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Hey Edison! Don't Stop That Music...

Hong Kong authorities and some people concerned are hoping that Edison Chen's Photo Scandal winds up for good. But that is not going to happen soon.

Maybe people in Hong Kong are beginning to lose interest in the story that seems to have seriously destroyed the careers of well known Hong Kong movie stars and singers such as Gillian Chung, Cecilia Cheung, Edison Chen himself, as well as several others, but the story is just picking up in other parts of Asia.

While loitering in Singapore's Changi Airport Terminal the other day and speaking to beautiful Chinese girls in Cantonese (yes, many people in Singapore do speak Cantonese) and Mandarin, many of them asked me (or rather begged me) for more details.

I obliged. "You see," I told them, "you can see Edison's love lollipop in full glory in the pictures if you Google them."

"Is it big?" they asked. See what I mean? This topic is a conversation starter. Soon I was surrounded by stewardesses in transit, store girls taking a break, and some other girls interested in the topic. One or two guys tried to join the conversation, but I frowned at them and they went back to their corner and started smoking.

Yes, we were in the smoking room, Terminal 2, Changi Airport. And yes, many Chinese girls in Singapore do smoke.

If you have not lived in Asia and when you read statements suggesting that Asians and particularly the Chinese are conservative, blah blah blah, take that with a grain of salt. Such statements are (usually) not meant to be positive. But rather, aimed at discriminating the Asians and particularly the Chinese as primitive or backward.

An example? I have heard about a Caucasian male who waves swords and performs Kung Fu stances in front of general public in a park, but gets pissed and laughs at Chinese people in Hong Kong when they decorate their houses during Christmas or celebrate Halloween.

Anyway, let us say that judging or comparing people aside, every place has its own culture and tradition. If you can't live with it, you better leave.

Back to the point. I had fun with the girls in Singapore at Changi. We discussed extremely graphic details about sex and people's (those who are involved) private parts without blinking an eyelid. Why? Because we were talking about other people. And especially people who are celebrities, and therefore, public figures. That is the culture and tradition out here, that I am talking about.

As allegedly reported by others, Paris Hilton might get away with such acts, I don't know. But then, Paris Hilton does not pose as a Government Ambassador in community hygiene advertisements. Problem is, some of those involved in Edison Photo Gate scandal tried to promote a squeaky-clean image.

One of the girls who heard rumors that all six girls in the photos/videos are going to sue Edison for damages, asked me, "Do you think it is fair that they ask for compensation for destroying their careers?"

I replied, "Do you think that they should be compensated if they were stupid enough to pose for him and perform fellatio and enjoy cunnilingus in front of a camera?"

Smiles all around.

Tell you what? Next time I go to Singapore (pretty soon), I will have more sex than I can handle. I am sure, because nine new phone numbers in my mobile phone's phone-book tells me so.

Cheers!

PS:

1) Those who are curious, can look for "thegutterpost" at blogspot. I am not going to provide a link.

2) Contrary to the belief that the new Terminal 3 in Changi Airport is for budget airlines, let me tell you that Singapore Airlines now (from January) flies from Terminal 2 and Terminal 3.

This means, if you are landing at Terminal 2 (say from parts of Africa, South Asia, South-east Asia, etc.) and if your flight is departing from Terminal 3 (say to Hong Kong, or USA, Europe, etc.), you better board the (ugly) Skyrail and go to Terminal 3 immediately. Or else, you might miss your flight or piss off the Captain and the rest of the crew.

3) However, I need to tell you that you will see more beautiful girls in the smoking room of Terminal 2, simply because that was the most prominent terminal before Terminal 3 came up. And also, because most lounges, the Market Place, 7-Eleven, etc., were there long before the ugly Terminal 3 came up.

Tian Tan Big Buddha!

If you have never visited Hong Kong, I think you will be more than tempted to visit after watching this video:

Tian Tan Big Buddha, Tai O, and Lion Dance

Even though a short clip, the video captures parts of Lantau Island, Big Buddha, Tai O fishing village, Tung Chung, a Lion Dance performance, etc. Beautifully captured and edited by Boyd, the choice of background music enhances the video clip and provides a unique experience to the viewer.

According to Wan Ker and some of his readers, the above video clip is better than the crappy video ads promoted by Hong Kong Tourism Board.  I agree!

Enjoy! Also, today being Chinese Valentine's Day, wish you all a very Happy Chinese Valentine's Day.

Cheers!

PS: Video Credits - AIRBOYD.

PPS: The above video is the same as the one posted at Piece of Mind. I reposted here because I think such a good video needs maximum exposure.

Kung Hei Fat Choi

Last year we were embarrassed and didn't want to say "the year of the 'cock'." This year, we feel people will take it personally if we say, "wish you a happy new year of the dog." I guess it's the same when rat year comes around. So we will simply say:

Here's wishing you a very happy and prosperous new year!

Last night, Bert asked me a stupid question, "what is the significance of the year of the dog?"

Not wanting to mislead him anymore, I was very upfront when I told him:

"This year you need to bonk all your women doggy-style!"

He gave me an understanding nod.

Cheers!

Girlie, Models, Albums...

Further to emails and suggestions from readers, here's a quick reply:

Models:

In 2004, we had regular weekly models (as in Model of the Week). But in 2005, we couldn't update the models regularly, as in weekly. And therefore, we ended up with same three models for two weeks or in some cases, an entire month.

Health problems, time constraints, etc., resulted in the above situation, but from February onwards, I expect to upload and change the models regularly. Meaning three models each week (and the ability to vote). So bear with me until February 1, and continue voting for current models.

Girlie(s):

Regular readers should have noticed that the content of See Lai follows a pattern - Monday, Wednesday, and Friday are supposed to be "Girlie" days. As in pictures of "Girlie" or "Model of the Week" models. Whereas Tuesday, Thursday, and at times Saturday or Sunday are "story" days.

Once again, during 2005, "Girlie" uploads suffered and there weren't enough pictures uploaded. Well, I expect to correct this problem (starting Wednesday).

Life In Hong Kong

Warning: Click only if you are above 21. The following link has adult content.

If you are an expat and single (or whatever), and want to enjoy with women in Hong Kong, read this guy’s diary. He provides vital clues that will save you time and money.

Cheers!

Miss Chinese International Pageant 2006

Note: All links open in new window.

Well, it's that time of the year again. Local TV station TVB is hosting the annual Miss Chinese International Pageant 2006. Look at the pictures of models (click on each picture for a short intro in Chinese/English)

The contest will be held on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 08:30pm local (Hong Kong) time. Who will win? Make a wild guess in the comments (here at See Lai).

I say "wild guess," because in the past See Lai readers pointed out to me that if TVB hosts Miss Chinese International Pageant, then the (most probable) winner will be Miss Vancouver or Miss Toronto from Canada.

I tried to verify readers' claims. And it does seem that Chinese Canadians usually win TVB contests. Is that a coincidence? I don't know.

Previous two years' Miss Chinese International Pageant details over here and here. You can also check out Miss Chinese category archive for more on Chinese models.

Cheers!

Bonking In Hong Kong

Like a virgin dying to be laid, Bert is eagerly awaiting his wedding date. "Only a couple of weeks down the road," I told him, "just take it easy."

He smiled and didn't say anything, but the excitement in his eyes and his clenched fists spoke volumes. Ah Chig, on the other hand, had a lot to say. "Every night a different woman should be bonked (don't blame me, but yes, Ah Chig and Bert have started using the term 'bonk') by you before your marriage takes place, so that sadness does not take place after your marriage takes place."

There we go again. "Has taken place," "is taking place," or "will take place." Although, you have to admit that it is much better when he speaks (his) unique English, so that we don't have to speak in the world's most complicated language – The Chiu Chow language.

Anyway, Bert was extremely impressed by Ah Chig's idea. And so, while sipping coffee in the chilly garden, the two of them started asking me how Bert can bonk as many women as he can; before his "marriage takes place."

BB

"Judge not a woman by her looks, but judge her by her heart." That was my only advice to Ah Chig, last Sunday.

But Ah Chig had a list of requirements – "Huge balls and hips will be necessary for healthy children to be born!" Balls? I started wondering and soon realized he meant boobs. "But fatness should not be present." Right! We can understand that. "Softly speak very necessary, and happiness is goal of life." All right! Brother Ah Chig is looking for a soft-spoken woman who is not bitchy, is harmonious, spreads happiness, and doesn't make life difficult for him. "Future life very important for family and not waste money outgoing and shopping taste."

The Plight Of Women

Read this article.

I was under the impression that Hong Kong respects human rights.

Cheers!

The Womanizer

Warning: This web page contains adult language and graphic descriptions.  Read only if you are above 21. Otherwise please leave this site.  If you are above 21, I suggest that you DON'T read this while you are eating.

While Bert fumbled for his cell phone, a ladies lipstick fell out of his breast pocket and on to the table. Both Luke and I raised our eyebrows as Bert hurriedly finished the call. Bert, Luke, and I were seated in the VIP room of Eternal Lotus restaurant in Dongguan, which, after one year of regular patronage; almost serves as our external conference room.

"Just a friend asking me if I would go out with him tonight." Bert apologized for interrupting our conversation and the dinner.

I pointed at the lipstick and Bert nervously pocketed it back.

"Hope you aren't using it for your chapped lips during this winter. It's a ladies' lipstick." I said.

"No, no," Bert was a bit embarrassed as he smiled. And lowering his voice he winked and said, "I like to paint their cunt lips red."

Panties over his head and painting their cunt lips red! Now here was a man, Bert, who was rapidly progressing in the art of sex. And before 8 months, this man was totally against the idea of hookers or premarital sex.

"Cunt lips?" Luke, my Mainland China partner was clearly struggling with his limited English, a language forced upon him due to our partnership.

So I briefly explained to Luke what cunt lips meant in Mandarin. Luke laughed out loud and said, "you gwailos really have a wicked taste in sex."

But I wasn't in a mood to answer Luke, as I had other concerns on my mind. Mainly that Bert was dipping his own private chopsticks and serving himself broccoli instead of using the communal chopsticks used for serving. I lost my appetite. What if STD (sexually transmitted disease) would infect me via Bert's chopsticks?

"Bert, I don't suppose that after painting their cunt lips red you lick them or suck them as in cunnilingus. Do you?"

Love You Love Me

Not Just Another Online Dating Service!

You have enjoyed Asian beauties at See Lai for more than a year. And during 2004, I received tons of emails regarding interest in Asian girlfriends or potential wives. I also received emails from girls who were looking for expat boyfriends and/or suitors, and my mailbox was turning into a dating/marriage bureau!

However I replied your emails by asking you to wait until we could figure out the best way.

So John and I alongside others worked very hard for months. And when he came to Hong Kong, we finalized the best way out. The result? Love You Love Me!

What's in store for you at Love You Love Me?

First of all, you don't need a credit card to sign up, and the moment you sign up, you get one month free access. If you create your profile with your own picture, that is assuming that you won't post pictures of say Brad Pitt or Britney Spears, you get one MORE month free!

Furthermore, send an email to John Jerles, Director of Love You Love Me; with your Love You Love Me account number informing him that you signed up via See Lai (this web site), and you get ONE MORE MONTH FREE!

That is 90 days of free fun with full profiles including photo and video of prospective partners, picture rating, chat rooms, instant messaging, match making service, anonymous email and much more...

So what are you waiting for? Whether you are looking for a friend, lover, or spouse, or if you want to know more people including and especially Asian girls, head over to LYLM (Love You Love Me) and enjoy!

Cheers!

The Judgment Day

Color drained out of Catherine's face as soon as she saw the pictures spread out on the center coffee table. Selecting a distant couch, away from my wife and Mrs. Ng, she pretended to be nonchalant as she kept biting her nails.

Quietly walking towards the living room bar, I fixed drinks for everyone. And even without asking Catherine, I decided upon a strong coffee for her. My symbolic gesture to wake her up.

After handing everyone their drinks, I seated myself on my throne-like couch. For a while, everyone looked at each other and then at me. It was obvious that I would have to start the discussion.

"Do you see that Chinese newspaper 'Oriental Daily News' next to the pictures on that table?" I addressed Catherine. And without waiting for her to answer, I continued, "that newspaper was published on the same day when these pictures were taken. Which is two days after your love-note-tearing ceremony in front of Bert."

"You are interfering in my privacy, and you should be aware about the privacy ordinance..." snapped Catherine, the bitch.

"Don't you throw the fucking book at me you bitch." I was really mad. "Hong Kong has no rule that disallows people being captured in camera out in a public place. If there were such rules, I could sue millions of tourists who have captured me in their cameras, digicams, camcorders and what have you. And these aren't pics of your underwear taken from under an escalator, so don't you dare throw the book at me or I will throw it back at you!"

Seeing me extremely pissed, my wife; who knows me particularly well, and Mrs. Ng were getting a bit nervous.

"And what about the 20,000 Hong Kong dollars you loaned from Bert and gave to Keith? I don't suppose either you or Keith can pay that back right now or today." Yes, I have done excellent sleuth work, and the loan is one issue that would really trap Catherine and Keith.

Fear replaced Catherine's rude expressions as she frantically looked out of the French windows leading to the garden, and every where around, including at the stairs in the living room leading upstairs.

As she fret I calmly said to her, "Don't worry, Bert has gone to the club with the kids. But there is someone else here you should meet."