everyone, and thank you for all your support.
Cheers!
She gets excited, and starts removing her gown...
She invites you to bonk (her)!
Note: See more pictures of Ryoko at The Sacred Fountain.
Cheers!
With the recent changes at Typepad (and therefore, See Lai), it is easy for me to authenticate comments. I can force commenters to use 'Type Key', and I can set the comments, so that all comments would have to be approved by me before they are posted at the site (See Lai).
However, I have avoided these changes. And See Lai still allows users to comment even without specifying an email address.
Unfortunately, this means that See Lai gets loads of spam (almost everyday), and useless comments or plugs (to other sites). Assholes who keep posting such useless comments (mostly plugs for Viagra, adult porn, or other useless services) are so bloody inconsiderate that they fail to realize I have to spend almost half hour everyday deleting their rubbish.
So, I am in a dilemma. I would rather use that half hour to post more (articles and pictures) at See Lai. But that would mean that I enforce the strictest Typepad rules regarding comments (Typekey and my approval of comments before they are visible).
If I do that, regular commenters would have to get a Typekey (very easy and free feature). I would be able to manage comments better, as I can delete almost 20 spam comments with one click.
What do you think? Your suggestions are welcome. Many thanks in advance.
Cheers!
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It wouldn't be too difficult to imagine Bert in a Mickey costume, but it would be challenging to imagine sexy Apple in a Minnie costume. But why would they want to dress up like that?
Well, during breakfast, Bert announced that he would host his wedding party in world's first government-sponsored Disneyland (of Hong Kong).
"It was Apple's idea," Bert said while chewing a nectarine, "and even I think it is a great idea."
My wife and I looked at each other, disbelief flowing out of our popping eyes, Mrs. Ng dropped her spoon, my kids started giggling, but only Ah Chig continued eating, as he could not understand what Bert said. "What do you think?" Bert asked me.
The results for July, Model of the Week - first and second week, are out. A total of 1,243 votes were cast.
The results are as follows:
Ginger Li, Chinese, is the Model of the Week with 633 votes.
Sakurako Tokiwa, Japanese, is the first runner up with 385 votes.
Finally, Film Ratchamon, Thai, is the second runner up with 225 votes.
Note: Results for The Sacred Fountain polls, for the same (above) models, are as follows:
Almost in reverse order compared to the results at See Lai (here). Hmmm... Who would have thought?
We begin the contest for the third week of July with Chinese, Japanese, and Thai:
Hana Chang, Chinese, removes her bra-top.
Natsuko Tohno, Japanese, exposes her right breast.
Pat Anongluk, Thai, is teasing you!
As usual, votes have already started pouring in. Continue...
Cheers!
You can vote once in a 24 hour cycle until next week, meaning once everyday.
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I am too busy enjoying parties. Therefore, I haven't been able to post for two days. Normal posting will resume tomorrow.
Note: Models change on Friday (July 15).
Cheers!
Note:
1. The events in this post transpired during last weekend.
2. Extremely lengthy post, but read it if you want to learn techniques required for underwater sex.
3. Read more about Ah Chig, Apple, Bert, and other characters in this post by clicking the archives.
How would you feel if you were surrounded by eight beautiful women in two-piece bikinis on a distant (outlying) island? My wife, Mrs. Ng, Apple, Claire, Dennis, Elaine, Sandy, and Sheila looked simply gorgeous on a sandy beach away from the polluted waters of Hong Kong. Hong Kong has countless small islands with natural beaches that can be reached by a decent private yacht or a boat.
Hong Kong women generally avoid two-piece bikinis. But since we had the island all to ourselves, they didn't mind. Otherwise, on public beaches of Hong Kong, you either see women in a one-piece swimsuit, or with a T-shirt on their two-piece bikinis.
Dressed in nothing but a see-through (see-thru) skirt, she is alluring...
She turns around, and she looks very enticing...
She invites you to her hotel room. "Go ahead and enjoy," she says, "it's all yours!"
Cheers!
If a woman has a big but shapely ass, she looks sexy. But how about men who have big fat wide ass? They look horrible, to say the least. And they look even more horrible if they are dressed in nothing but swimming trunks. Yes, I am talking about Bert.
The beach is deserted. Except for sexy Nana.
She is proud of her feminine beauty as she stands there, totally naked.
She is full of desires. "Will you bonk me?" she asks.
Cheers!
While the family (including Mrs. Ng) was enjoying a DVD movie, Ah Chig and Bert sat in the corner of the living room. They were reading a book. In fact, they were reading the same book spread out on Bert's legs, and they were giggling.
Could they be reading erotic stories? A Who's Who of hookers in Hong Kong? Or a nasty diary belonging to someone? I felt a bit uneasy. But soon I dismissed such thoughts. It was highly improbable that either could read each other's language. Nonetheless, out of curiosity, I walked towards the living room bar. And I slowed my pace as I passed by Ah Chig and Bert. A quick glance at the book, and I saw pictures of a man dressed in underpants, and a bikini-clad woman. They were in an upside-down sprawled position.
It must be a book about the exciting positions of Modern Kama Sutra!
I have uploaded pictures of Ratchamon, Ginger, and Sakurako in The Sacred Fountain album. From now onwards, you will be able to see more than one picture of the model in the left sidebar (Model of the Week).
Each picture will highlight different "aspects" of the model. Hopefully, that will make our Model of the Week contest even more interesting.
PS:
We have received many requests for TSF passwords, and we have sent emails with passwords and instructions to all of you. We will check if we have missed out any request and we will promptly send you the required.
Also, since July, the updated passwords will be available only through The Sacred Fountain club. We recommend that you join the Yahoo club so that we do not have to send individual emails.
Cheers!
The results for June, Model of the Week - third and fourth week are out. A total of 1,520 votes were cast.
The results are as follows:
Tein May Hwa, Chinese, is the Model of the Week (and also the Model of the Month) with 976 votes.
Kei Hoshiko, Japanese, is the first runner up with 391 votes.
Finally, Oil Vichuda, Thai, finishes as the second runner up with 153 votes.
We begin the contest for the first week of July with Thai, Chinese, and Japanese:
'Film' Ratchamon, Thai, feels sensual in the gentle breeze.
Ginger Li, Chinese, is aroused.
Sexy Sakurako Tokiwa, Japanese, is waiting!
As usual, votes have already started pouring in. Continue...
Cheers!
You can vote once in a 24 hour cycle until next week, meaning once everyday.
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