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Sharon Stone - Legs Wide Open!

No, hold on. That's her mouth that's wide open.

Most of you might know that the hot Hollywood lover of Dalai Lama, Sharon Stone, has blamed the Sichuan earthquake on the karma of Chinese people and/or the Chinese Government.

Well, fellow Hong Kong blogger Private Beach has written an open letter to Sharon Stone.

I really hope Ms. Stone reads it, or someone in the news business does. And Ms. Stone, please start wearing underwear and stop crossing your legs.

Cheers!

PS: Though I haven't posted much here, it's again time for this bird to spread the wings in a few days. I will probably start posting girlie pictures soon. Until then, hit the albums and archives (left sidebar).

Burma! Here We Come!

Whatever the Burmese dictators are doing, they haven't factored us in the equation. Details over here.

This site will be a bit slow (well, it has been since last week).

Cheers!

PS: The physical plane is dangerous, but the astral plane is not. Come; share the power with us on a higher plane.

World's First Donkey Cum Franchise

Back from the historical Beijing-Lhasa train journey, Buddhist friend Wan Ker-sin unveils plans of his Tibetan donkey-cum skin whitening solution franchise.

Hurry up, he is already running out of stocks!

Cheers!

PS: No, this isn't a joke.

Good News And Bad News

Good News:

Four employees of our Hong Kong corporation, two of them senior managers, and their families arrived safely back to Hong Kong. A group of fourteen people, they were relatively inland, and therefore extremely lucky when disaster struck their vacation resort in Phuket.

I wasn't even aware they were in that area, so this news came as a surprise.

However, I was aware that fellow Hong Kong blogger - Ran Hasa was surfing in Sri Lanka, exactly when the disaster struck! I was extremely worried about Ran, because he went to Sri Lanka specifically for surfing!

Today I am more than happy that even Ran and his friends came out of the disaster safely and without serious injuries or harm. Much to our relief, Ran and his friend have posted a long comment today. Although, it is understandable that while physically all right, they are both extremely traumatized.

Go read their comment (scroll down in the link above) and the first hand account of how and what Ran and his friends went through right in the middle of the tsunami!

Even the descriptions about the disaster from our employees made me realize that despite reading a lot of news and watching endless TV clips, we can hardly imagine how it really was. Anyway, to cheer them up, I pointed out that while the Chinese believe fourteen to be a very unlucky number (because in Cantonese it sounds like sure-death or will surely die), their group (employees and their family members) comprised of exactly fourteen people. And therefore, the myth of fourteen is bullshit. They did laugh at my joke, but I think it will be a long time before they get over their trauma.

Bad News:

I am aware that one of our close business associate, also Hong Kong Chinese, was in the area and vacationing with his family and friends.

However, until today evening, no one has heard anything from him or the people traveling with him. Even his relatives in Hong Kong have no clues and we can only hope for the best.

This truly was a huge natural disaster. One that will be remembered by generations to come!

Later...

Wisdom Emerges...

His Foolish Highness is now wiser and smarter (click for the cartoon).

Cheers!

Hong Kong: Night Before Elections

Practical suggestions from the ever wise Ah Bo.

Cheers!

Ah Bo: On Rights!

It has been raining cats and dogs since three days. The weather conditions are more than depressing.

I am not the only one who feels that way. An early morning call from Ah Bo (Nude King), and he told me he had a dream...

In his (Ah Bo's) dream, Lantau Buddha told Ah Bo that he constantly lived in threat and terror...

"Torrential rains, occasional typhoons, scorching sun resulting in sunstrokes, etc., are taking their toll on me. At least I deserve an umbrella or a roof, or is it that Hong Kong administration doesn't give a damn?"

Well, you decide. Personally, instead of Disney Land, I think Tung should immediately act upon providing shelter for Lantau Buddha (popup or link), or, he should quit!

Cheers!

July 1 - The Aftermath

What really happened after July 1, 2004 protest march?

Good friend and Yuen Long Creek crocodile - Ah Bo, called me up to request that I sketch details of an event about which he had received some inside information.

"Please Ron, it is for my blog - The Nude King On The Blog," he said. And so, I obliged.

Ah Bo narrates his "inside information" story over here.

Cheers!

Democracy Protest - July 1

Almost 24 hours after the last of 530,000 protesters completed their march, news commentaries, TV documentaries, and even the media seems to have forgotten the fun.

Couple of bloggers are still at it.

I am not the one to repeat and rehash - statistical hits and runs, but Nude King will tell you, how easy is it for you to have 10 years of fun!

Cheers!

The Panty Parade

Everyone will celebrate tomorrow, and so will I!

If Bert's description of PLA (People's Liberation Army) women; dancing in skirts during a show in Hong Kong is anything to go by, I will be attending tomorrow's PLA celebrations to express my exhilarated feelings on Hong Kong's seventh anniversary of it's handover to China.

With my powerful SONY digital camcorder, I cannot see how I will possibly miss panties under the floating skirts of magnificent women in their uniform in Hong Kong.

Girlie pictures coming up soon, models change later tonight, and pictures of beautiful women in uniform later tomorrow night.

Cheers!

PS: Nude King isn't excited by celebrations in Hong Kong.