Kaori Nakatani
The Bonk-crazy Seductress!
She invites you to her bedroom...
Cheers!
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She invites you to her bedroom...
Cheers!
An early morning appointment with Count Chan (Dr. Chan), I notice that Brenda (Count's wife and also his assistant) is absent. Instead, a fierce looking woman stands by Count's side as Count reads the reports. "You are almost as healthy as a horse," he says. I neigh.
As he leads me to the inspection room, I keep looking around for Brenda, but she is not around. During the tests and inspections, I ask Count, "Where is Brenda?" He smiles as he tells me that Brenda is pregnant. I congratulate him and smile, but soon my hairs stand on their ends! "How many months?" I ask. He replies that she is pregnant since seven months.
My mind races as I try to calculate the time that has elapsed between the first time I had sex with Brenda (without condoms) and now. Almost seven months! Hoolala!
Cheers!
What do you think about this woman? Professional or dumb?
And we thought Bert was stupid! Please, try not to laugh when you look at the pictures (in the first link - above).
Note: Girlies will be uploaded soon. And I may just go ahead and simply make the middle column wider. In that case, the only thing 800 X 600 display mode users will miss, is part of the right sidebar. Oh well!
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Good friend Joyce is enjoying her vacation in Thailand. A short phone conversation with her and she asked me, "Is there anything I can get you from Thailand, Ron?"
I said, "yes, bring me a sexy girl from Thailand."
She was (and still is) a bit confused. I hope she tries her best.
Cheers!
We have changed the templates and the design of See Lai and everything, including the comments, is (now) fine in Firefox and other browsers.
However, if you are still using IE (Internet Explorer), the right side bar may be empty and might be appended at the bottom of the left side bar.
We don't know what gives. We used standard CSS code, or as standard as it can get.
If you are using IE to browse the Internet, then take this important and polite advice from us - "lose it!"
By using Firefox, you will avoid a lot of viruses, Trojan horses, and a lot more security problems on your computer. After all, it is about time that Bill Gates wanks himself to hell and stops jerking you off your cash.
Cheers!
It would have been better if we presented Bert the way he is. But the last thing I wanted Apple's parents to notice on the first day they met Bert was WYSIWYG (what you see is what you get). I cancelled the afternoon meetings and came home early. Bert also took half-day off.
I spent two hours educating Bert – Don't clasp your hands between your thighs when you watch TV. Don't keep flashing a stupid smile. Speak only when addressed to, better if you avoid speaking at all. And if you have to speak, don't look at the ceiling for twenty seconds before your each sentence. Don't touch Apple in front of her parents. And avoid doing a Full Monty, if either you or everyone else is drunk. So on and on... The list was endless.
I gave some instructions to Ah Chig as well – Don't suggest that you can teach Kung Fu, and refrain from showing your Kung Fu stance(s). Somehow, the scene and event reminded me of a traditionally arranged Chinese marriage from ancient times.
Impressive? You bet!
Since the jealous langurs at Sitemeter decided to ban See Lai's Sitemeter account (and drop us from their links), we went for a paid account with Statcounter.
And while I was away, Mike and Ray (guest bloggers) who are professionals, spent a lot of time editing keywords of See Lai posts. Bob spent his free time doing some research. Even John (of Stone Camel) helped a lot. And together, the team did a great job in promoting See Lai.
Now for the good and bad news. The good news? Starting this weekend, members of The Sacred Fountain will be able to read the first ever See Lai online weekly (in a magazine format). Yep, the first ever (free) Men's magazine.
The bad news? We are short of time and therefore many parts of See Lai still don't have the new (paid) counter. We will add the counter when we have time. However, when that happens, even a 620 X 400 image will not be able to display the full glory of See Lai stats.
Thanks everyone, and thank you for all your support.
Cheers!
She gets excited, and starts removing her gown...
She invites you to bonk (her)!
Note: See more pictures of Ryoko at The Sacred Fountain.
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With the recent changes at Typepad (and therefore, See Lai), it is easy for me to authenticate comments. I can force commenters to use 'Type Key', and I can set the comments, so that all comments would have to be approved by me before they are posted at the site (See Lai).
However, I have avoided these changes. And See Lai still allows users to comment even without specifying an email address.
Unfortunately, this means that See Lai gets loads of spam (almost everyday), and useless comments or plugs (to other sites). Assholes who keep posting such useless comments (mostly plugs for Viagra, adult porn, or other useless services) are so bloody inconsiderate that they fail to realize I have to spend almost half hour everyday deleting their rubbish.
So, I am in a dilemma. I would rather use that half hour to post more (articles and pictures) at See Lai. But that would mean that I enforce the strictest Typepad rules regarding comments (Typekey and my approval of comments before they are visible).
If I do that, regular commenters would have to get a Typekey (very easy and free feature). I would be able to manage comments better, as I can delete almost 20 spam comments with one click.
What do you think? Your suggestions are welcome. Many thanks in advance.
Cheers!
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