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Last year we were embarrassed and didn't want to say "the year of the 'cock'." This year, we feel people will take it personally if we say, "wish you a happy new year of the dog." I guess it's the same when rat year comes around. So we will simply say:
Last night, Bert asked me a stupid question, "what is the significance of the year of the dog?"
Not wanting to mislead him anymore, I was very upfront when I told him:
He gave me an understanding nod.
Cheers!
At first glance, she looks like a decent Japanese woman.
But first impressions could be deceiving. From what we know, she likes to expose herself.
In fact, she is bonk-crazy, and she is ready to bonk with everyone.
Cheers!
And then she becomes desperate as she removes the bedspread. "Don't use a condom," she says, "and bonk me wild!"
Cheers!
Further to emails and suggestions from readers, here's a quick reply:
Models:
In 2004, we had regular weekly models (as in Model of the Week). But in 2005, we couldn't update the models regularly, as in weekly. And therefore, we ended up with same three models for two weeks or in some cases, an entire month.
Health problems, time constraints, etc., resulted in the above situation, but from February onwards, I expect to upload and change the models regularly. Meaning three models each week (and the ability to vote). So bear with me until February 1, and continue voting for current models.
Girlie(s):
Regular readers should have noticed that the content of See Lai follows a pattern - Monday, Wednesday, and Friday are supposed to be "Girlie" days. As in pictures of "Girlie" or "Model of the Week" models. Whereas Tuesday, Thursday, and at times Saturday or Sunday are "story" days.
Once again, during 2005, "Girlie" uploads suffered and there weren't enough pictures uploaded. Well, I expect to correct this problem (starting Wednesday).
If you are an expat and single (or whatever), and want to enjoy with women in Hong Kong, read this guy’s diary. He provides vital clues that will save you time and money.
Cheers!
"It's a beautiful day!" she remarks. You look out the window and nod.
"And therefore," she says as she peels her panties, "we should bonk!
"What do you think?" she asks.
Cheers!
Note: All links open in new window.
Well, it's that time of the year again. Local TV station TVB is hosting the annual Miss Chinese International Pageant 2006. Look at the pictures of models (click on each picture for a short intro in Chinese/English)
The contest will be held on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 08:30pm local (Hong Kong) time. Who will win? Make a wild guess in the comments (here at See Lai).
I say "wild guess," because in the past See Lai readers pointed out to me that if TVB hosts Miss Chinese International Pageant, then the (most probable) winner will be Miss Vancouver or Miss Toronto from Canada.
I tried to verify readers' claims. And it does seem that Chinese Canadians usually win TVB contests. Is that a coincidence? I don't know.
Previous two years' Miss Chinese International Pageant details over here and here. You can also check out Miss Chinese category archive for more on Chinese models.
Cheers!
She sits in an unusual posture. Yogic sex?
Topless, she sits in yet another posture...
Finally, she jumps out of her panties and sits in a posture we all know. I-want-to-bonk posture, I think it is called.
Cheers!
She loves bonking anything and anyone!
Knock on her door, and she will be ready...
And, she will start spreading!
Cheers!
Like a virgin dying to be laid, Bert is eagerly awaiting his wedding date. "Only a couple of weeks down the road," I told him, "just take it easy."
He smiled and didn't say anything, but the excitement in his eyes and his clenched fists spoke volumes. Ah Chig, on the other hand, had a lot to say. "Every night a different woman should be bonked (don't blame me, but yes, Ah Chig and Bert have started using the term 'bonk') by you before your marriage takes place, so that sadness does not take place after your marriage takes place."
There we go again. "Has taken place," "is taking place," or "will take place." Although, you have to admit that it is much better when he speaks (his) unique English, so that we don't have to speak in the world's most complicated language – The Chiu Chow language.
Anyway, Bert was extremely impressed by Ah Chig's idea. And so, while sipping coffee in the chilly garden, the two of them started asking me how Bert can bonk as many women as he can; before his "marriage takes place."
We begin the contest for the first/second week of January with Japanese, Thai, and Korean:
Arisu Minami, Japanese, wants it on the bed.
Fang Pimdao, Thai, likes it outdoors.
Lee Jee Won, Korean, likes it everywhere.
As usual, votes have already started pouring in. Continue... You can vote once in a 24 hour cycle until next week, meaning once everyday.
Cheers!
Off to Shanghai for a business meeting. I will upload the models tomorrow (Wednesday, January 11, 2006).
Cheers!
Cheers!
Amy Yu, Chinese, is the See Lai Model of the Year - 2005. Total votes - 921.
That photo of hers was very arousing. Wasn't it? Here's one more photo of Amy Yu.
Mei Li, Chinese, is the first runner-up. Total votes - 854.
Mei Li reminds me of Barbara Bach. Here's one more photo of Mei Li.
And Akiho Yoshizawa, Japanese, is the second runner-up. Total votes - 516.
Here's one more photo of Akiho Yoshizawa.
Surprisingly, Chinese models won over Japanese, Korean, Taiwanese, and Thai.
Well, time to move on to 2006. I have some ideas of how we could improve 2006 models and model related posts at See Lai. However, I need to think over.
If you have any suggestions, I will be glad if you comment or send me an email. Many thanks in advance.
Cheers!
Note: I will start uploading 2006 weekly beauties and models starting this Friday.
The Model of the Year (2005) (vote via left sidebar) contest ends tomorrow (Wednesday, January 4, 2006), at 16:00:00 pm Hong Kong time. In doing so, I will be fair and I will have covered all the time zones See Lai readers come from, including grace period for readers who were on holidays.
So hurry up with your final votes. By now, we already know who the winner, first runner-up, and second runner-up will be. But hey, I can't rule out a miracle.
Anyway, thanks for all your votes, folks. I am sure the winners will be more than pleased. For models that don't make it to the first three positions, I guess they should be proud they made it to See Lai's 2005 Model contest.
Cheers!
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