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Family Guide - For A Happy Married Life

Already married, or planning to get married? If so, go read:

Family Guide - For a Happy Married Life

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Funny But True!

Don’t laugh! Bert called me in the morning and told me that his brand new car gave him mild electric shocks while he was driving to work. I laughed so hard that the phone dropped out of my hands.

What could have gone wrong, especially since modern cars have leather covered steering wheels and controls? I can only imagine that the torrential rain screwed up the electrical systems of his car. Either that or the most possible reason – even his car is fed up with him!

I am still laughing wild. It is remarkable that he was able to control and didn’t crash into another vehicle or a lamppost on the road.

Cheers!

Hikaru Hoshikawa

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The Omnipresent lady!

You go to a dentist. A sexy nurse  starts monkeying with you. You run away...

You go for a haircut. But you see the same sexy lady pointing a scissor at you. You run away...

"Could I be seeing things?" You ask yourself, "how come the same lady is a nurse and a hairdresser?"

Convinced that you might be losing it, you go to a shrink. But Holy Cow! The same sexy lady appears and seduces you!

"Yes, I am following you," she says, "I want to bonk you!"

Note: Sorry for the piss-poor story, but of lately, my health is piss-poor as well. Which is why the lack of posts. Mike, Ray, and Bob are working on the next issue of TSF magazine. It will be out on September 1, 2005.

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End Of 'Puppy' Love!

A very angry Louisa stood up, slapped Bert, and left the restaurant. I didn't try to stop Louisa, as there was no reason why she should still face Bert. Her 'Puppy' (Bert) had finally admitted to her that he was already engaged with Apple.

It all started when I forced Bert. "You should confess and tell Louisa about your engagement," I told him, "otherwise, if she finds out by herself, as she knows people who work in your office, your proposed marriage will be history." Bert agreed, but like a toddler who insists his guardians accompany him to school, Bert earnestly requested my presence during his confession.

Noriko Endo

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Your Sexy Roommate!

She basks under the sun while she waits for you...

She bathes as soon as you come home...

She waits on the bed...

Bonk time! If you ask me.

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Hungry Ghost Festival (714)

Note: Click the links (in all related articles) to get a better grasp of this grand finale of Bert's "past life relatives."

Foolish is a man who looses an opportunity. And not many come by. One of the advantages of living in Hong Kong includes the random usage of Chinese traditions that can be blended with Western ideas at will. And with such ideas and inspirations, I decided to entertain myself with yet another prank on Bert.

"Tonight's the night," I told Bert and Ah Chig after our daily swimming session. The extremely superstitious Ah Chig, who by now can speak simple English, agreed that the 14th day of the 7th month of Chinese lunar calendar was a very significant night for most Chinese. In essence, 714 or the Hungry Ghost Festival is a bit like Halloween. Except that it is supposed to be devoid of fun.

It is supposed to be a serious day and especially night, when most believers stay indoors and avoid the wandering spirits and ghosts who are supposedly allowed to roam freely in "our world." In fact, seventh month of lunar calendar was the main reason why Ah Chig once again extended his visa and decided that he wouldn't return to his hometown during the ghostly month. Staunch believers insist that one should not travel, change residence, or move furniture during this inauspicious month.

"So what are we exactly supposed to do tonight?" Bert asked me with childlike innocence.

Model Of The Week

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The results for August, Model of the Week - first and second week, are out. A total of 1,688 votes were cast.

The results are as follows:

Lee Hye Ran, Korean, is the Model of the Week with 577 votes.

Gena Jidapa, Thai, is the first runner up with 568 votes.

Finally, Haruki Tohno, Japanese, is the second runner up with 543 votes.

Phew! Pretty close, yes?

This week's theme - Hot Chest!

We begin the contest for the third week of August with Japanese, Chinese, and Thai:

Akane Kanazawa, Japanese, is alluring.

Amy Yu, Chinese, is like a sex bomb.

Dow Sasipatt, Thai, is seductively mysterious!

As usual, votes have already started pouring in. Continue...

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You can vote once in a 24 hour cycle until next week, meaning once everyday.

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All That Ends Well Is Well!

I haven't been able to post much at See Lai during these past few days. I was very busy with Bert's engagement, and also spent most of my time entertaining Bert's elder brother who came to Hong Kong for Bert's engagement.

Well, Bert was successfully engaged to Apple (on Sunday), and his elder brother went back to the States (yesterday).

There isn't much I can write about Bert's engagement, as it went smoothly and without any incidents or fiascoes. That is telling a lot, as you all know how Bert is.

All I can say is that both parties, as in Apple's family and Bert's family (strangely, now that includes my family as well), were extremely happy and pleased and no one was more pleased than Apple or Bert.

Now we look forward to his wedding. Chinese astrologers will be consulted, upon insistence of Apple's parents, and an auspicious date will be fixed for the upcoming heavenly marriage of this couple (Apple and Bert).

I don't believe in any particular religion, but I do hope that the supreme powers in our universe do bless this couple forever, and I also wish that the blessing includes Bert moving out of our house and going back to his own apartment with Apple.

Now, about Louisa...

Well, I will have to think about it. Models change tomorrow, sorry for not posting much, and thanks a lot for your patience and cooperation.

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The Sacred Fountain

If you are a TSF member, then go read the second issue of The Sacred Fountain.

Enjoy!

Note: The password is the same as given at The Sacred Fountain club. Alternatively, you may create your own user account and your membership will be approved after verification.

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Yuka Koizumi

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The Naughty Naughty Lady!

What do you think about Yuka?

She likes it naughty...

And she likes to make the first move!

Why wait?

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Bert's Betrothal

After several days of normal behavior, Bert reverted to his abnormal behavior. "You know," he told me with dreamy eyes while we were sitting in the garden; "I think I will be a good husband." I could only nod in agreement. Women, as far as I know, really love Bert-like husbands. Simple, naïve, and childlike, they are more than eager to jump up and execute any whims or commands of their women.

Adusa Kyouno

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The Fisherman's Daughter!

She is charming and sexy...

And, she likes to play all by herself...

But, she keeps waiting for a sexy and horny man!

Why don't you visit her?

Cheers!

Yui Hasumi

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The Innocent Adulteress!

She is a nice girl...

And, she is sexy and all that...

And, she wants to bonk!

So give it to her!

Cheers!

Model Of The Week/Month

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Pat Anongluk, Thai, is the Model of the Month - July (894 votes).
This Week's Theme - Topless!

The results for July, Model of the Week - third and fourth week are out. A total of 1,950 votes were cast.

The results are as follows:

Pat Anongluk, Thai, is the Model of the Week (and also the Model of the Month) with 894 votes.

Hana Chang, Chinese, is the first runner up with 703 votes.

Finally, Natsuko Tohno, Japanese, finishes as the second runner up with 353 votes.

We begin the contest for the first week of July with Thai, Japanese, and Korean:

Gena Jidapa, Thai, is playing with herself while she waits for you.

Haruki Tohno, Japanese, misses you.

Lee Hye Ran, Korean, is cute and wants to cuddle you!

As usual, votes have already started pouring in. Continue...

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TSF, Typepad, Etc.

Typepad was down and we were having problems posting via Typepad. Therefore, models for the upcoming Model of the Week will be posted tomorrow (Wednesday).

We apologize for any inconvenience and we thank you for your patience and support.

Hurry up with those votes (left side bar) now, and yes, TSF new site is now working without any problems.

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TSF Problems

If you received an email for the new TSF site (weekly magazine), and can't log in or see a blank page, that is because we are having some serious server problems.

We apologize for the inconvenience and we are fixing the problems as soon as we can. In the meantime, you can use the old password and view the pictures in the TSF album (not magazine) on the right side bar. The pictures are the same as the magazine.

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