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Finally, Milton solves the age-old mystery - Why and how women think differently than men?
A must read for See Lai readers. Compare the pictures in both links (links open in new window).
Credits: Via Wan Ker-sin.
Cheers!
PS: MSFW (Moderately Safe For Work)
A bit drunk, she wants you to take her home.
After a shower, she wants to bonk. Why not?
Early in the morning, she looks fresh, and she wants to bonk again. This time, on the stairs!
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"Er de fint?" Haldor, my Norwegian business associate, asks as he winks at me.
"I'm sorry?" I ask Haldor.
"Ja! Engelske, Engelske," he tries to speak in English, "Idjt dat godt?" he points at the girls.
I look at the two blond-haired lolitas, who are rolling their tongues over the mouth of their beer bottles.
"Very godt!" I try to mimic Haldor, and focus my eyes on the lovely lolitas.
It is almost impossible to compare them with Asian women. As far as curvaceousness is concerned, a voluptuous Asian woman would be considered average and uninteresting in these parts. Of course, Norwegian women lack the almost mesmerizing powers of Asian women, but they compensate for it by exhibiting their uninhibited sexuality and shamelessness.
I take a good look at one of the lolitas. And from where I am sitting, I can see that she is wearing no underwear. Her short skirt glaringly reveals her center of attraction, and the tension between my legs escalates to alarmingly high levels.
"Very godt, very godt!" I repeat my praises, albeit, with more vigor in my tone.
"Dtjen tek djem to you hotdjel room!" Haldor smiles.
I am confused. I have no idea whether the lolitas are hookers or Haldor's helpful and willing employees. You know, the kind of young girls who would be more than happy to entertain their boss' business associate, so that they can secure a pay raise. But what the hell? I am too excited to let the opportunity slip by. And therefore, I accept his offer.
After finishing my drink, I escort the lolitas to the elevator. Haldor walks behind us, and as soon as the lolitas and I enter the elevator, Haldor whispers in my ear, "fuckdj djem godt!"
"I will," I tell him, and wink. As the elevator door gradually closes, Haldor's smiling face contracts into a thin line, and finally, he fades off like a distant blip on a radar screen. One on each side, I squeeze the lolitas closer to me by grabbing their enormous jugs. Thrilled by my shamelessness, they simultaneously try to roll their tongues into my mouth.
I am sure I am going to have a good time. And it will be a night full of fun. Folks, if this continues everyday, I might not return home.
Cheers!
A horrible experience. Enough said!
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Last week:
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| Winner: Pavadee (Thai) |  46% |
746 | |
| First Runner-up: Ryu (Korean) | 34% |
548 | |
| Second Runner-up: Juri (Japanese) | 20% |
328 | |
| Total Votes: 1,622 | |||
This week:
Thai - Kanyavee "Focus", in the kitchen. Perfect! Something's cooking, and it's not just food...
Korean - Kim Yeon Lee is nibbling a fruit. Actually, we are more interested in "her fruit!"
Japanese - Shiho Wakabayashi simply stands there, waiting for us...
Votes have already started pouring in. Continue...
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I could not update pictures of models or girlies during this week. And I couldn't write any other posts, or stories.
Well, Hugo (as well as my health) has a firm grip on my life (these days). And I am almost on the verge of being hospitalized (again).
Anyway, until I recuperate, you can read some short posts at Nude King. And I expect to update the pictures of Model of the Week by tomorrow.
Sorry for the delay and thank you for your kind support.
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My wife has a soft spot for dogs. No, that is an understatement. She has an extremely soft spot for dogs. Particularly, the abandoned or abused pet dogs. So when one of her friends told her about how a neighbor (her friend's neighbor) was abusing a dog and how it seemed like they didn't want that dog (anymore), my wife and Mrs. Ng decided to "rescue" that dog.
They (my wife and Mrs. Ng) asked my permission, and I didn't mind, as our house is big enough to accommodate one more dog (we already have three dogs). And I was under the impression that they were talking about a small puppy.
So imagine my surprise, when, on Friday evening, a huge animal ran towards me as I parked the car. Words like "Holy Shit!" immediately came to my mind as I stepped out of the car and saw the beast.
Yes, our "new family member" is a Siberian Husky, and a "special breed among Siberian Huskies." The American Kennel Club refers to Siberian Husky as "a medium-sized working dog." And yes, normally, Siberian Huskies are supposed to be medium-sized. But not this fella. Even in his own pedigree, he is supposed to be the odd one. Like say, the Arnold Schwarzenegger among Siberian Husky dogs who is totally dependent on steroids.
For starters, I noticed that our "new family member" is almost three feet tall. Therefore, automatically disqualified according to American Kennel Club. American Kennel Club's standards insist that a Siberian Husky should not be over 23.5 inches. Else, he is disqualified. While AKC doesn't talk about the length, here is a rough measurement of our new "sad and abused" friend: He is almost 4.5 feet long (excluding tail). And while I was talking about the height (almost three feet tall); I was measuring the fella from ground to his withers. Throw in his long neck, face, and sharp-pointed ears; you are talking about a dog that is 3.5 feet tall, at the least.
We have a big dog - Beethoven, a German Shepherd. But this beast is taller and bigger than Beethoven is. Are we having fun yet?
Of course, our house is big enough to accommodate "the (new) beast" (I prefer to call him that). And I told my wife that perhaps, her friend's neighbor was abusing him or abandoning him because their (the friend's neighbor's) house would be one of those average apartments (800 ~ 1000 sq. ft. you see all over Hong Kong). Throw in the furniture and stuff in such a small apartment; and the beast would hardly have any space to stretch his legs. No wonder they were fed up with him.
In any case, the ugly wound on the beast's back (midway near the spinal cord), was proof enough that his previous owners abused him and wanted to get rid of him. But why would they do that to such a handsome (yes, the beast does look handsome and has peculiar eyes - a unique mark of Siberian Husky - one blue and one brown eye) but abnormally huge dog (even by normal Siberian Husky standards)?
It took me only five minutes to "Google" and find out the reason(s): Obedient Attitude - NOT! (Read the entire page. Definitely disheartening. Even for a big-dog lover like me). And, "So... You Want a Siberian Husky?"
My wife and Mrs. Ng were a bit disheartened after I told them what we were looking at (the new beast). But the soft spot in their hearts did not melt, and they kept telling me how I, the best trainer of dogs in the world (yes, I have trained many dogs and I too love dogs), would be able to overcome all the hurdles and train the beast. Wishful thinking? Yes! But it's a challenge to my credibility as well.
"What should we call him?" my wife asked. The previous owners called him 'Dai Kau' (which, in Cantonese, means 'big dog'. And aptly so). I thought for a while and said, "Hugo!" Everyone, including my wife, kids, Mrs. Ng, and the maids liked that name. So well, now he is Hugo.
Anyway, the main reason I wrote this post is mostly related to the fact that I might not be able to update (though I will update the models) See Lai and Nude King often (for a week or so). As whatever free time I have, will be occupied in training Hugo.
In fact, during the last two days, I have spent all my time with Hugo. And he is young, energetic, strong, and full of stamina. Whereas I am old, tired, and lazy. So we aren't like-minded buddies, but I have managed to teach him three commands in two days - "Sit," "Stay," and "Shut Up!" Yes, Siberian Huskies believe they are gifted singers, and they constantly make some noise (Read the "Noise" part in the second link [above]: 'Obedient Attitude - NOT').
Somehow, Hugo has realized that I don't think he is Luciano Pavarotti (who, I believe, is equally irritating and noisy). And for now, Hugo is willing to let-go his temptation of entertaining me. More later, when I have some time.
Note: Sorry about the poor quality of pictures. Hugo doesn't like to sit (or stand) still, not even for one second. Yes, I am tired! I really don't know who is more "sad and abused." Hugo or me?
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She pulls down her bra and says, "Like these cuties?" You say nothing, and you look at her boobies...
She then jumps out of her clothes, and says, "Let's bonk now!
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Note: Models change on Sunday (or Monday). Hurry up with your votes!
She invites you to her bedroom...
She undresses, and she smiles...
Yes, she wants to bonk!
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Last week:
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Votes | ||
| Winner: Nao (Japanese) | 55% |
883 | |
| First Runner-up: Tonkao (Thai) | 29% |
476 | |
| Second Runner-up: Yoon (Korean) | 16% |
261 | |
| Total Votes: 1,620 | |||
This week:
Japanese - Juri Okamoto undresses...
Thai - Pavadee Panang is aroused...
Korean - Ryu Sun Hee seduces you with her apple...
Votes have already started pouring in. Continue...
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Votes | ||
| Model of the Month: Nao (Japanese) | |
883 | |
| First Runner-up: Amika (Thai) | |
702 | |
| Second Runner-up: Tonkao (Thai) | |
476 | |
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Sex-starved Buddhist friend Wan Ker-sin is aroused by bestiality!
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...yet!
Well folks, I haven't recovered and therefore, I won't be able to upload girlies (today). Though I promise to upload models on Wednesday.
In the meantime, hit the albums or archives (left sidebar), or visit all the other nice folks listed on the right sidebar.
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Diary of an expat who is having too much fun!
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You see a topless lady playing all by herself...
She looks at you and smiles...
Soon, she wants to bonk with you.
Cheers!
Sneezing, coughing, and sick, I surf the Internet. Nothing holds my interest for more than three seconds. For I am sick. And Count Chan, my terrorizing specialist surgeon, has given me twenty more pills a day (adds up to 84) so that I don't suffer rejection (of my last year's transplant).
If I am to believe Wan Ker-sin, this is the result of my past actions. Yes, I must have pissed off a lot of people in my past life. And the result is terrible. I wouldn't wish this on an enemy. Let those who cursed me in past life go to hell! There! Now I feel better.
Anyway, will post girlies tomorrow. Or perhaps upload models. How many days have we been doing the current models' round? Can anyone tell me? My brains are clouded with phlegm.
Nonetheless, I will still say...
Cheers!
Update March 03: Further to avid reader Mayer's email directing me to a Kosher restaurant on Hong Kong side, I had some real Jewish chicken soup. And is it a great remedy or what? Of course it is! I feel fine already. Thanks for all the emails.
She moans...
And then she invites you. "Bonk me. Bonk me, please?" She says.
Cheers!
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