Kind souls Bob, Mike, and Ray were unable to post anything for two days as they were helping me prepare, install, and test this notebook, which will now be my window to the world. I am back, though still in my Summer Palace. And I have been thinking about you all and have missed you.
Well, where do we begin? After my transplant and before I woke up, I had visions that I was standing at a huge cloudy gate and a white bearded man was saying, "No, you are not welcome here!" I tried to look inside the gate and saw barren cloudy lands.
Then I found myself outside a dark gate and a black bearded man was saying, "Sorry, we are full." I peeped inside the dark gate and saw huge breasted naked beauties smoking pot and excited men kissing and licking their bodies.
Finally, I opened my eyes and saw the tubes, gadgets, and monitors around me in the ICU. Like the ones you see in a movie with horizontal waves traversing across the screen, and you think, "please don't die on me!" So folks, well here I am.
I see that Mike has done a good job with Nude King. It means that Ah Bo will probably have to stay in Beijing forever. Bob and Ray have also done well in uploading beauties. Although they seem to be poor on See Lai kind of stories. Next time, if there will be one, instead of celibates I will have to consider inviting gigolos to write See Lai stories.
They should have taken Bert to hookers, massage parlors, karaoke boxes or simply left him alone on the streets of Mong Kok. In that case, the stories would have written themselves. But no, they were busy bonking Ms. Ng's maid, finding girlfriends for themselves and then not describing the beauty of their girlfriends.
Talking about Bert, he visits regularly and even Apple accompanies him. Hopefully, this time it will not end up like Catherine story. As far as Bert is concerned, except for his new girlfriend Apple nothing much has changed. "I have again started meditating in the guest bedroom," he said. "And I have moved the teepee inside the guest bedroom as it is hot out there." He keeps on saying "guest bedroom" but now it is more like his own room. Now why he wants to meditate inside a teepee in a room is something I do not quite understand. But then no one can understand Bert.
Bert might not have changed but some things have changed. With my new liver (and thanks to the kind soul to whom it belonged) it seems that my skin allergies have gone. Although I have not got over the feeling of being a pregnant woman with something inside of me that does not belong to me. Rebecca who still works here says I look great. But my family and everyone else who knows me thinks that once I step outside, I will again look like Freddie Kruger! Which is fine with me as far as I can still bonk.
See Lai readers will be glad to know that after my surgery (and when I started feeling better), I have already tested the gear between my legs and it works as smoothly and as excitedly as it used to in the past. That was one of my main concerns. You never know if you come out without a dick or a missing ball after a major surgery so close to the eternal fountain. I was especially worried that Count might purposely remove my balls and ensure that I spend my remaining life as a eunuch. That has not happened and it means that the nincompoop still does not know that I shared his doll without informing him.
What else? Well, I will write more when time permits but Bob, Mike, and Ray will still manage most of See Lai and Nude King. And hopefully they will upload girlies and change the models tomorrow.
In the meantime, all I can say is thank you very much for your kind support and patience and thanks a lot for all the emails and comments. I will answer all emails but do not expect a reply soon as Count still restricts me to only two hours of internet per day. "You are weak and fragile," he tells me. Well, not as weak and fragile as to be unable to bonk Brenda when I have a chance. But then, I should not tell him that as he could still sever my balls and feed his dogs.
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Cheers everyone!
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